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'''[[September]] 16: Talk Like Scotty From [[Star Trek]] Day'''
 
'''[[September]] 16: Talk Like Scotty From [[Star Trek]] Day'''
  
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*[[1897]] - [[Scrooge McDuck]] invents the [[Scot]]s accent during a rousing game of [[hopscotch]].
 
*[[1903]] - While investigating the breakdown of a prototype [[airplane]] [[engine]], [[Wright Brothers|Orville Wright]] exclaims  "Mah bairns! Mah poor bairns."
 
*[[1903]] - While investigating the breakdown of a prototype [[airplane]] [[engine]], [[Wright Brothers|Orville Wright]] exclaims  "Mah bairns! Mah poor bairns."
 
*[[1912]] - When urged by Captain Edward Smith to increase engine power to avoid an [[iceberg]], the head [[engineer]] of the ''RMS [[Titanic]]'' replies, "I've giv'n her all she's got, Cap'n, an' I cannah give her no more!!"
 
*[[1912]] - When urged by Captain Edward Smith to increase engine power to avoid an [[iceberg]], the head [[engineer]] of the ''RMS [[Titanic]]'' replies, "I've giv'n her all she's got, Cap'n, an' I cannah give her no more!!"
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*[[1988]] - [[Soviet]] Premier [[Mikhail Gorbachev]] defeats [[President]] [[Ronald Reagan]] in a game of [[Pac-Man]]. Tension brews between the two nations as a result. Henry Kissinger notes, "Tis nothing a little Saurian brandy can't fix".
 
*[[1988]] - [[Soviet]] Premier [[Mikhail Gorbachev]] defeats [[President]] [[Ronald Reagan]] in a game of [[Pac-Man]]. Tension brews between the two nations as a result. Henry Kissinger notes, "Tis nothing a little Saurian brandy can't fix".
 
*[[1993]] - During the [[I Can't Believe it's Not Murder|O. J. Simpson trial]], Judge Ito declares, "This jury-rigging won't last for long, Cap'n!"
 
*[[1993]] - During the [[I Can't Believe it's Not Murder|O. J. Simpson trial]], Judge Ito declares, "This jury-rigging won't last for long, Cap'n!"
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*[[1993]] - Nick Jonas, the bane of teenage existence, is born.
 
*[[2000]] - [[Osama bin Laden]] tells [[Saddam Hussein]] about his plan to [[Grand Theft Auto: Beirut|hijack planes]], to which [[Saddam Hussein|Hussein]] responds, [[UnNews:Senate report concludes Saddam had no al-Gayda links after all|"Are ye daft lad?!"]]
 
*[[2000]] - [[Osama bin Laden]] tells [[Saddam Hussein]] about his plan to [[Grand Theft Auto: Beirut|hijack planes]], to which [[Saddam Hussein|Hussein]] responds, [[UnNews:Senate report concludes Saddam had no al-Gayda links after all|"Are ye daft lad?!"]]
 
*[[2005]] - When asked by the [[United States]] to return its diplomats to the Six Nation Talks, [[North Korea]]'s [[Kim Jong-Ill|Kim Jong-Il]] replies, "Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a [[Lesser Known Technical Effects of Star Trek|fully activated phaser bank]]."
 
*[[2005]] - When asked by the [[United States]] to return its diplomats to the Six Nation Talks, [[North Korea]]'s [[Kim Jong-Ill|Kim Jong-Il]] replies, "Diplomats! The best diplomat I know is a [[Lesser Known Technical Effects of Star Trek|fully activated phaser bank]]."
*[[1993]] - Nick Jonas, the bane of teenage existence, is born.
 

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USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) no bloody A, B, C, or D!

September 16: Talk Like Scotty From Star Trek Day