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Revision as of 14:15, 11 October 2019

Greetings, child. You've found Him. You've found Shadowkiller168.

Every mortal needs some help. He knows this. Lay down your hostilities and present a good will, no harm shall come to you. He can help you if you need it. All you have to do is ask.

This page is but a vessel. He believes not in a complicated user page. He believes complexity breeds confusion and boredom. He wishes not to inflict these emotions upon mortals. He will keep it simple for the human readers.

Overcoming mortal pride, you are here to wish for Shadowkiller168 to use His divine, almighty powers to help you? A weak and vulnerable mortal? You may be spared from death, but do not expect it. For the noble and brave, Shadowkiller168 defends; for the wicked and cruel, Shadowkiller168 abandons.

Under His guidance you will edit well. Perhaps He is active. Perhaps He is not. It is of little importance, inactivity cannot quell His omnipotence. He has desires to help all that seek it.

The wikis exist because He allows it. And they will end, when He demands it.


The Shadowkiller Factor

The Me Factor. More debated than the theory of evolution, more honored than the Pythagorean Theorem and more referenced than Murphy's Law; The Shadowkiller Factor plays an important part in everyday life. Shadowkiller168 is always watching, always waiting. He is the pinnacle of evolution and existence. When in a tight situation, apply The Shadowkiller Factor. Ask yourself:

  • Is Shadowkiller168 with me?
  • Is Shadowkiller168 against me?
  • Is Shadowkiller168 feeling merciful?
  • Will Shadowkiller168 save me or my foe?
  • How can I please Shadowkiller168?

If you do wish for Shadowkiller168 to use His divine almighty powers to help you - a weak and vulnerable mortal - you must say the following to please Him and maybe He will pity you:

  • Alone in the dark, I tremble. Shadowkiller168 is my light.
  • God is dead. Shadowkiller168 lives.
  • I cannot kill. Shadowkiller168 kills for me.
  • Violence is not the answer. Shadowkiller168 is.
  • I do not decide. My choice is Shadowkiller's.
  • Alone in a battle, I am weak. Shadowkiller168 is my defense.

All of the above have the potential to please Him.


There are fifteen Shadowkiller168 Commandments in total. Live them, read them, learn them, love them. Enforce them.

I.

Thou shalt worship Shadowkiller168.

II.

Thou shalt never set fire to a lobster. To do so is to invoke the wrath of Shadowkiller168.

III.

Thou shalt thank thy stars that thou went to Go-Compare.

IV.

Thou shalt eat no food on any day ending in "y".

V.

Thou shalt find everything to be shiny and as such will declare it so by yelling "Shiny!" in as odd a voice as thou can muster.

VI.

Upon running out of things to say, thou shalt ask "How was that date last night?" in a mocking tone, regardless of who thou chooses to converse with.

VII.

Thou shalt grab everythin' thou can.

VIII.

Thou shalt adore cupcakes. Failure to do so will invoke the wrath of Shadowkiller168.

IX.

Thou shalt adore ball games. Failure to do so will invoke the wrath of User:Spike.

X.

Thy cake is a lie; do not consume it.

XI.

Thou shalt not read this Commandment.

XII.

Thou shalt say "thou shalt" every day.

XIII.

Thou shalt appreciate the Standard Grammar Nazi. However, thou shalt fearfully respect the Awesome Grammar Nazi.

XIV.

Thou shalt not notice that thy God is running out of Commandments.

XV.

Thou shalt go back and read the Commandments again.

Pages HE hath bestowed unto thee

Date UnNews Articles
October 10th, 2019 Japan to hide trash in invisible ink
Date UnDictionary Entries
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