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Today's Featured Article - HowTo:Add sunlight through trees in Photoshop

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Have you ever wanted to add obviously computer-generated rays of sunlight to your trees for that extra touch of fakeness? With Photoshop, it's remarkably easy. Not only can you create sun rays in a photograph, but you can even add them in real life. This is a great way to make your yard more impressive or attract people to your park or real estate.

In this tutorial, you'll learn about the technique for creating these rays and how to apply it to real trees.

Step 1: Pick a location

I used the woods behind the park in my neighborhood.

Step 2: Open it as an image

For this step, you must be using a smart device that is set up to detect and modify the environment. The Apple iAmTooSmart is a good choice.

Under the File menu, select "Open surroundings". This option does not exist in CS6 and earlier, so if that's what you have, you need to upgrade to the expensive rental version that you can never own. (It's totally worth it, trust me.) In your window you should see what looks like a photograph of the area that corresponds to what your device can see with its camera. The picture will refresh regularly, which on slower devices may be too resource-intensive. If you have a pair of iSpecs and they're connected to your device, you will see menus and some other parts of the Photoshop interface overlaid on the scene. (more...)

Previously Featured Article - Advertising


Advertising is fundamental to capitalism, because the Free Enterprise System produces a cornucopia of products, which the existence of advertising suggests that no one wants to buy based on what he knows about the product. The function of advertising is to provide information he does not know — that is, false information — to induce him to buy products he does not want. (more...)

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July 19: Swallows Return (San Juan Capistrano, US), Great Cat Feast (also San Juan Capistrano), Ice Age ends

  • 193 - Romans make a chicken and then a plate of fruit their emperor as all human choices are lacking.
  • 1018 - King Æthelred the Unready finally thinks of a snappy reply to an insult by the Vikings. Unfortunately, he is already dead.
  • 1545 - The Tudor warship Mary Rose sinks off Portsmouth, after leaving a porthole ajar in a storm.
  • 1553 - Jean Grey (pictured) is replaced as Phoenix by Queen Mary, after holding that title for just nine days.
  • 1788 - The constant chatter of swallows returning to San Juan Capistrano wakes the kraken. Not able to go back to sleep, it goes out for breakfast only to get burnt hash browns and the wrong kind of toast.
  • 1864 - Rebels are defeated in the Taiping Rebellion by Chinese forces, with elements regrouping to join Robert E. Lee in Virginia.
  • 1870France declares war on Chef Boyardee, starting the Franco-American War.
  • 1877 - The first Wimbledon Tennis Championship is held, oddly enough, in Hoboken, New Jersey.
  • 1992 - Actor Luke Perry reaches the height of his celebrity and records a world-record 18 public service announcements in one day.
  • 1977 - The first GPS signal is sent and scientists tracking it are sent to parts unknown, never to be seen again.
  • 2009 - After not returning en masse to San Juan Capistrano, biologists carefully glue any swallows they find into their nests. Local restaurants are unable to serve all-you-can-eat roast swallow dinners.
  • 2622 - Time machines are invented, and history is re-written. All the above is rendered possibly false.

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