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Revision as of 17:41, 23 December 2006

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QVFD 101
Only you
can prevent
burnination.

This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted. Voting is allowed, but If there is any controversy here, shift it to regular VFD.

If the article is not quite shoot-on-sight, put (only on NEW articles) a {{NRV|~~~~~}} (No Redeeming Value) tag, which means "improve within a week or it dies." If it's bad but not quite that bad, or too old to NRV, put it on regular VFD.

Some other possiblities for dealing with stubs that are not just one unfunny sentence, yet are not fully completed articles:

  • they can be combined with a larger, existing related article or topic, or:
  • if there is something productive you think could be done with it, list the page on Stuff To Do
  • flag them as stubs with any of the {{stub}} or {{catstub|Category Name}} tags
  • flag them for {{rewrite}}
  • funny one-liners can be flagged for a move to Undictionary by adding the {{MTUsign|~~~~~}} tag or converting them yourself. This method is slowly being deprecated
  • if they seem like they might have value with some effort put into them, flag them with {{NRV|~~~~~}} (if less than a week old) and if they are not edited again they'll be huffed after one week

In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.


Notes for posting:

  • VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
  • Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
  • Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post.
  • If you have more than one page at a time, put a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around it.
  • Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
  • Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
  • Please list redirects directly, eg: [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Stupid_page&redirect=no Stupid page]
  • If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with '''Old version(s) of this image:''' for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line).

Notes for deleting:

  • Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
  • Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
  • You can also add <del> and </del> tags around the list once you are through with it.
  • If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (VFD), (MTU), etc.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles Patrolling the special pages can help you find lots of crap for us to delete, making our jobs easier.


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32 rebmeceD

Omega Molecule 
Fordington
Unclematter
Gangstaz
Twenty-four things to do at Best Buy
Gentle Loving Llama Sex
Least i could do
This article sucks.
Brendon Urie
Norwegian crystal
Starts
Xsorca.
Tommy fitzgerald
Mike gifkins

December 2 and 2

Page! - unneeded redirect
Matthew tan
Ben Murray
Robo-Hitler
You Lose
Timber creek
O brother where art thou
Itake
Congo
Jimmy impellizeri
Dpss crystal
Saqib
This article doesn't make sense
Patton
Itake
Horseface
The upside of anger
13th century
Sclerosis
Jett - vanity, blanked by author
Runcorn
Fricobangi
Dpss crystal
Dairy Queen
Kwijibo - original content was racist, recently blanked by IP
Coma -- stupid redirect; free this space for a "real" article
Congo
Carrboro rap
Djackl
Chapel hill
Jimmy impellizeri
Pankaj
Mr Bean
Kwijibo
Runcorn
Dringo
Oggy
Reconstructive jaw bone surgery
Sclerosis
Jose Wills
Heroine attics
Robbie Dowse
Jónki
Arbitrary
International Page Blanking Day - the real joke is in the page history, check it first.
Anjum
IPod Straightedge
GAP
Angry Hypertensive Party
Janis lyons
Aeric
The Universe
Image:sombrero.jpg
old versions Image:Bus-interior.jpg 20:26, 17 December 2006 & 19:35, 21 December 2006
Chia pets

November 51st

Martin Luther King Jr.
Michael Dawson
Snozeberry
Maracas
Thingyphone
Greebo
That Guy Kid
Fireworks
John Gavrilovic
Nadira huda
Nick morrison
Patrick metz
Cossacks
Madison meadows - school
Bananosecond
Some Australian Surfer Guy
Jakeman
Paul giles
Lizards
Justin jones
Megan forst
Daniel marcusa - recreated.
Cory Arms
Keith Gerritt
Siggi Daði
Meagan
Bloody foreigners
Wrv451nlp
Weidum
Tyrone Biggums
Marijian stoich
Stephen farrelly
Doofus
Ron White
Yourmomium
ICEPUBE
Pubudu
Hungry Hungry Hippos
MILF
Sheryl crow
UnNews:Terrorist takedown in Maine redirect page
BIg Monster Poonag
Colin clements 
Scott the moose
Mandy is not smart
Boner
Mark David Chapman
Jeramy curtis
Jess the expert
William jennings bryan
Super glue
Go die
Yawning
Evertoon

December 20th (the day after EB no Matsuri!)

Imran
Cheesy swizzle
Blair
3056
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Orochimaru
Carl's penis
Flippy
Arthur's penis
Zach hudgins
Alex potter
Arthur's penis
Jewsplosion
The Frosties kid
Weapo ns
Justin jones
Cadet corporal rose vanityshite, removed vanity tag without consent
Prasob
Sajay
Vijesh
Vanilla envelope
Duck
Alison Daugherty - slander page
Espen
"Ed's Mom"
Bonersaur
Finlay physics - Replaced by Chessum Physics

December 19th (that must closer to christmas)

Awsome - (blanked by author)
Willy Warren - looks like slandanity
Tyler martin - masterpiece by the author of Nick The Expert and Jess The Expert
What now - sigh...
The ablility to kick twice as many ass using only half as many names
Whee
Nick the expert - vanity shite (see bellow)
Jess the expert - assumed vanity, the author uploaded the image with the comment "its me!"
Paul Harvey
Ganondeth
Gerard Way
Template:Joke and Template:Gay - better watch this brat
Betsy Willis -- personal information is a big no no
Henrik
Alasdairy
Brian renquinha - recreated by the moron.
The bar-zvi
John Anderson III
Brian D'souza
Indian metal
Lemonade Tycoon
Amytville
Black Power
Story about Money Tree
Matthew pullan
Zach sebastian 
Maor
Jaimie
Maors dad
Dima
Jake's Penis
Dima's Life
Maor and dima
Maors sex life
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Anti-anti Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Anarchy Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Yet Another Useless Article Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Old English Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Organised religion Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Esc Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The funny version of the God article Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bonanza Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/omg - content is "OMG" repeated
Matthew pullan
Merrick Stock
Creatures - strange redirect
Colelu
Coloelu
Jonathan Teggert - slander
Christopher Grayson - vanity
Ushaw Moor - vanitized topic
Amin Milani Fard - vanity
Matt Hawkes - vain
Josh deaville yadda
Simon yadda
UnTunes:Hip Hip Sucks - Redirect
User:Tooltroll/Congressman in Drag - Redirect
User Talk:Tooltroll/Congressman in Drag - Redirect
User:Tooltroll/Whore Frost - Redundant copy
User Talk:Tooltroll/Whore Frost - Redundant copy
Chicos Tacos
Mats Oftedal
Fotball
Espen
Bibel
Flash Flash Revolution
User:Cs1987/How NOT To: Write an Uncyclopedia article again - admins, where are you?
D.A.R.E

December 18th ('til midnight)

Selenium
Using the font tag on blue links
IPod Straightedge
Giorgio Moroder
Hippy Man
M0000ARG11S
On
Diapda
Varak
List of Code:Lyoko Shows
American pie
Albino Monkey
Bill Nye The Science Guy Inertia is a property of matter
Snow patrol
Snow Patrol
Roflpatti
New Malden
-))))))))))))))))
Tomorrow Never Dies 2: The Return of Oddjob and his Collection of Pretty Hats
Kuran
Bye
Jegan You not worth an MTU, in the opinion of ZB
Huey Slandanity
Lots of tips Sweet Mechanical Moses! That's alot.
Tomorrow Never Dies 2: The Return of Oddjob and his Collection of Pretty Hats
Ruhel unu Ruhel unu Ruhel unu Ruhel unu Ruhel unu (etc.)
Anal_masturbation
Brett
Intel again
Lego Island
User:Cs1987/How NOT To: Write an Uncyclopedia article - I will never finish this piece of crap.
Billions and billions
Image:Bus2.jpg

Dismember 17

Anymous:Xana lover vanity :P
Intel
Minibus Taxi
Deadlyarr0w vanity :P 
Munchlax
Slim Jim
Arend glas
Jack Kevorkian
The Writer's Almanac/archive - Unused redirect now.  
Mammut
Gurken - unused redirect to amateur sci-fi
Super timy
EC Hitler
Tom from Myspace
Bart derka
My Gym Partner's a Monkey
Adnan
Brian reid
Ali
Marleen
Triad
Wingle doozle
Oadby
Preet
Manov
Desu
Mike DeRe
Fahad
Malcom
Doug Wears
Hassan
Billie Hoe and the Gang Bang Bunch
Aaron North
Forum destroyer
Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida -- BUT THIS IS A FREAKING SHORT ARTICLE!
Black smokers
Soyllama
Tool (Band)
Yellowcard
Ted Stevens

368 days since last Christmas

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Anti-anti Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Anarchy Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Yet Another Useless Article Old Pee
French people
Jalovik
User:Mowgli/hymns to ganga -- linkless; defunct.
Gay Niggers from outer space
Children of Men
Emosaur
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Old English Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Organised religion Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Esc Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/The funny version of the God article Old Pee
Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bonanza Old Pee
Weapons of mass turbation
Grue Hitler
Super sonic films
Mike cain
Sam rayner recreated
Wingham
Nick is ugly
Jungle boogie
Pinis
ISABEL
"10 Things I Hate About the Intarweb"
Cody Baxter
Wilderland
X-man
Ian manza
Andrew dekeyser
Mexican jesus
National sunglasses wearing day
Can
Bartman
Aaron Annese


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