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<option>*... [[Thomas Edison]] was arrested on charges of [[pornography]] following the release of his short film, ''Woman Whose Ankle Is Partly Visible''?</option>
 
<option>*... [[Thomas Edison]] was arrested on charges of [[pornography]] following the release of his short film, ''Woman Whose Ankle Is Partly Visible''?</option>
 
<option>*... that the [[bow-tie]] is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by [[%|16%]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that the [[bow-tie]] is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by [[%|16%]]?</option>
<option>*... that apparently, this [[Chuck Norris|Charles Norris]] fellow is [[UnNews:Stuffy_intellectuals_discover_internet_memes|quite the ruffian]]?</option>
 
 
<option>*... on a semi-regular basis, [[Britain]] is mercilessly hit by an attack of '[[UnNews:Rain_falls_on_United_Kingdom|falling water]]'?</option>
 
<option>*... on a semi-regular basis, [[Britain]] is mercilessly hit by an attack of '[[UnNews:Rain_falls_on_United_Kingdom|falling water]]'?</option>
 
<option>*... [[bingo]] is the 3rd biggest killer of [[Senior citizen|senior]]s, ranking just after posing for pictures with wild [[bear]]s?</option>
 
<option>*... [[bingo]] is the 3rd biggest killer of [[Senior citizen|senior]]s, ranking just after posing for pictures with wild [[bear]]s?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[ostrich]]es do not stick their heads in the ground but in molten [[lava]]? This explains why they are not found on the island of [[Hawaii]].</option>
 
<option>*... that [[ostrich]]es do not stick their heads in the ground but in molten [[lava]]? This explains why they are not found on the island of [[Hawaii]].</option>
 
<option>*... that if it ain't broke, it wasn't made in [[China]] or [[America]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that if it ain't broke, it wasn't made in [[China]] or [[America]]?</option>
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<option>*... that apparently, this [[Chuck Norris|Charles Norris]] fellow is [[UnNews:Stuffy_intellectuals_discover_internet_memes|quite the ruffian]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that the [[Mars]] Climate Orbiter crashed because [[engineers]] had failed to convert measurements in fathoms and rods to the [[Metric system|metric system]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that the [[Mars]] Climate Orbiter crashed because [[engineers]] had failed to convert measurements in fathoms and rods to the [[Metric system|metric system]]?</option>
 
<option>*... the [[Great Britain|British]] can eat all they want? They measure their weight in stones, and lighter stones are used to adjust their weight.</option>
 
<option>*... the [[Great Britain|British]] can eat all they want? They measure their weight in stones, and lighter stones are used to adjust their weight.</option>
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<option>*... that Wright-Patterson Air Force Base is home to a heavily guarded repository of [[pun|bad puns]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that Wright-Patterson Air Force Base is home to a heavily guarded repository of [[pun|bad puns]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[science]] works in nearly every country?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[science]] works in nearly every country?</option>
<option>*... that incomplete sentences cause mental?</option>
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<option>*... that incomplete sentences cause?</option>
 
<option>*... that due to the recent and highly successful reforms in [[education]], [[grammar|grammar]] studies isn't need anymore?</option>
 
<option>*... that due to the recent and highly successful reforms in [[education]], [[grammar|grammar]] studies isn't need anymore?</option>
 
<option>*... that Killing Joke, the band that performed the song ''Eighties'', are now in their eighties?</option>
 
<option>*... that Killing Joke, the band that performed the song ''Eighties'', are now in their eighties?</option>
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**... that [[bears]] have been known to challenge for the role of [[Alaska]]'s leader?</option>
 
**... that [[bears]] have been known to challenge for the role of [[Alaska]]'s leader?</option>
 
<option>*... that at some point, [[Motivation|hanging in there]] just makes you look like [[Why?:Give Up|an even bigger loser?]]</option>
 
<option>*... that at some point, [[Motivation|hanging in there]] just makes you look like [[Why?:Give Up|an even bigger loser?]]</option>
<option>*... to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's [[Ode to the Monotony of Life|''Ode to the Monotony of Life'']] may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?</option>
 
 
<option>*... that he who hesitates is [[lost]]?
 
<option>*... that he who hesitates is [[lost]]?
 
**... and that you should look before you [[Jump|leap]]?</option>
 
**... and that you should look before you [[Jump|leap]]?</option>
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<option>*... that, despite the [[invention]] of the [[doorbell]], knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?</option>
 
<option>*... that, despite the [[invention]] of the [[doorbell]], knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes?</option>
 
<option>*... that if [[Abraham Lincoln]] was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?</option>
 
<option>*... that if [[Abraham Lincoln]] was alive today, he would be clawing desperately at the lid of his coffin and screaming for help?</option>
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<option>*... my name is Iñigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to do something or the other?</option>
 
<option>*... if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into [[children]]'s bedrooms in the middle of the [[night]] to eat your cookies and drink your [[milk]], she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?</option>
 
<option>*... if Mommy is willing to lie about a freaky old dude who sneaks into [[children]]'s bedrooms in the middle of the [[night]] to eat your cookies and drink your [[milk]], she'll no doubt be willing to deceive you about everything else?</option>
 
<option>*... that anyone who dies at [[Disneyland]] receives a free lifetime pass?</option>
 
<option>*... that anyone who dies at [[Disneyland]] receives a free lifetime pass?</option>
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<option>*... that the first use of "LOL" is in [[Shakespeare]]'s play, ''As You Like It'', and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in ''[[Macbeth]]''?</option>
 
<option>*... that the first use of "LOL" is in [[Shakespeare]]'s play, ''As You Like It'', and that the first use of "OMG" may be found in ''[[Macbeth]]''?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[sheep]] shrink when it [[rain]]s?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[sheep]] shrink when it [[rain]]s?</option>
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<option>*... that it was a [[rock]] [[lobster]]?</option>
 
<option>*... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?</option>
 
<option>*... that the dolphin is the only animal other than man that laughs at its own farts?</option>
 
<option>*... the [[Japan]]ese have a [[Template:Fortune|saying]]: "A man cannot read the same [[Wikipedia]] page twice"?  The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.</option>
 
<option>*... the [[Japan]]ese have a [[Template:Fortune|saying]]: "A man cannot read the same [[Wikipedia]] page twice"?  The pages are constantly being edited, and the act of reading it will make you a different person. Therefore, when a man goes back to re-read it, both the text and the man have been changed.</option>
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<option>*... that [[censorship]] is {{C|a tactic practiced by oppressive governments who believe in upholding an arbitrary social standard for the so-called "}}good{{C| of the people" while simultaneously imposing their peremptory moral values on their unwilling populace by dictating what is}} and {{C|what is not }}necessary{{C| for them to experience}}?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[censorship]] is {{C|a tactic practiced by oppressive governments who believe in upholding an arbitrary social standard for the so-called "}}good{{C| of the people" while simultaneously imposing their peremptory moral values on their unwilling populace by dictating what is}} and {{C|what is not }}necessary{{C| for them to experience}}?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Area 51]] is just a clever ploy to distract you from being curious about Areas 1 through 50?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Area 51]] is just a clever ploy to distract you from being curious about Areas 1 through 50?</option>
<option>*... that a [[tattoo]] made with a sledgehammer won't last as long as one made with a needle?</option>
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<option>*... that [[Cheetos]] never prosper?</option>
 
<option>*... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? <span style="color:gray;">DRINK PEPSI COLA</span></option>
 
<option>*... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? <span style="color:gray;">DRINK PEPSI COLA</span></option>
 
<option>*... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? <span style="color:gray;">I<font size='+1'>♥</font>HYPNOTOAD</span></option>
 
<option>*... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? <span style="color:gray;">I<font size='+1'>♥</font>HYPNOTOAD</span></option>
 
<option>*... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? <span style="color:gray;">YOU HAVE THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO PUT A PANCAKE ON YOUR HEAD</span></option>
 
<option>*... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? <span style="color:gray;">YOU HAVE THE UNCONTROLLABLE URGE TO PUT A PANCAKE ON YOUR HEAD</span></option>
 
<option>*... that [[Usain Bolt]] is so fast, he can run 100 meters in the same time as he can run 10 decameters?</option>
 
<option>*... that [[Usain Bolt]] is so fast, he can run 100 meters in the same time as he can run 10 decameters?</option>
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<option>*... that you should not cross a bridge before you do?</option>
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<option>*... to the untrained ear, John Aglethorpe's [[Ode to the Monotony of Life|''Ode to the Monotony of Life'']] may simply sound like one continuous, monotonous tone, but the song is actually composed mostly of alterations between the A sharp and B flat notes tied together?</option>
  
 
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