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*'''Nom and For''' - Needs to be featured, just for the randomness. The retorspective was featured, so we should feature this. --{{User:Tripod2282/sig}}23:56, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Nom and For''' - Needs to be featured, just for the randomness. The retorspective was featured, so we should feature this. --{{User:Tripod2282/sig}}23:56, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''No.''' Please. - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 00:01, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''No.''' Please. - [[User:David Gerard|David Gerard]] 00:01, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
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*'''Against''' The Retrospective was ''good''; this on its own is not. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 00:23, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' The Retrospective was ''good''; this on its own is not. {{User:§ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ/sig}} 00:23, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' Nope. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 00:26, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
 
*'''Against''' Nope. --{{User:Zombiebaron/sig3}} 00:26, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
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*'''No'''. --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 00:30, 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  
 
==[[IQ:Sample test]]==
 
==[[IQ:Sample test]]==

Revision as of 00:30, 29 December 2006

  • Vote for an article you find excellent. Please add new nominations on the top.
    • Initial nominations do not count as a vote For. Please use "Nomination and For" or some iteration thereof if you wish to vote for your nomination.
    • When voting For or Against, please change the score number accordingly—this saves a lot of time later.
    • IP votes carry half the weight of registered votes.
    • Nonsigned votes and votes without timestamps will be struck out, so make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or press the "your signature with timestamp" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box.
    • When nominating an article, the template Template:VFH should be added to the end of the article using {{VFH}}. Anything you add {{VFH}} to also shows up in Category:Feature nomination.
  • Failed VFH nominations should only be archived/removed by the sysops who pay attention to this sort of thing.
  • Previous featured articles can be found on the archive pages.
  • Voters: don't be dicks and do be constructive with criticism. Writers: Don't be prima donnas. Be open to criticism.
  • Articles from all namespaces (including UnNews, HowTo, UnBooks, etc.) are eligible for VFH. Votes against articles based on namespace prejudice will be discarded.
  • If your article doesn't make it to the front page, don't despair. It may be eligible to be Quasi-featured so long as it meets certain criteria.
THIS IS A VOTE, NOT A DISCUSSION. If you feel the need to whine or start flamewars please do it HERE.
Violators of this policy will be voted off the island.


Current Nominations (new stuff at top, prefix votes with * )

SELF-NOMINATION REGULATION: self-nominated articles (i.e. you write an article and then decide to nominate it yourself) must spend at least one week on pee review before nomination. Articles nominated by people other than the author can still be nominated at any time and require no review (though it is still recommended).

VANITY REGULATION: Articles that meet the criteria for vanity may not be nominated.

VFH IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. If you'd like constructive criticism for your article, please submit it to Uncyclopedia:Pee Review.

Perfect Disaster

Score: +1 unrelated events
  • Nom and For - I rarely laugh when reading articles. But I laughed when reading this, so it needs to be recognized as a great article.--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:21, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Fisher Price

Score: -5 fuckers

IQ:Sample test

Score: An IQ of +6`

Crisis in Infinite Jerusalems

Score: +2 alternate religions
  • N+F. I don't know how many people will get it, but I get it, and that's enough. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 08:55, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against It's close, but a page like this definitely needs more art.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:06, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 11:36, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Crisis on Infinite Earths is the reason why I read comic books. I found it in my closet, all sealed up in plastic by one of my parents. Now I know that there are 3,000 other comics in that closet. But yah, having such a realationship with the subject being paroydied maked it all the better for me. --Sir Zombiebaron 23:05, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

First Gradeism

Score: +11.5 scribbles and squiggles
  • Nom and for. Courtesy of Squiggle; though I worked on it a little, he gets all the credit for the brilliant idea and doing the lion's share of the writing. --Sultanofsurreal 05:59, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, it reminds me of my own terrible childhood.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:04, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Art is important.--EponymousBotch 09:12, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. The tex-tures. -- Hindleyite Converse 10:02, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 11:36, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Good. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:27, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:44, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Self For, though Sultanofsurreal deserves a lot of credit here than he's giving himself. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:32, 28 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Maybe you two should share the award you get when an article you wrote is featured.

--Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:23, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

UnBooks:Parkhurst Pete's World of Wonders

Score: +8 to life

Readme.txt

Score: +9 Incredible Hulk goodness

Sunni days and Arabian Nights

Score: +5 burkas stolen from the Hotel
  • Nom and For I just found this article by Modus Operandi. It was really funny. Thus, I decided to nominate it. --General Insineratehymn 15:49, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:00, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Aiwa. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 17:02, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I just woke up and find myself bereft of a suitable witty comment.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:55, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Uncle J 23:23, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain It's almost too derivative of A Tour of Baghdad, and the use of the censorship template ({{C}}) feels unnecessary. Otherwise, it is well written and clever, and definitely has that trademark "Modus Magic" to it, hence the Abstain and not a Weak Against. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:18, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. 15Mickey20 19:49, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Ain't feeling it. I don't think the approach works very well. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:32, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Pet Jesus

Score: +8 jars of biological waste
  • Self-nom and For. Yes, I know it's Jesii stuff - and Sea Monkeys as well. But's also my first and most positively reviewed entry. At least take a look, ok? -- herr doktor needsAbeam Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:26, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - My child swallowed Jesus! --—Braydie 18:57, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For! This one is funny and I hate Jesii! -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I was pleasantly surprised at this one. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:13, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Mine always ended up as a jar of mold.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:41, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • for. really rather good - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 22:20, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- Paw_print.jpg 19:13, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. 15Mickey20 19:49, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Yet another Jesus article. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 14:37, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Final Fantasy Football:NFL 07

Score: +4 Blitzes
  • Self-nom and For. This has been bouncing around Pee review for months now. Let's see how the voters like jokes about video game series, just in time for the NFL playoffs.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:53, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Absolutely, 100% There really isn't even a question here - all of Brad's features are classics of our time. This did not fail my expectations. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:14, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 22:17, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For.--J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 06:52, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Freakonomics

Score: +3 complicated explanations

UnNews:World's oldest man, Jesus Christ, celebrates 2009th birthday

Score: +7 cruci-fictions
  • Comment Tut tut - Not allowed to vote based on bias against UnNews, UnBooks, etc. So I'll just be removing that abstain vote which does... nothing. Cheerio! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:58, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Absolutely brilliant. --Sultanofsurreal 04:55, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Can't stop laughing. --Emc2 15:44, 27 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. 15Mickey20 19:58, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

The Hooded Anus

Score: +5 ... hoods
  • Nom and for - did I nominate this before? I don't remember. Anyway, it's still good - David Gerard 20:40, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against The only funny part of the article was the quote of Holmes on Watson being stupid.--J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 22:52, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Crazy Taxi

Score: +6 screaming headline
  • Selfnom (somewhat) and for. I come back to the site after a little while, and find that some people have made changes to this article that make it actually funny...so yeah. Good job Random IP and others!--Ginchael 08:54, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Receives my flaming stamp of approval. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 20:24, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:34, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Not bad. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:52, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:51, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:00, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Myanmar

Score: +6 outbreaks of amoebic dysentary
Comment, Darwin rule. See Uncyclopedia:VFH/Discussion for details of how VFH's non-highlights are managed.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 01:31, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 01:08, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Game:Zork 2

Score: +6 golden fragments of the Egg of Arkora

Third Epistle to the Thessalonians

Score: +10 Irate Apostles
  • Nom & For Procopius's masterwork! -- The Humbled Master 02:07, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I love sacrelidge Biblical humor.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:40, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For The lad knows his scripture. Not the guy that wrote this. Some other lad. This is good, too.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:11, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Self-For. And thanks to The Humbled Master for not only nominating this, but for actually writing the letter (and making it funny, and sticking to the article).--Procopius 13:58, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Too well-written to ignore. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:16, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Excellent! Having extensively studied the history of Christianity (seriously, believe it or not), I am a huge fan of parodying various aspects of it, and both the content and the style of this article are awesome. --Composure1 01:35, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 02:01, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:46, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but The Humbled Master, I must say, UnBooks:Third Epistle to the Thessalonians is incredibly good too, especially for a companion piece. Good work, both of yous. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:18, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:42, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Separation Issues

Score: +14 decapitated heads
  • Snom for now. - Ok, now to release it to the people. --—Braydie 12:49, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
Ok, For --—Braydie 19:35, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

*For Awesome.

Sign your posts, kids.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:34, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 00:32, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Red Panda

Score: +8 manifestations of pure evil

UnBooks:The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Drifters

Score: +9 hobos
  • Nom and For - This was good in development and it's even better now - David Gerard 08:36, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I know I usually always vote for own stuff, but this is, I think, the best article I've written. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:55, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For tall tales --Alksub 18:28, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:13, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:44, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Sheer genius! --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:57, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Figured I had to read it, if Cap'n Ben called it genius. I was right to, good work.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:08, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For You should publish your work! -- The Humbled Master 03:59, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 20:21, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:38, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Win a Presidential Election in the USA

Score: +8 After numerous recounts

(talk) 00:52, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

  • I'll vote for it, but only because all the other articles are gay, leftie communists. 15Mickey20 14:07, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I admit it, I was amused.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:10, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:35, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak for -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 21:54, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Alexander the Great

Score: +11 votes that are not so great

Cow Udders Caught in Barbed Wire

Score: +14 pierced nipples
  • Snom. Quasi-Featured before, but in Modern Society's laser-powered VFH capabilities I think it may just be featured yet. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:56, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I have to agree about the lasers and stuff...oh yeah, and I think this should be featured too. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:58, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For LOL Let it be known to the world that uncyclopedians are animal S&Ms Feureau 20:26, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Owww. - David Gerard 21:25, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. --goshzillacorrespondence 05:16, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For once moo-re. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:36, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --—Braydie 13:15, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:08, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Just didn't make me laugh. Normally I like silly articles like this, but I just couldn't get into it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 17:49, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Two reasons: 1.) I like it. 2.) To end the VFH tyranny of ENeGMA. - Lemon. Lemonwedge.gif 23:03, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Haha. Poor cows... --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:28, 24 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I just don't think it is funny. --J. Fuckin Kyle

(talk) 22:46, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male

Score: +15 chortles and guffaws
  • Nom and For - David Gerard 23:03, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Faaabulous! This is fantastic, top to bottom. - Lemon. Lemonwedge.gif 23:19, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For So that's how it's done. --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 05:02, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:27, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak against It's a good article but I'm not sure it's feature worthy. --GAMESPOT=666 16:09, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, scratch, belch! Dat's good shit right der.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:50, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, naaah, it's not that funny. Feureau 20:21, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Abstain. Honestly, I really don't understand what the article is supposed to satirialize. I mean, all men are straight, so where's the need to pretend to be straight ? Shees! -- di Mario 20:30, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Looks like I'll have to quit my job writing dildo manuals..... (Forgot to sign again -_-) --Forgottenpassword 22:08, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For You need all the colours for a rainbow, sugar. BerogenVFH 20:44, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. All together now: Somewhere-ee-eere ooo-ver the rainbow... Freemorpheme.gif 23:49, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I'm gonna need this article after doing this.User:Tooltroll/sig 13:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

*For Definitely a must read --Tom Cruise 19:17, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Not a user. --—Braydie 14:01, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

(talk) 19:00, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Previously Featured

Poof, There It Is Theory

Score: +14 big POOF!s

Featuredrc (t) 07:43, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom and For - got me giggling - David Gerard 18:02, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Yes, Yes Yes, I'm gonna vote for it.--User:Czar Yah/sig 01:09, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:10, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 01:14, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Well, you made one crazy teenaged Michiganian laugh. Isn't that what really matters? --DarthMichigan- ダアスミシガン 21:33, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. And I cleaned it up a bit. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:40, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --The Acceptable Thinking cap small.png Cainad Sacred Chao.png (Fnord) 08:06, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For As a scientist, I can only stare open-mouthed at the brilliance of this theory and make sounds in the order of guhh. Or perhaps the open mouth is just the result of one fermented onion juice too many. -- di Mario 19:53, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR Yes! Friggin' yeah! . . . though it sounds abit supportive towards intelligent design... Feureau 20:33, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. 'Poof' is a funny word, but this isn't doing it for me.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:15, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Just For taking the best-ever pop at Hubbard.BerogenVFH 20:57, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Terrific.--Procopius 14:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Poof, there's my vote! --General Insineratehymn 22:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:16, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 03:33, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. One of the most logical scientific poofs I've ever read.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:05, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR, very good indeed - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:23, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I liked it when I made its picture thing. --Sir Zombiebaron 22:28, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Conceptual Art

Score: +14 Concepts of Art

Featuredrc (t) 07:47, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

  • SNF--Winstanley1 12:06, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Woohoohoo. Reminds me of art history class. -- Paw_print.jpg 22:00, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For- I like it Tuck99sig.pngTuckdotsmall.jpg 07:54, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - David Gerard 14:59, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:12, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, and Winstanley1 is way underrated as a writer. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:19, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Cap'n Sir Ben GUN WotM VFH VFP 06:16, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • 4. --L 11:02, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, but feel free to muck with that formatting I added. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For I'm a sucker for this kind of humor. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:38, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For ----Fooloolo 01:37, 25 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Ok, you got me to laugh, so take your slimy for!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:02, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:34, 26 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For- I like art! --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 05:49, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

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