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I keep this here as proof of my n00bness Hello, NeoZidane, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for your contributions. I hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, the door's right over there... no, a little more to your left... yeah. Anyway, here are a few good links for nooblets: Beginner's Guide How to be funny and not just stupid If you read anything at all, make it the above two links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, try these: About Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia Everything you ever wanted to know, but were afraid to ask Help Pages - if you need help with a specific issue I hope you enjoy editing here and being an Uncyclopedian! Please sign your name on talk pages using four tildes (~~~~) or use the "sign" button () above the edit box. This will automatically produce your name and the date. If you need help, ask me on my talk page, or ask at the Dump. Again, welcome!  -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) You should see the state of the Recent Changes page! 14:41, 23 August 2006 (UTC) AA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA. AAAAAAAAAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAA. AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAA! AAAA AAAAA AA AA-AAAAA-AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to you too. :) --Flyingfeline 10:36, 26 August 2006 (UTC) Yay! Yay! And thrice Yay!! You used my big quotation mark images!!! Happy happy happy.  :D --Flyingfeline 10:36, 26 August 2006 (UTC) Streets of Simcity I actually found that memorial thing on a talk page for a project to improve all the Australia articles. I should probably change that Streets of simCity thing. It's an actual game by Maxis that you go on missions throughout different cities. It also comes with a free play mode in which you can roam around any SimCity 2000 city. What I'm gonna do is make a Tourism map using a SimCity Classic screenshot and fill the border with ads for the different places with commercials on the car radio. --Sharkbait1986 17:13, 5 September 2006 (UTC) Special on ninjastars We're having a sale on ninjastars this month, this is for helping flyingfeline today. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:40, 19 September 2006 (UTC) I love you ... er, I mean the pic of Super Zidane PWNING that dude. Cheers.--<<>> 01:39, 21 September 2006 (UTC) Yum flyingfeline has awarded you a big chocolate chip cookie! For all the trouble you took on the fantastico theme tune :) Communist Unite The Revolution Wages On!!!! 23:52, 22 September 2006 (UTC) Sig If you want to remove those pesky external link arrows from your signature use this entire code to replace your signature code (plus, I wasn't sure if you noticed but the sickle & hammer is still coded to me): <small>'''[[User:ununbilium|<span style="color:#0038F7;">NeoZidane</span>]]''' [[Image:Icons-flag-gb.png]] '''[[Zinedine Zidane|<span style="color:#993300;">'''''Headbutt extraordinaire'''''</span>]]''' <span style="color:#2C5D3F;" class="plainlinks">[http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Tom_mayfair http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/e/e1/SigCommunist.png/15px-SigCommunist.png][http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User_talk:Ununbilium http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/c/c2/RedPhone.jpg/15px-RedPhone.jpg]</span></small> Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь! 05:22, 7 October 2006 (UTC) dude!! yo dude!!!! btw HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! for 2moro!! =P hope u have a fab day *hugs muchly* ur fabby dude!! talk to you soon!! =D xxxxxxxxxx HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Ghelæ has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic. Happy Birthday tooo yoooo! (sorry, this one was cheaper than getting one made specially) -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 10:57, 30 September 2006 (UTC) MY CAKE IS BETTER THAN YOUR CAKE CAKE CONTEST!!! Happy Birthday mucho and EAT LOTS OF CAKE. --Flyingfeline 12:02, 30 September 2006 (UTC) Happy Birthdday. No, really.--<<>> 14:24, 30 September 2006 (UTC) Misinforamtive coup I just listened to your audio for UnNews:North Korea invents the wheel, citizens rejoice. You'll be hearing from my lawyers about the pain I'm in just now from laughing. This is a truly an unstep backward in the devolution of UnNews' status as a world-class, high-end (I guess I would be end) misinformation network. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:44, 1 October 2006 (UTC) Oh, btw, could you tell me what software and hardware you're using to do your audios? I too would like to say how awesome that UnNews audio was. Keep that sort of thing up. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 15:28, 1 October 2006 (UTC) thanks for the mammaries, erm, bat fuck insane audio Thanks for your continuing quality contributions. I'm just getting used to your having two user names, sort of. I can't recall whether I've given you one of these, but you do need one if you want to succeed in life. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 00:36, 4 October 2006 (UTC) On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you. Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic, kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC) Wheel Day I cannot even describe how incredibly hilarious the audio for UnNews:North Korea invents the wheel, citizens rejoice was. Thank you for doing it-it was great. --Bladetip 12:08, 6 October 2006 (UTC) You are a very good reporter, keep it up. Zim ulator makes me want to sleep. --thematrixeætsyou, the ultimate (talk) (flames) 07:57, 8 October 2006 (UTC) Death Race 2006 "Brilliant!" - UnNews "Stupid and brilliant!" - Toronto Star "The mancky, wee git is tryin' to pit me oot o' biznuss!" - Reverend zim_ulator I loved it. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 13:07, 7 October 2006 (UTC) UnNews:Dancing a continued health problem in clubs, bars Canada-wide "Insulting!" - my wife, who has Canadian ancestry "Oh Christ, I haven't laughed this hard for hours!" - zim_ulator, who also has Canadian ancestry Great stuff. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:02, 8 October 2006 (UTC) UnZionist? Damn, and I thought we could be friends. Oh well, maybe we can write a mutual piece on UnZionizm...:)-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:42, 13 October 2006 (UTC) Are you still? Are you still planning to do the audios for those two Iraq-related stories? Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 14:27, 15 October 2006 (UTC) Arg no, they looked good from first glance, but they were a little flat to read so I pass on them. NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire ______соединяйтесь! Groovy, man. Peace and love, and shit. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 18:12, 15 October 2006 (UTC) You're a bloody artist That audio piece you did on the Flyingfeline audio was up to your usual standards! (even though you made my accent...Russian???) Keep on the good work Sir Neo! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:29, 2 November 2006 (UTC) My Comrade Commander of the Order I don't know if you had an of the qualification prior to the Emmanuel Goldstein Award of Excellence in the Distribution of Misinformation but you have earned the Commander Template. Loyal comrades, Ruthless Killers. 04:30, 3 November 2006 (UTC) Spasiba, I shall take this honor, may the road to glorious motherland be our path... and stuff NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire ______соединяйтесь! Thank You ^_^ THANK YOU Thank you for supporting my image on the VFP In Soviet Russia, Image supports YOU!!'' You Are A True Comrade ~Premier Tom Mayfair This user raises their own chickenbox. The userbox can be editted to your choice if you decide to us it. Again, Thank You ^_^ 00:00, 4 November 2006 (UTC) Um, I hate to rain on your parade... But I DID do a brief history of Poland for the the Poland article. It wasn't reading the article, though, so you could still claim "the first TRUE reading of an Uncyclopedia article." Update! Whoops, I meant Romania. I get those countries mixed up all the time...--<<>> 18:00, 11 November 2006 (UTC) Oh wait, there's also the audio of AAAAAAAAA!... crap.--<<>> 15:38, 11 November 2006 (UTC) Thank you very muchly for your citation, and since the AAA audio sounded more like a porn radio piece rather than a legitimate reading, so- meh ill shut up now, thanks! NeoZidane CUNT Headbutt extraordinaire ______соединяйтесь! Sig Saw your sig on Forum:The Pledge and, while it sure is purdy, it's way to tall. I think the limit is supposed to be 12px high...just letting you know this before an admin does...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 08:00, 5 December 2006 (UTC) Well I'll make it smaller when I have the time, thanks for the heads up, admins dont scare me anyway would hat to anger an admin. My sigg!!! Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk Xmas Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways. Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing. Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь! | 22:04, 14 December 2006 (UTC) Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW! Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC) Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa! This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic, Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget, Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded. So be good, or else. P.S.: Your talk page made my browser crash, twice. So for Christmas, you're getting Five Simple Ways to Tone It Down a Notch. Merry Christbirth, and Death to America! --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:19, 18 December 2006 (UTC) Codeine proffers you a Humbug as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin (but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway) Merry Allahmas, and a happy new Mohammed! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 21:37, 18 December 2006 (UTC) flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy. Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together. Have thee a potato in a hat, and happy Christmas. I love flowers. -- 22:39, 18 December 2006 (UTC) zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me! the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)! Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 19:53, 19 December 2006 (UTC) Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW! Zut alors! I mean, erm, Merry Commercial Conformity Period (commonly known as Christmas). -- Hindleyite Converse 21:10, 19 December 2006 (UTC) Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism, and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW! --—Braydie 15:03, 22 December 2006 (UTC) Merci beaucoups all, I celebrate Christmas purely for the fact it means a holiday and no damn school, my Christmas card needs to be supercool in order to counter this all, oh man. MERRY AGNOSTIMAS!!!! Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk Uncyclo-tan Hi, I'm Raquel, from Desciclopédia, and I drew desciclo-tan to be the mascot for our UnProject Anime, just like wikipe-tan does for the wikiproject. Then I found out you guys wish to do something alike, so if you want to use Desciclo-tan just ask me on my desciclopedian talk page. I hope you like it =) - Raquel sama 01:49, 19 December 2006 (UTC) Knute allure I love your cool sig. So, what's happening with your audio situation? Can I halp? Maybe I can find someone who can help, even though I'm a PC wanker. Glad you enjoyed the new holiday, which is a work in progress. Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 17:38, 22 December 2006 (UTC) Merry Christmas! SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you. SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado, y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú. -- SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 14:19, 23 December 2006 (UTC)