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Just came by to check my messages, and noticed [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AVFH&diff=1354860&oldid=1354857 this].  Just to be clear, are you voting against my article based on merit, or are you voting against the nominator?  If it's not to your taste, that's fine... it ''is'' liked by a number of gifted writers I respect, and that's about all the reward I need.  If the latter, I'd ask you to review the VFH rules and give further consideration to who your vote is actually penalizing. ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig3}} 04:20, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
 
Just came by to check my messages, and noticed [http://uncyclopedia.org/index.php?title=Uncyclopedia%3AVFH&diff=1354860&oldid=1354857 this].  Just to be clear, are you voting against my article based on merit, or are you voting against the nominator?  If it's not to your taste, that's fine... it ''is'' liked by a number of gifted writers I respect, and that's about all the reward I need.  If the latter, I'd ask you to review the VFH rules and give further consideration to who your vote is actually penalizing. ~ {{User:Todd_Lyons/sig3}} 04:20, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
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Revision as of 14:34, 23 December 2006

Welcome to Hotadmin4u69,
the hot admin for you to 69.
13,699 edits in Gibberish


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“An asshole in every aspect of the word.”

~ User:DiZ on emc

“He's definitely an incentive for birth control.”

“With people like him, it's no wonder they don't bother to cure cancer.”

~ User:Hinoa4 on emc

“If brains were chocolate, he wouldn't have enough to fill an M&M.”

“I'd suggest he eat shit, but I don't want to be seen as promoting cannibalism.”

~ User:Hrodulf on emc

“Whoops, I actually intended to Electrocute Colin Mochrie instead.”

 Electrified = Mocha x Chinchilla2

~ Albert Einstein on emc
New stuff goes at the bottom

Welcome!

Hello, Hotadmin4u69, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for n00bs:

I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button (Button sig.png) above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date.

If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome! —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 21:48, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

Redirects

Please stop creating redirects. As in, all of them. you don't seem to be very good at it. Articles such as Molesting should redirect to Molest, not Michael Jackson. I know you think it's kind of funny, but it really isn't, it's more just a waste of perfectly good article space that might not get created because there's a redirect there. I'm Splaka is going to delete all of the ones you've made so far. If you recreate them, I'll ban you. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:50, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

Looks like Splaka banned you. Oh well, you live and you learn. Good luck next time. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 06:52, 18 June 2006 (UTC)
Only for an hour, attention getter, I hate users, I hate talk pages, I talk with the banstick! RAR. --Splaka 06:55, 18 June 2006 (UTC)

Paradise Lost/Episode Guide

Hello Electro Mocha Chile (sorry, that was quicker to type, though in hindsight I could've just typed emc, huh?)... thanks for the nom on the above article. We'll see how it does, but either way I'm happy to know that at least one other person besides me finds it funny. And maybe I'm biased, having written it and all. Thanks again. -- Imrealized IMme 01:46, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Rap

Well, since u said u like my work, I just did a complete rewrite of Rap, and I want some feedback. If u wanna, look at it, and feel free to add to it if u have any good ideas. I want 2 try 2 VFH it soon so I want it to be really good. Thanks. -- Sir Cornbread The Great America...Fuck Yeah!!!! [SHOUT] [MUN] 03:49, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, sure man I'll add some stuff, and if I contribute to an article, I'll usually vote for it...Anyway thanks for adding to my article, I put it on Pee Review, but you're right, absolutely nobody checks it. I'll add some to crabs 4 u though. -- Sir Cornbread The Great America...Fuck Yeah!!!! [SHOUT] [MUN] 05:56, 18 July 2006 (UTC)
Alright I added some fairly minor stuff, and I changed my vote...I'll add some more tomorrow, cuz I'm too damn tired to think right now. Hope u like what I added, theres more to come. -- Sir Cornbread The Great America...Fuck Yeah!!!! [SHOUT] [MUN] 06:14, 18 July 2006 (UTC)

I'm a fan

Just read your Ariel Sharon part at UnNews and just sniggered all the way to the bank...

Way ta go!

Mordillo Israelicon.gifHands off the virgin!Time till next rocket hits:Countdown.gif

Conservative media

Republicans – robots Democrats – humans

An android is a robot so saying that Democrats are “androids” just confuses matters. Weri long wang 15:30, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

This is Uncyclopedia for fucks sake! Who gives a rat’s arsehole about NPOV violations? I hate Republicans and the article was designed by me to bash them. If you feel so offended by this hideous NPOV violation why not edit the Liberal media article instead?
This is my special article – a way of venting my anger about US politics and I’m afraid Democrats stay as humans – no matter how, huh hum, “prejudiced” this may seem. Of course the article is “slanderous”; I think most people will realise that when I claim that Bill O’Reilly is actually an English teaching robot with a small memory bank, I mean c’mon!
There are ways to offend Democrats in the article while still allowing them to stay as humans to allow all the other robot jokes to still work. This will make it seem more neutral – this is what is called “insult superposition”. It is a physical law that states that two insults against two individuals on opposite sides of a bipartisan political system is equivalent to neutrality.
The joke about Bill Clinton’s affair doesn’t work if he doesn’t have human genitalia anyway!
The main message I would like to get across here is: Please leave Democrats as humans – there are many other ways to insult and defame them using the same nasty slanderous writing style I’m using; calling them “androids” spoils many jokes in the article and effectively destroys it.
Thanks and I hope we can find a productive way to humiliate, defame, dehumanise and destroy the Democrats together! Weri long wang 16:50, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
I’m asking nicely now: please leave Democrats as humans. Calling them “androids” will spoil all the robot jokes. Weri long wang 19:37, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Blob

Would you object if I use the pic from the article you reference as a source instead of the blob you put up? I think it's much cooler, but then, I respect your artistic integrity, so... Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:36, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for your favourable review of my dreadful accent. I haven't done that one for years, now, it felt good to come out of the closet again... heh heh... Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:43, 30 July 2006 (UTC)

Grues Clues

Thanks for the vanity reference to me in Grues Clues, I really, really love it, and so does my wife. We'll light a candle and do a remote excorcism for you tonight. You rock! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 20:03, 15 August 2006 (UTC)

The anti-liberal

Here’s my present to you oh wise anti-liberal:

If you hate the conservative media article so much why not edit the new liberal media article?

UnNews:Airstrike accidentally kills a baker's dozen of Afghan police

Did you purposefully say "baker's dozen" in the title, and write "12 Afghan police" in the article? I found that hilarious. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:28, 17 August 2006 (UTC)

Baker's dozen

I love it! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 11:06, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Byaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

Of course I did that one, it's hilarious. And stupid, which is also good. Thanks for your support, comrade. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:30, 26 August 2006 (UTC)

That was some funny shit! Thanks for sharing. Now piss off. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 23:39, 26 August 2006 (UTC)
...and by "piss off" I meant thanks for your contributions... cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 02:17, 27 August 2006 (UTC)

AotM Vote

Toondarwin.jpg
Hey, congratulations!!!
For voting for DiZ as Author of the Month , DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great

Thank you, Chinchilita, for voting for me. Muchos kisses will come your way! Oh, and also: "Byaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 20:46, 28 August 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Thanks for making me feel welcome as a noob and helping me out. Thus, I gave you a cookie. Oblivion - Fire - Sex [O|F|S] Icons-flag-us.png MUN CM NS F@H (drivel) 02:52, 31 August 2006 (UTC)

You, sir, are a PUNANI.

Traffic.jpg You have angered Hinoa, and therefore he/she decrees that you should go play in traffic. Specifically, a inner-city freeway during rush hour.


Rule #2 of Uncyclopedia: "Don't be a dick." Just to remind you.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN   21:36, 1 September 2006 (UTC)


Bucket of Piss

I am so excited at recieving your award, I burst a hemmoroid and made a huge mess. Thanks! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 15:02, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

your stupid welcome message

This account's first contrib was in APRIL and i've been around since march

so... whats wrong with you --Froth 04:30, 7 September 2006 (UTC)

Suburban homeboy

In honour of your good taste and breeding for selecting a deep, socially conscious and literate satire as Suburban homeboy for featuring, I tip my cap to you. Hurrah!--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:11, 19 September 2006 (UTC)


Yo!

I may not be that good a writer, but at least I try, so please don't insult me on the VFH page, or any other page for that matter. It serves no purpose other than to ruin any reputation I may, or may not, have. I don't insult others or their writing, so why insult mine? It's definitely not funny.

--User:Llama-Llover

Hurrah! EMC found the one user who hasn't been exposed to the {{username}} meta. Again, hurrah! Shandon and I did a bad, bad thing putting that in HMS Potatore...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:44, 30 September 2006 (UTC)
I think he was just "trying" to be funny. I've noticed that's how he is- trying to be funny, but usually not. -- Just Joshin' Ya!
Me?! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:26, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

<insert name here> strikes again

Well, I was desperately trying to discover the base of your attack on my character, and came up with several possibilities: 1)I'm really not that funny, 2)I've quasi-featured what seems to be a buttload of your articles, 3)I'd been too active removing articles from VFH of late. Finally, as a last move, I decided to leave a reply at the Australia nom, defending not only my honor, but that of my wife and unborn children, only to discover that it was <insert name here> screwing with my head again. God, I'm such an PUNANI idiot.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 06:14, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

Oh. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:27, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Skip School

Wow... Thanks for voting for my article on VFH. Finally, my lack of volunteer work, failure to socialize outside of the interweb, and ugliness have paid off. Again, thanks! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:19, 30 September 2006 (UTC)

UGotM

Thanks for helping to defend me from the foolish unhumour of a user who, by now, knows better. Hopefully. Even on a wiki with as widely varying tastes as Uncyc, it's nice to know that there's some semblance of community.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:13, 1 October 2006 (UTC)

At least I don't have to worry about being damned by faint praise

Hey EMC... been away a while and just caught up with the VFHs on the Australia article. "Better than anything Armando could write"? Guess I'd better lift my game, eh? And I'm guessing you voted for the Oz article in spite of the sizeable chunks of it that I wrote... Cheers -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 15:13, 4 October 2006 (UTC)

Solid Gold on VFH

"For, again". Again? Wha? Am I confused, or is it just me?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:12, 6 October 2006 (UTC)

F@H

I wasn't sure if you ever received one of these. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 22:52, 7 October 2006 (UTC)

Image:Noobsg.png

I made Image:Noobsg.png to replace your gif. Hope you like it, cause Ill probably be to lazy to fix it. :) --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:49, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

Why you dirty whore . . .

Linking everyone's name in your article. Very clever. I like.--Procopius 02:52, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Prize!


--User:Czar Yah/sig 06:07, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Shamone

Newcookie.gif User:Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Cheers for the VFH vote! Peace, love and bananas. -- Hindleyite 22:15, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Go Ahead

Go ahead and delete them.but I have put Image:Christinapose05.jpg on the anal sex page so keep that one. Unistyle 02:23, 18 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks

Newcookie.gif Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

As I am incapable of telling my wheat from my chaff, I'm thankful for your help in nominating my good material. I'm very grateful, and with a little luck, I won't end up at the bottom of the Hall of Shame.  :P And hey, congrats on Inanimate Sponge!  :) ~ Major Sir Todd Lyons GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC 00:14, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

OMG like Thank You

Toondarwin.jpg
Hey, congratulations!!!
For voting in favor of Uncyclopedia for Dummies at VFH, DiZ has awarded you by killing a martyr in your name! Don't feel guilty, he didn't pay his taxes anyways.
-- DiZ the Great


You are like, such a g00d frend, omg, like, i tink im bout 2 cry. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 19:03, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the vote!

Without your vote, surely someone worthy of the award would have actually won. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:02, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

I am not Super90

I don't know how I ended up on your page, maybe following a modusoperandi link, but I saw that you hate someone named Super90. I joined Uncyclopedia a week ago and chose the username Super90, which was free. Apparently your hatred of this other Super90 drove him to kill himself, the name became free again and I took it. So if you come across me in the future, don't think I'm Super90. Instead, think of me as Super90. many thanks,

Super90


Oh. Wasn't you. It was Sir Brad. My bad.


Oh. It wasn't brad either. It's that I'm a nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob. Fucking "Username".

--Super90 00:58, 13 December 2006 (UTC) Can't fuck with me now that I have a fancy signature!

This is true. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 03:16, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Whats wrong?

Hello hows it going? On your userpage, I can see Gneomi = SHIT. Would you explain that to me? Cheers - It's gneomI 13:25, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Lol you got me!! It's gneomI 13:26, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Cookie

A cookie of thanks for creating what seems to be the first new UnPoetia poem since the new "namespace" officially went up. And a damned fine one at that (Paris, you skank). ^_^ --User:The Bard/sig 03:45, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Newcookie.gif User:The_Bard has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Xmas

Santa cross money.png Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
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Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 22:27, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:57, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Snoop.JPG Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 21:47, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

You best get that cursor out of my face, bitch. Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa!
This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic,
Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a
Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget,
Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded.

So be good, or else.

Keep it up, e|m|c, maybe Santa will get you a nice little chinchilla-size sweater this year so I can carry you in my purse and eventually neglect you and somehow still be petrified when I find you shriveled up at the bottom of the bag, dead, with the last remnants of a final meal of lipstick and fabric lint still on your mouth. And wiht that thought, Merry Christmas! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:22, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

NavyXmas.JPG ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!

You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!


-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:18, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas. ~ Mitch

-- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:57, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Clarification.

Just came by to check my messages, and noticed this. Just to be clear, are you voting against my article based on merit, or are you voting against the nominator? If it's not to your taste, that's fine... it is liked by a number of gifted writers I respect, and that's about all the reward I need. If the latter, I'd ask you to review the VFH rules and give further consideration to who your vote is actually penalizing. ~ Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 04:20, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas!

BlueSophia.png SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards,
and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.


SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado,
y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.

--Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 14:34, 23 December 2006 (UTC)