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*'''For'''. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 07:10, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For'''. --{{User:AAA!/sig}} 07:10, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''Against''' for blatantly obvious reasons. - {{User:Sikon/sig}} 07:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''Against''' for blatantly obvious reasons. - {{User:Sikon/sig}} 07:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
*'''For''', assuming it's original. Oh, and also, the caption is gold. :P --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 13:50, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
==Agent Orange==
==Agent Orange==

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  • Nominate an image you find excellent. Use {{vfp|image=Imagename.jpg|size=123px|name=The Nominated Image|caption=Blabla '''[[link]]''' |credit=ImageCreator|score (optional)}}. Make sure you sign your votes with ~~~~ or the "your signature with timestamp" button on the edit screen.
    • You may nominate up to two of your own images per week. No more. You can nominate as many images by other people as you want.
    • Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that.
    • Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured.
    • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
    • When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page.
  • Do not remove or archive nominations. Loser admins will see to that.
  • You can see all previously featured images here, or on the archived voting pages: 1, 2, 3, 4.
  • To vote on previously featured images, use Uncyclopedia:PFP.
  • Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP.
  • Also, please remember we are trying to feature images, not tell everyone how much they suck. Take it elsewhere, and instead of pissing and moaning, nominate a picture you like.
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I can't believe it's not original!

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I can't believe it's not original!

<writer's block, insert funny caption here kthx>

Image credit: Doug
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KGB Stalin

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KGB Stalin

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up "dissappearing"

Image credit: Unknown?
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Agent Orange

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Agent Orange

A patriotic American who help clear brush for some Vietnamese, who didn't thank him for all his hard work. Not even once. Later, those Vietnamese were replaced with other Vietnamese who were even more ungrateful. What's worse, they were commies as well...

Image credit: No, yuo
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  • SN+4 - Now that the ever helpful reefer desk comments have improved this a lot, I'll put it back in the ring again. Caption by Modusoperandi --no, yuo Tanks-12px.gif chat 14:44, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - I liked this when it first came on the desk. --—Braydie 14:48, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, again.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:55, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse 17:04, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. - I still can't see anything funny about it. It's just a poor drawing of an oragnge (no offense). --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~20:10, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment. So you don't see the "agent" joke at all?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:16, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
      • Comment. - Oh, wait, now I get it. Still not all that funny, though. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~15:07, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For the second time. -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 22:53, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I still feel that this pic would be better with a good page behind it. I gave you that line on Pee Review hoping that it would inspire you to try again; I probably speak for most everyone here when I say, "We've all had pages that, for one reason or another, didn't work out.". Don't be disheartened; relax and take your time. Funny is like puddin' skin; it takes time to develop. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:01, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
Ok, that has got to be, one of the greatest quotes of all time. --—Braydie 13:38, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
It's in black-and-white, like an old noir film (thus the cigarette and outfit). We left out the trechcoat because a trechcoat would just look silly on an orange.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 00:39, 23 December 2006 (UTC)


Featured picture candidate

Even the power of an iPod is no match for the common gun

Image credit: Llama-Llover
Archive - Discuss this image

  • Self Nom and For - spent a while working on this, and it's completely original too, so no complaining. --The Llama Llover!!! 01:20, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Can I complain that it's really not all that funny? --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~01:59, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Errr...I can see you put effort into this...sure. Its just that it doens't make sense, and neither does the caption. Oh, and iJokes are so November 2005. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:43, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because I STILL haven't gotten tired of iHumor, even after the fad, the reskin, and the two wars.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)d
  • For. I agree with Brad - # of Featured Pictures involoving Star Wars: 8; # of FPs involving Jesus: 5; # of FPs involving Hitler: 3; # of FPs involving Apple Computer: 1 (and just barely). HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:30, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - not bad, but the iPod looks a little weird --Another 05:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against any more Apple jokes. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 11:51, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Right, I don't care what anyone says, this is very good. I couldn't care less if it was an Apfel joke, it ought to be featured. Good work. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For--Kenmcfa 20:09, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Poltergeist 20:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 21:05, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Jedravent 00:52, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • iFor Good 'un--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 05:47, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - I'm not really enthused about it. --Alksub 08:37, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against iHate the iMeme. no, yuo Tanks-12px.gif chat 14:49, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - still a good and more importantly funny image (even IF Llama-Lover changed his mind on MY image....) -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 18:54, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment - point taken.... but I still don't understand your picture- maybe if you could, say, explain it? --The Llama Llover!!! 20:27, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Nuclear Xmas Pudding

Score:+5 Radioactive Santas
Featured picture candidate
Nuclear Xmas Pudding

Grandpa realised too late that he had laced the Xmas Pudding with too much brandy. May you all be filled with the festive glow....

Image credit: Mhaille
Archive - Discuss this image

  • SN and F (me bad). With the current fad of Uncyclopedia xmas cards I thought I'd go for something a little different. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 15:45, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. 'Tis the season. -- Hindleyite Converse 15:47, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Hehehe, kaboom!--Kenmcfa 17:16, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --The Llama Llover!!! 17:28, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
Against ... just realized it doesn't make sense the way I thought it did --The Llama Llover!!! 00:20, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment. Did you just say sense and Uncyclopedia in the same sentence? Well, I suppose you didn't, still... shame on you! HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:46, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Huh...I don't get it... --Sir Zombiebaron 17:46, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against I too am confused by nuclear pudding. I see the pun with the text, but fail to make the connection.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:40, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Not sure what you are looking for? Its just a fun and festive image, no clever pun or play on words. Just fun.... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
Comment You mean, that it is the sole featured image within the Christmas reskin (whatever it ends up being) and that is not featured after that? Cause if that were what we were voting for this would have my vote. --Sir Zombiebaron 02:45, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - I don't get it --Another 05:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For What isn't there to get? makes perfect sense to me Wheatleya 16:49, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't get it. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 17:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against --Poltergeist 20:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 21:06, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Dammit, what's not to get? -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 22:02, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Jedravent 00:52, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --—Braydie 19:51, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Polonium fruitcake, my favourite.no, yuo Tanks-12px.gif chat 14:50, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Maybe I'm missing something...-- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:03, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against--GAMESPOT=666 02:46, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Let me say, I love this image. Like a brother. I was just going now to vote for it. Just love everything about it. But, I won't love it in July, when it isn't Holiday time. But it'll still be featured then, popping up at odd times on the Main Page, staring me down and screaming "I'm Holiday themed even though that was six months ago!" So, in a roundabout way of saying it, Weak Against -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 09:00, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Comment - Why not just take it down at the end of the year? --AAA! (AAAA) 11:01, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Darth Vader Recruitment Poster

Score:+4 new recruits
Featured picture candidate
Darth Vader Recruitment Poster

During the early stages of forming a navy, Darth Vader was forced to resort to the more "old-fashioned" methods of attracting new soldiers.

Image credit: Llama-Llover
Archive - Discuss this image

  • Self Nom and For-- I nominated this before, when it was much more n00b-like. I've changed a lot of things about it, according to people's suggestions. And yes... I know there should be a "the" between "for" and "imperial navy," but that's how it is written here: [1] If you have any more suggestions, just tell me. But in a nice way. --The Llama Llover!!! 04:28, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Affirmative Ballot Much better than last time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:42, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 07:41, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Not funny. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 07:50, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against We already have Scientology, and he's just too shiny. Unky Whoever is always drawn, not a photo. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 07:57, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Not funny. Not even original. Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 08:05, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
    • Not original? What are you talking about?? -- The Llama Llover!!! 15:49, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For.-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 14:09, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. So I'm a nerd. You gotta problem with that?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:38, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --GAMESPOT=666 00:21, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Weak Against Funny, sure. Text based, sadly. To dark, oh yah. Vader needs his edges blurred, yup. Pink should be changed to white so that vader contrasts, and while your at it maybe just lighten the whole thing. But yah, its funny :) --Sir Zombiebaron 00:44, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Exhausted subject.The addition of the phrase "Death Star" is not cohesive. --Alksub 07:42, 17 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. -- Lacey clicky no timestamp
  • For - I'm a star wars fan. So sue me. --Another 05:27, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - This is funny. And I'm a Star Wars Nerd Polziper 06:25, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For --Poltergeist 20:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. --Uncyclon - Do we still link to BENSON? 21:06, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against.-- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 23:05, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

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Jesus on Raptor

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Jesus On Raptor

Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account.
From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

Image credit: Tshell
Archive - Discuss this image

Featuredrc (t) 07:38, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Nom + For. - Lacey clicky
  • For. Jesus rawks.' - -- Codestream
  • For. So good I didn't see what was wrong at first... Al-Pita 10:02, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Photoshopped really well and it is funny. It's gneomI 11:00, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. I thought about nomming this one myself, actually...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 14:38, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For, although everyone knows that the dinosaurs died out in the Flood.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:06, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." --Rad 15:07, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong for. Brilliant. And if Jesus sent his apostles to find him a raptor, it would necessarily be there -- he can do anything because he's the Son of God! Stupid scientists.--Procopius 15:19, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Was going to nom this myself. --—Braydie 15:26, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Japes! Jesus on a raptor.--Kenmcfa 17:38, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For! Best image since the one with Bush healing the leper. --Sir Tripod2282 Icons-flag-us.png cun vfp talk Active ~21:30, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Great. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:17, 7 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 00:44, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For; It's like... Jesus... on... a Raptor... -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:45, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For It's quite clever, and the art stlye aren't conflicting in the least between Jesus and the raptor.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 01:46, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Jesus + Raptor = For --General Insineratehymn 01:54, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For Who could vote against this one? Check out the article too. --Imp88 14:28, 9 December 2006 (UTC) PFP is for voting on already featured pictures, silly bunny. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:41, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

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