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In honor of the grand master of Uncyclopedia, a large pine tree is being planted in Chron's back yard for each of Oscar's witty sayings. Chronarion has been now officially declared MIA and the new forest mysteriously created in the center of West Virgina. We don't know if he actually lives there, but assume that anything that derails the cosmic order as Uncyclopedia does must originate from West Virgina.  
 
In honor of the grand master of Uncyclopedia, a large pine tree is being planted in Chron's back yard for each of Oscar's witty sayings. Chronarion has been now officially declared MIA and the new forest mysteriously created in the center of West Virgina. We don't know if he actually lives there, but assume that anything that derails the cosmic order as Uncyclopedia does must originate from West Virgina.  
  
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We accept applications from all sorts of editors.  Many of them are [[Black People]], [[White People]], [[Asians]], [[Mexicans]], [[Ninjas]], [[Pirates]], [[Ninja Pirates]], [[Clinjas]], and many more. 
 
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Revision as of 20:57, 28 August 2007

Believe it or not, Mr. or Mrs. Know-it-All, there's stuff about Uncyclopedia that you can't find out from Wikipedia. Since you internet-using types are so greedy for pointless information (you clicked this link, didn't you?), we've decided to create a comprehensive list of 10 things you did not know about Uncyclopedia. So sit back, relax, and–hey! Put your pants back on! We didn't want you to get that relaxed, dammit!

Okay, fine. But you have to sit here and read the whole thing.

The 10 Things

1) All Uncyclopedia articles contain exactly zero saturated fats

That's right! Every single article is produced using organic and sustainable hemp, lentils, and electricity, making them completely safe for diabetics and people living in plastic bubbles. The only fats involved are olive oil and petroleum.

The articles are also a good source of fiber, and have been known to spontaneously cure measles, polio, smallpox, and mumps. You haven't seen many people with these diseases since Uncyclopedia started up in 2005, have you? We rest our case.

2) Uncyclopedia is not full of jerks and asshats

It just looks that way. That one friend of yours who got banned, and then told you how much we, as a website, suck, is actually a complete idiot and probably doesn't know how to write. That one other friend of yours who told you the same thing probably didn't deserve a ban, but we don't feel like doing anything about it.

What were we talking about? Oh yeah; we here at Uncyclopedia are actually a friendly bunch, and we even have some female users in our midst to make the whole place look prettier and smell less like nerd sweat.

3) You already know the third thing about Uncyclopedia, so we won't repeat it

Yeah, we were going to discuss the third thing you didn't know about Uncyclopedia, but as it turns out, you already knew about it. We couldn't leave a blank space, so this spot is here just as filler. Try thinking about it as a sort of break, a rest for your tired brain after absorbing all this previously unknown information about this website.

Alright lazy-brain, get back to work.

4) Every time an Oscar Wilde quote is being placed in an article, Chronarion plants a tree in his back yard

In honor of the grand master of Uncyclopedia, a large pine tree is being planted in Chron's back yard for each of Oscar's witty sayings. Chronarion has been now officially declared MIA and the new forest mysteriously created in the center of West Virgina. We don't know if he actually lives there, but assume that anything that derails the cosmic order as Uncyclopedia does must originate from West Virgina.

5) Uncyclopedia is an equal opportunity employer

We accept applications from all sorts of editors. Many of them are Black People, White People, Asians, Mexicans, Ninjas, Pirates, Ninja Pirates, Clinjas, and many more.

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