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Virus (disambiguation)

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The Coronavirus (lime-green, top, with the punk look) and associates.

A virus may mean:

  • A biological virus, like the Coronavirus (pictured). These are little pieces of RNA that don't so much want to reproduce, as to latch onto a cell that is good at reproduction and just corrupt it.
  • A computer virus. These are little pieces of code that likewise don't have everything it takes for success but latch onto a partner that does. See also Gold Digger.

A common attribute of a good virus is to let lots of time pass between the infection and the emergence of symptoms, like a sleeper account on Uncyclopedia, so that when bad things happen, no one knows why.

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