Difference between revisions of "Kitten plant"

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(It is very easy to grow a kitten)
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Latest revision as of 01:23, 5 December 2019

To make a kitten plant, you must first obtain a kitten plant seed. The seeds are usually sold at plant stores. Next, you need to plant it. It should be planted in kitty litter, and you must water it daily by dunking it in the nearest body of water. Then, when it grows, you must pull the kitten off the plant. It may hiss and bite you. If you lose a finger, reattatch it with some duct tape. There! You have grown your first kitten plant!