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Merry Christmas!

Puddin.jpg Hindleyite wishes you a
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Enjoy this Christmas pud, but watch out for the five pence
coins that fell out of my pocket into the cake mix.

Thanks for the vote, and a Happy New Year of the Plan. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:55, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Secular and communist holiday wishes

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Breviet, comrade! May all those who celebrate this time of year for reasons other than the chance of getting pissed on new years, be condemned to a very VERY white christmas in the Siberian gulags. NON-WORKERS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!

Random comment

hey tom, some one vandalized the mario article The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dark jedi ben (talk • contribs)

Pagan Holiday Junk Mail Here As Per Instructions

Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 15:24, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Radicalx.jpg X-mas is that special time of year when we celebrate the birth of our Lord and Saviour, RadicalX. Please take some time out of your busy day and remember all the wonderful things RadicalX has given you.
Please accept this card as a small token of his equally small esteem for you. You will if you know what's good for you.

Rad 18:42, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Hannukah.jpg Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Holidayturtle.jpg Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Because you're a Communist and I respect that. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 22:59, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

A Reminder

Get with the schedule! The USSR has been non-existent since 1991, and even before that it was not communist but low-grade socialist. USSR, get it? Communism ☭ doesn't exist and it never has. Wake up to reality! Cheers, --QXZ 00:01, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Denial is always the first sign. Next you will say that Wal★Mart is the almighty saviour of Capitalism when in fact it is owned and ran by Communist China. Not to mention that The United States of America has reopened trade with Communist Vietnam and will offically enter into the WTO this month. North Korea has nukes. Cuba makes some damn good cigars. And even the non-existant Союз Советских Социалистических Республик is killing it's very own former KGB spies though under the rightist hand of imperial capitalism. Communism is alive and well, my little comrade. The dawning of a new revolution is nigh. Put that on your little schedule that I don't seem to get with. пожелание спокойной ночи Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:13, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Oops, so sorry I forgot that facts are not meant to be typed into Uncyclopedia. Я умею по-русски говорить too, you know. I am not denying the dawning of a new revolution is nigh (I mean, who can see into the future?) - nor am I whinging (Australian slang for "complaining") about it either. I'm just saying communism ain't just about cigars, nukes, secret agents and yeh. You have nukes in America. You have secret agents (e.g. 007) in England. You can buy a decent cigar even in Australia, where I am now (poor me!). Communism is about the workers uniting to fight against the common evil for the common good. You don't achieve that with cigars! Instead, your best bet is to set some grues on the capitalists. Good luck with that. --QXZ 00:41, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

P.S. I don't even have a "little schedule." The schedule I'm referring to is the facts which Uncyclopedia seems to hate big-time. Also, "denial is the first sign" of what?

"Communism ☭ doesn't exist and it never has." That was the denial. Plus, I know it's all about the workers, hence, пожелание спокойной ночи; Workers of the World Unite. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 00:51, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
I know very well what my denial was. My question was, what is the denial always the first sign of?
PS. You're right, capitalism sucks. I experience it every day, which is why I have such a miserable existence. I hate money, too.
PPS. Another way to defeat the capitalists is to chuck a Communist Pie in their face (if the grues don't work).
PPPS. No more post-scripts! YAHOO!--QXZ 04:08, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
PPPPS. This here is my response to your warm welcome:
Dollarsign.jpg G'day, mate!*

Hello. Thankyou for welcoming me to Uncyclopedia! Thank you for ripping off capitalism & yeh. I hope you like my contributions, though this is highly unlikely. Visit my idiotic pages including User:QXZ, exfernophomenaquintification and Rubbisch.


Sincerely,
--QXZ 04:33, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
* The User That You have Welcomed Is NOT A Capitalist. However, This Is A Capitalist Website. All Your Workers Are Belong To Us!


--QXZ 04:56, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

DDR

I need to get in on this Communism thing a bit, East Germany is quite interesting for me. Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 01:32, 15 December 2006 (UTC) Ich bin Detuscher Botschafter der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik!

By what on Earth do you mean? Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:37, 15 December 2006 (UTC)


Thank you premier Tom Mayfair

Thanks for the greeting, very red, like tomato soup. but anyway, very n00bish, which sickens myself, and all that is holy. I feel in need of direction, and am looking for advice. i edit from work (gov't compy shhhhhhh...) so i can't use IRC, so insteaed, i decide to leave messages for people until they decide to stab me in the face with a soldering iron. oh yeah, like the red btw. the military is like communism, but it works through fear... fear of getting locked up, or a dishonorable discharge, or no future with contact of anyone you know... ok, i'll stop. But i wouldn't be here if i weren't afraid of my employer!!!! {Chazz 03:47, 14 December 2006 (UTC)}

I take it that your employer is a capitalist scumbag of a company. Fear not, their empire will crumble. And lay off the caffeine, you're making me nervous... and that says a damn lot. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 05:37, 14 December 2006 (UTC)
OK, so maybe i do work for the USAF, and well, its all good, an i am talking to my doctor about my addiction to caffiene, we usually sit down and discuss my issue over a double mocha latte. some espresso is good too!!! {15px-SigCommunist.png Chucks22015px-RedPhone.jpg 00:58, 18 December 2006 (UTC)} Um, i didn't Haxx0r your name, sig, just using it as a template...

Vanity Question

Hey tom, how was my last contribution vanity? can you please explain that?

If Codeine's mum has never heard of you, then it is vanity. Plus, I wasn't the judge behind the ruling for I am not an administrator. I was just letting you know personally. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 20:17, 13 December 2006 (UTC)


Chickenbox

Umm, Tom, I thought it would be a nice idea if that the chickenbox image (I know you made this) that appears in russian reversal was photoshopped so that the KFC icon on it was replaced with this: (I wouldn't be surprised if you made this image too)

If you don't buy their chicken, you might end up "dissappearing"

--Shas'O'my'gosh 08:32, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks, Comrade!


Two N00bish questions

First off, how do you make your signature all fancy (color text, moving images, changing font size, etc...)? And secondly: Does everybody get that "Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia" thing? Oh, and also, thank you for welcoming me! If I ever do succeed in having Michigan seceede from the US, you shall be the one person I do not nuke. DarthMichigan 18:25, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Go here: Click here or this click here. You can always look at people's sigs to see how it's done. Here's mine: User:Tom mayfair/sig. Go to this link to create it: User:DarthMichigan/sig. I hand out the MOOU to registered users. Not everyone gets one but it's their right to have one. I'm in Kentucky and mind the jet stream when you're nukin' the country. It likes to pass overhead a lot. ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 18:56, 10 December 2006 (UTC)


Question

Why do you use those ^_^ faces all the time? --AAA! (AAAA) 09:08, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

It represents when I have tooken my medication. ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 09:22, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
Caffeine, no doubt... --AAA! (AAAA) 11:20, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
Paxil actually. ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 18:54, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
On the subject of medication, I turned communist when I started taking it.--Shas'O'my'gosh 06:53, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
Me too Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 13:53, 16 December 2006 (UTC)


Mostlinked

You know that guy you wanted to stay ahead of, well by my count your 300 up. --—Braydie 18:57, 11 December 2006 (UTC)

Awesome Thanks for helping. ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 18:59, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
Heh, no problem. I'm pretty sure it's 1909 to 1611. ;) --—Braydie 19:00, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
How in the hell did you figure it out without an update? ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 19:05, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
Using popups: Hover over user page link -->Actions-->What links here. Then by changing the amount it shows. --—Braydie 19:10, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
Cool, never noticed that till now. This popup shite rocks. ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 19:12, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
It sure is, I put mine back on. =D --—Braydie 19:19, 11 December 2006 (UTC)


IRC

Hi how do I get on teh Uncyc IRC? -Kempdags 02:08, 12 December 2006 (UTC) Also, who's 'is BENSON bloke? -Kempdags 02:09, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

Click Here, Make a user name, preferably the one on here & you're in. BENSON is a wannabe god. He got banned for a month for creating false accounts to vote for his material. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 02:12, 12 December 2006 (UTC)


Thanks (again)

Sweetsprize.gif Braydie has awarded you some sweets!
For voting for HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble

Thanks for supporting me/one of my articles again. Much appreciated.--—Braydie 17:04, 13 December 2006 (UTC)


Antarctica

Hello again, Tom. I have some n00bery to send your way. I just finished rewriting an article in the rewrites section- "Antarctic". Upon investigating, I see there is already an article entitled "Antarctica", and an article entitled "Empire of Antarctica". Both are about mythical countries in the Antarctic. In particular, the "Antarctica" article is mainly about "The Democratic Penguin's Republic of Antarctica," however it is linked to the "Continents of Earth" template.

As my article is about the continent and its history, I think my article "Antarctic" should replace "Antarctica" in the continents template. The easiest way to do that is to switch the names of the articles around. How do I do that? YouFang

It took me a few tries but it is now in Antarctica. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 19:45, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Wow! Thanks, for doing that so fast, comerade! How'd you do that? YouFang

A volley of creating a new article, redirects, and moving is all. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 20:04, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Card

Such a sweet card! What could I do by make one with my own fair hands, espacially for you -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 19:04, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

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Another card

Tvcc.jpg Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Thanks for the 'card'! Here's one for you. Happy commercial conformity period. -- Hindleyite Converse 19:22, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Another Another

Christmas.jpg

And happy new year. ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 19:44, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

And another

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Happy Holiday(s) from Squiggle

NavyXmas.JPG ḤáρÞў ĤðḸǐḍαȳζ from §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ!

You, <insert name here>, have been randomly selected from Squiggle's holiday list of people to send cards to for an extra special Holiday Card! He's too lazy to send them all.
Anyway, enjoy this blatant overuse of {{USERNAME}} and template spammage!


-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:13, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

From me

User:Tooltroll/sig 07:57, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

I pity the fool that wrote this crap. I needs to be deleted. It has no redeeming value.--Metropolis 14:12, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

About your red version of Captain Obvious

Please keep it as the blue version. That what he's supposed to look like, according to Wikipedia and the places of the original images. Technically, making him red is like adding an 8th day to the week. --AAA! (AAAA) 05:20, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Meh Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:11, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
I talked with users in the IRC. They think it would be better if his colours were black & white. I will work on that tomorrow possibly or within the next week. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:29, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

commie website

You should see http://www.communism.com - they have a clear explanation why communism doesn't exist yet (just scroll down the page a bit). --QXZ 19:43, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Exception: A form of primitive communism existed within primitive communal societies in prehistoric times. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 23:19, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Goatse ninjastar


Because you wanted one so bad. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:44, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

You get two. Be happy! -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:02, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Uhh...

User talk:Tom mayfair is gay: Didn't you even look? --AAA! (AAAA) 11:28, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas!

BlueSophia.png SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards,
and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.


SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado,
y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.

^_^ --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 14:31, 23 December 2006 (UTC)