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QVFD 101 Only you can prevent burnination. |
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. Voting is allowed, but If there is any controversy here, shift it to regular VFD.
If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight, put (only on NEW articles) a {{NRV|~~~~~}} (No Redeeming Value) tag, which means "improve within a week or it dies." If it's bad but not quite that bad, or too old to NRV, put it on regular VFD.
Some other possiblities for dealing with stubs that are not just one unfunny sentence, yet are not fully completed articles:
- they can be combined with a larger, existing related article or topic, or:
- if there is something productive you think could be done with it, list the page on Stuff To Do
- flag them as stubs with any of the {{stub}} or {{catstub|Category Name}} tags
- flag them for {{rewrite}}
funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself.This method is slowly being deprecated- if they seem like they might have value with some effort put into them, flag them with {{NRV|~~~~~}} (if less than a week old) and if they are not edited again they'll be huffed after one week
In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
- If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- Please list redirects directly, eg: [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Stupid_page&redirect=no Stupid page]
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).
Notes for deleting:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- You can also add <del> and </del> tags around the list once you are through with it.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (VFD), (MTU), etc.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles Patrolling the special pages can help you find lots of crap for us to delete, making our jobs easier.
- Check Special:Deadendpages. This contains articles with no links, which are often short sub-stub crap.
- Check Special:BrokenRedirects. THis shows redirects to nonexistant articles, which just clogs up the wiki.
- Check Special:Newpages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
- Check all the recent edits by anonymous users. They can't write worth crap.
Today's date is December 12. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one.
Note to all admins: Add This page does not exist to your watchlist to ensure it doesn't get created.
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December 2 and 2
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November 51st
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December 20th (the day after EB no Matsuri!)
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December 19th (that must closer to christmas)
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December 18th ('til midnight)
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Dismember 17
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368 days since last Christmas
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