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I actually plan to start my own series of UnNews sports related articles.  I may want to put them under UnSports or ESPUN or something like that.  Is that okay with you? {{User:Crazyswordsman/sig}} 21:51, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
I actually plan to start my own series of UnNews sports related articles.  I may want to put them under UnSports or ESPUN or something like that.  Is that okay with you? {{User:Crazyswordsman/sig}} 21:51, 22 December 2006 (UTC)
== Merry Christmas! ==
{{User:SonicChao/SCChristmas Card}} <code>:D</code> --{{User:SonicChao/sig}} 14:35, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

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New Messages at the top, please

New Messages Here

Yet Another darn late card


Zimmy, heya, hows stuff, hopefully I can get the mess with my Audio coders out, and once again become prince of Zimia, have a happy monkey -me or whatever it is. :P

Sir NeoZidane • CUN • talk


It's like getting a christmas card from the Pope (or Jesus, or both)! I am so honoured! While I lack the comedic talent to create a card of my own, I wish you a Merry Kaizum Me, too. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 05:24, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Yes!!!! thankees!!!! I am bery honored aswell!!!!!! YAYNESS!!!!! nice to hear from you too!!!!, yes, Merry Kaizum Me to you and all!!! All the bestest wishes! The HRH MuCal. Tayor Lz4.jpgMUN (Praise!) (CMC!)


TheJeeMan.jpg This holiday season, just remember, Christmas was the result of the usurping of a pagan tradition by Christians for their own selfish purposes, and Jesus was probably born in April. Santaist1.jpg

-- Zaui 23:13, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Santa cross money.png Premier Tom Mayfair does not share in your pagan ways.
Nor does he celebrate capitalist retail. He hopes that you
convert to Communism before it's too late. Do the right thing.
Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!
Hammer and sickle xmas.png|

Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 22:17, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Tvcc.jpg Bradaphraser was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user is completely thoughtless, doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and therefore DEMANDS you have yourself a Merry little Christmas... NOW!

Failure to comply with result in disciplinary action up to and including excommunication from the Capitalist Church

May you focus on your successes and forget your failures here at the end of the year. Never forget how we all improve one another's lives. Season's Greetings.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:35, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Xmasmoosewreath.png Nothing says [[Insert religious or pagan holiday of your choice]] like getting drunk with a moose. So this year, why not savour a treasured Canadian tradition with a bottle of hooch, horns, hooves, and hypothermia? The drinks are on me. ~ Todd Crown Royal.jpg

--Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:15, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Humbug.gif Codeine proffers you a Humbug
as he cares not for your Judeo-Christian festivals of Pagan origin
(but wishes you a very merry time of it anyway)

Here's to ya, Z-Man! -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 18:36, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Roast potato.jpg Braydie was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Christmas --—Braydie 19:34, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Hannukah.jpg Mordillo is a bloody Jew and therefore believes that Xmas is plain silly, Jesus was a nice Jewish boy with some weird ideas, Santa is an old drunk and socks are meant to be put on your cold smelly feet.

However, since it's not your fault for being born to the wrong nation, you might as well enjoy a very HAPPY HANUKKAH and rejoice, for once again the Greeks had one coming.
Only 4.5 months left till Passover, start looking for Christian kids for the preparation of the Matzo Bread!

Merry whatever Rev! Have a lovely year! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 22:37, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Roast potato.jpg flyingfeline finally gave up on Tesco and started
making her own Christmas cards. Oh joy.

Sorry if the glue sticks your fingers together.

Merry Christmas! Have a chocolate microphone... wait, I wondered where that had gone. Damn. Guess that means I'll have to get back to those audios, then... -- Paw_print.jpg 00:24, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Holidayturtle.jpg Happy Holidays* from the Holiday Turtle!
May all of your Holiday wishes come true!
(*Designated holidays may include, but are not limited to:
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Year's Eve, and the Winter Solstice)

Happy happy happy. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:56, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Have a Happy... umm...

Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [01:03, 19 December 2006 (UTC)]

Snoop.JPG Merry Chrizzle, Happy Hanukizzle, and a Kick Ass Kwizzle from Me & Snoop Dizzle!

--Naughtius Maximus Leaf.jpg F@H Woof!Za slice.jpg MeowMUN 01:15, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Karatechimp.jpg zim_ulator wishes you a Merry Kaizum Me!
the first holiday officially sanctioned by the church of zimizm (cOz)!

Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:29, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Chimp Santa.gif NeedABrain is an atheist heathen and doesn't give a damn about Christmas Chimp Santa.gif
By the way, he's hipocrite civilized enough to understand your primitive superstitions. So Merry Christmas, whatever you find about it.

Aw, you like monkeys too? Thanks for the help and MCHNY. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:18, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

You best get that cursor out of my face, bitch. Happy Birthday, Jesus Santa!
This holiday season, whether you're Protestant, Jewish, Catholic,
Muslim, Buddhist, Shintoist, agnostic, or atheist, DiZ wishes you a
Merry Christmas, so suck it up and drink your eggnog. And don't forget,
Santa's got snipers everywhere, and they're always loaded.

So be good, or else.

Merry Christ-Ritual Wintertime Sugar-fairy thingy you people do. --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 21:32, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

From me

User:Tooltroll/sig 11:52, 19 December 2006 (UTC)


Help me, sir! My userpage is under siege. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:09, 18 December 2006 (UTC)


This guy removed an ICU tag I've placed here. I don't think this is a case for ban patrol, but he needs a word with an admin, I guess. --herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:01, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

I've been blocked?

Hey Zim. I found that my IP address is blocked by Codeine for 'cyber-harrassment', so I can no longer edit anything. I don't know how anybody came to think I am 'cyber-harrassing' them.

Anyway, because I am with AOL, my IP is shared among other AOL users. Perhaps it was somebody else. I have no idea. Could this be resolved?

--Danny Himself 13:07, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Actually, nevermind, as this problem seems to have resolved itself. I'll tell you if the problem comes back.

--Danny Himself 15:42, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

Audio question...

Can you do a terrible Hitler impression (think Python's Holy Grail french knights, but german and not knights.)? I'm in the midst of an UnNews story that requires a Hitler that "pops". I don't know if it will ever see the light of day, as I'm not sure whether it's a mildly amusing mashup of modern Neocon and prewar Nazi "spin" or if it's simply a futile exercise in really bad taste that will never see the light of day. The work-in-progress is here (it's my sandbox, so other stuff may come and go). Think it over, no rush, with my "scheduled" UnNews if it gets finished it will either appear next Tuesday, or if I miss that deadline, sometime in January.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:41, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

...by your command

You asked me to remind you when it was done. Voila - UnNews:Chancellor committed to preemptive war. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:49, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

My hat is off to you, sir. Another fine job on providing audio for an article that wasn't written with audio in mind. And, if it makes you feel any, better, I felt dirty using that word that you avoided, but left it in as appropriate for the era (if anything, I'm sure it would have been a nice word compared to the various similes that they used). Next time I'll right something with soft words that play in nice, happy sentences to give your twisted tongue a rest.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:33, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
...but what was with the chimpanzee?--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:24, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

UnNews Audio Correspondent

Based on my recent contribution, am I a US correspondent, UK, or something else? (File:UnNews Britain climate change.mp3)

Thanks! Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 01:32, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Did I do something wrong in my latest UnNews recording? Aside from being so blatantly racist in the article itself? My latest may be almost as bad. Now I'll have muslims and african-americans trying to kill me. Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:07, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
It was removed from the list of UnNews audio recording without it falling off the end of the list. I was trying to figure out what controls how they are removed, other than due to age. [1] Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 21:14, 8 December 2006 (UTC)


Zim, that was a masterful reading of "Legitimate Biblical archeologists discover raptor tracks in Jerusalem"; I'd like you to know I enjoyed it immensely. Have a ninjastar!

--Jobot37Jollyroger Layer 2.JPG 23:00, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Quick request

Hi, I'm a little boy with a smooth, creamy voice who also has a microphone. I'd like to start reading the news if that's alright. Is there some kind of process I need to follow or can I just jump right in? I think the whole UnNews Audio thing is just brilliant. love, gustav talk at menope 01:09, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Cool, thanks. So like I just published my first newscast...does that mean I'm "in"? Should I add my name to the list thingy? love, gustav talk at menope 21:42, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
I went ahead and posted my first recording and I've started on my second. And yeah I IRC but not here as much as I do elsewhere. I'm not as recognised here yet so I'm not here as much. I can meet you down there...in the #unnews channel I suppose? Oh and I'm American if that's what you're asking. I guess you can put me down as being from "The Nega-Canadia". love, gustav talk at menope 21:58, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
And I use that Audacity shit you were talking about that I happen to have. (I've also been dabbling in recording DDR music on the side; until I can get a decent keyboard that works it's UnNews Audio for me) And I do write. That one article was mine, as well as the one you just listened to. love, gustav talk at menope 22:02, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
Shuweet. Also if it's of any note, I happen to be a former pirate cap'n if that applies to my title on the page thing. Either way thanks a lot for the help. love, gustav talk at menope 22:10, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

My location

I am from Oregon, the last bastion of sanity--Jobot37Jollyroger Layer 2.JPG 21:47, 4 December 2006 (UTC)


For helping me out with the audio thing Jobot37Jollyroger Layer 2.JPG 22:14, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey Zimm! Long time no see. I was busy running my legs off in order to add to the landslide election victory my Dutch Socialist Party accomplished last wednesday. You know, party members to kick in the but, subtly threatening store owners if they don't hang up my poster, that kinda stuff. Anyroads, I wrote an Un-news article about the outcome of the election, but it is my very first (notice this: I admit to being a virgin - now does that make it genuine or what). Could you please assign someone to look it over and maybe spruce it up a bit ? Thanking you in advance, -- di Mario 18:24, 25 November 2006 (UTC) Oh by the way, the article is here: [[2]]

Thanks for the awesome audio on UnNews:EON Productions defends controversial casting of eleven year old girl as James Bond

I died laughing when you said "I don't understand what it means either." Great work. I was surprised you recorded it since my longer ones usually don't get recorded, so congratulations on doing one that took more work. --Hrodulf 01:07, 29 November 2006 (UTC)


Cheers for letting me into your cult, I will use the Jingle, thankyou. I'll continue to write UnNews articles. God bless you Zim. --—Braydie 00:21, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Award for you

Seeing as you gave me a blessing, I'll give you an award

Its the "Hardeehar doesn't know how to make new templates," award.

For helping my otherwise crap UnNews article by adding audio that made it sound funnier, Thank you

Hardeehar 18:01, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

Unnews 2nd black hole piece

Hey rev, first an appology for not stating the obvious that you are the head HEAD chaplain, therefore placed five ranks ABOVE Isra (just make sure you unban me if he read this!) Just wanted to thank you for the audio and to tell you that you actually read a vandaled version....i.e: "BLACK SUNS FOUND IN THE PADDOCK" what the hell is a black sun anyway? It was supposed to be black hole, but some ostrich sodomizer changed it. Well, it's all good and dandy now. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 09:11, 7 November 2006 (UTC)

God damn it Zim

Never, and I mean NEVER disappear like that again without leaving a note or something. I was thinking you were abducted by aliens!!! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 18:00, 2 November 2006 (UTC)

Quick request

There's a link to an UnNews article I moved to a new title because the link wasn't posting right on another website (the :O in UnNews:Osama was being read as a smiley), but because your archive is protected, I can't fix the broken/double redirect. Can you unprotect your talk archive 1 so I can fix the link so it points to the proper page? Thanks, sorry for the inconvenience. --Hrodulf 19:19, 26 October 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:Bush announces bold new change in way Iraq strategy will be described in speeches and press releases

Just wanted to mention that your sound recording of the article was a lot funnier than the article was as just text. Not quite sure why, but it was. --Hrodulf 17:53, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

mp3 problem

Umm... I can't use mp3s at the moment because I don't have the plugin. I replied here. Sorry. -- Paw_print.jpg 15:11, 25 October 2006 (UTC)

UnNews:"US not really arrogant or stupid" says State Department official of own free will

I think the picture is a bit too much and should be removed, if this indeed the real deal. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 13:33, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Well, I might be wrong, but this looks to me as an actual picture of an execution in Iraq. If so, that is a wee bit over the edge. -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 20:12, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
Alrighty, you're right about most stuff, (especially the part about the self violation! yum!) But since this is a recent-ish event and I think I actually know who this specific person is I just thought that if any family or friend see this, it would be over the line of humor and into the realm of tasteless. Usually, as you know, I'm all for wild humor.

Oh, and thank god for not being a yank, we don't have a constitution nor a first amendment and the so damn the freedom of speech I say! :) -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 08:14, 26 October 2006 (UTC)


From the craziness of IRC, ff used the word "zimcast" and it suddenly occured to me that it'd be kinda cool if we added a supplement to the podcast called the Weekly (or monthly, or never if you think this sucks) Zimcast where you are posed a few questions, and you attempt to address them with whatever style of advice takes your fancy (I'm thinking ranging from caustic cynicism to fluffy bunny talk, depending on who asked or some such attribute) so give me a buzz with your opinion. Also, hope you and seg have been well! Cheers! --Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png Anchor KUN (Harass) 16:35, 21 October 2006 (UTC)

zimcast ideas
  1. Religion angle.
  2. Bat fuck insane angle

I'm trying

My audio output has slacked in the past few days because I've been trying to keep school on track and what not...oh yeah. Zim zala Bim!-- Sir Severian Severian1.jpg CUN.png (Sprich mit mir!) Kraut.png 02:36, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

On UnNews:Fred Phelps:"God hates straights too"

When I wrote this piece, I was not aware that this nutty group was planning to stage a protest against acceptance of homosexuality at the funerals of the murdered Amish schoolchildren in PA.

If you havn't seen this, you have to watch this YouTube link. We couldn't make this material up if we were on crystal meth, and it's a gold mine:

Fox news, but the WBC member is so deranged even the Fox people are offended by her

I really don't know what to say about this (these people are so arrogant and self-rightous that they think the Amish are evil . . . crazy).

I don't want to flog a dead horse, but I think we should make fun of these spiritual lost souls some more. They deserve to be ridiculed for their truly backwards approach to religion and the whole "when bad things happen to good people" question. I don't think it should get to the chuck norris level, but I wouldn't mind having fun with a 'Fred Phelps:"God Hates _____"' sort of thing. I know it's been done, but I don't think we've done a lot of it. One idea I'm semi-seriously batting around in my head is "Fred Phelps:The Black Hole was a commercial failure because Disney enables Fags"

Ok, maybe not that one, but you get the idea.

As for the audio, thanks in advance for the work; I havn't been able to listen to it yet and am looking forward to doing so.

--Hrodulf 20:45, 18 October 2006 (UTC)

Listened, liked, enough said. --Hrodulf 20:27, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Here's what I'm working on; we'll see if ends up being funny.


Like I said, maybe we can trigger a mock Phelps thing and have some fun.

--Hrodulf 23:19, 19 October 2006 (UTC)

Before you ask

I am going to record that Saddam piece, but it'll take some more time, I'm buried in my other important work....if you start paying my rent I will consider working full time for you! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 22:47, 17 October 2006 (UTC)

What the hell was that?

I listened to the UnNews bit of the military warlords and had a fit.....what was that all about rev. stim ulator?! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 12:37, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

On doing a "hop"

I have done a "hop" before, and it was piss-easy. If you want it... Well, you'll have to wait a bit, I'm on the school network at the moment. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) at 00:02, 11 October 2006 (UTC)

What "I would advise speeding up your talking in audio articles a bit" means

You seem to talk a little too slow in your articles, could you please talk a bit faster if you can? 20% faster? It's not a drama production, you don't have to talk slow. Heck, if you're stuck, you could just use the "Change Tempo" tool on Audacity.

Oh, and I DO have MP3 tools, I'll make note to use them. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) 19:14, 10 October 2006 (UTC)

Hell, next you'd ask him to stop swearing! Leave the master to his work, he didn't get his EGADM twice for nothing...And thank you for suffering! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 19:34, 10 October 2006 (UTC)
No, nothing about the swearing, he's fine for that. --thematrixeætsyou, the kickass foo (talk) (flames) at 00:02, 11 October 2006 (UTC)
Hey! Zim's style is perfect. To suggest otherwise would be like saying, I dunno, that a Stradivarius sounds like horsehair on catgut. Which is nothing like what Zim sounds like. -- Sir Armando Perentie Icons-flag-au.png KUN FP 13:51, 24 October 2006 (UTC)

Great job on that "women are stupid" article

You did an awesome job recording that article. It was hilarious when you added in "this is rev. zimulator telling it like it is" lol, i roared my ass off. Keep up the good work man - Uncle J


Greetings, Father Zimulator. RocketMaster 19:15, 17 November 2006 (UTC)

Keep up the good work

Your a credit to the force Hardeehar 08:02, 21 November 2006 (UTC)

ZimCasts: The Complete Seasons

Hi, zim! Just wanna say that an unNews is best read by you in your zimCasts. Is there a list, an EXHAUSTIVE list, of all unNews as read by you? I'd love to complete my collection of unNews. Great Job. Feureau 04:03, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

An artist's rendition of what Feureau thinks of her relationship with her dearest flame war vet esn
Dear Reverend, thank you for your blessings. I count them everyday. Lately, the mistress hasn't been so kind to me. Although the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendages touches me everyday. Anyway, I got my self stoked like you asked me to and I'm seeing stars feeling better now. I have executed my first flame war, and I hope esn sees me the way I see her now as depicted on the picture on the right. I hope I'm part of that growing number of fine folks who are thrilled to fuck up articles do a fine job of editing content now.
On that note, I'd like to say that I want to follow your path and create some "zimCasts" of my own. Do you have some pointers for the new unNews audio n00b?
Also, forgive me for I have sinned, father. I have read the unnews guide and seems I haven't been adding UnNews: before my news. But it seems the unNews: part was added automatically by the system? Because the news I wrote without the UnNews: tag seems to have UnNews: before the UnNews title. You know, the words that comes after UnNews: part.
Also, you haven't blessed me with info on the existence of the complete seasons sets of ZimCasts. Is it already available or is going to be made available in the near future? Or in the far future? Is there a category or a search string that could turn up your zimcasts? Thanks Feureau 05:15, 2 December 2006 (UTC)

Hi,Zim! Thanks for the wisdom of the casts. That's a LOT of references to go thru! Thanks for the dedication! Sorry it took a while to respond your talk, I had a lot of evil deeds to do training as a missionary mercenary at the militant wing of the salvation army's Final Solution Project for Future Flame Wars. And what a resource to zimulcast. I'll get down on it as soon as I get to shoot my first orangutan. (I have to graduate from sporks to forks then rubber knives and real knives. After that I'd have to work up to a derringer) Thanks a bunch thy holy reverend! Feureau 12:17, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the welcome

That's four UnNews articles I've made now, half got to the front page. I'll keep them coming. Good work with the audio, by the way.--Nydas 11:49, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

i took a dump and called it news

No really though, I made an UnNews article. It's my first one so it's not really news-like, for which I apologize. It's also not funny and just stupid, for which I also apologize. I swear I'm not trying to destroy your very credible news association, I just read it on MSN and figured it needed a spoof. So yeah, I'm glad we had this talk, I really feel closer to you! --Anyone 01:41, 13 December 2006 (UTC)

Thank You Sir!

For my 1st Ninjastar. It made me feel warm and fuzzy and slightly... moist. Nonetheless, it's important to be appreciated.--Super90 01:41, 14 December 2006 (UTC)


Hey man how are you going? Just want to say I enjoy your audio clips, especially the news from me :D. Also the last news, which is the Newscaster caught without underpants thing. Good job man! It's gneomI 09:07, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

You can mess with the Main Page, right?

I did an audio version of UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame and would love for it to be available on the main Page. Could you do that? Media:DashingDame.ogg--Super90 04:17, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

You have me all wrong! I wasn't going to mess with the main page, I was going to have you mess with the main page. See how that works? ;-)
You just happen to be the only admin who knows I exist.--Super90 21:09, 15 December 2006 (UTC)
Okay, what's the headline? I was thinking "Creator of 1st UnBooks audio receives Nobel Prize, Blowjobs" You likey?

The larger problem is, in order to be an effective UnNews reporter, I really am going to have to learn to to my own visuals, like, me receiving the Nobel prize, me getting a parade and me getting a hot gay blow job. Did I say "Gay?" I meant... Uh... "Penthouse Forum-Style". Yeah. That's it. Say, on a slightly related topic, do you where I can go get an in-depth tutorial in code? I really suck at it.--Super90 21:32, 15 December 2006 (UTC)

hope you don't mind

I fixed up the Bill Gates article and took your NRV off. The concept was weak but I did what I could. Hopefuly you think it's good enough to stay on UnNews. --Super90 21:37, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, thanks for the compliment, but that article is still pretty weak. I mean, "Bill Gates buys gum"? Yikes!--Super90 03:00, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas

Tvcc.jpg Hindleyite was throwing away last year's Christmas cards, and
realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.
This user doesn't care about Multi-culturalism,
and DEMANDS you have a Merry Christmas... NOW!

Merry Commercial Conformity Period, Zim :) -- Hindleyite Converse 18:18, 17 December 2006 (UTC)


I was in the middle of doing the audio for the anglican church bit. Well, no worries. I'll do the pot story instead:-)--Super90 19:31, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Re: Weed: Let's just say some articles are easier to write than others, shall we?
SatanSP.jpeg Super90 wishes you to have
A Merry Anti-Christ Mass!!
t=A Merry Anti-Christ Mass! (cOz)!

NOW I'm going to bitch

How is it these absolutely crap articles are showing up on the main page and good ones go neglected? Not just mine, but all the good articles. Did you read UnNews:U.S. sanctioned by IAEA? It was not the least bit funny. Not at all. Not whatsoever. Confidentially, I find this a little irritating.--Super90 05:40, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't think you're being a dick at all. In fact, you've been nothing but an utter gentleman to me. The fact is, I've found Uncyclopedia 4 weeks ago and thus should be considered a complete noob and probably should not be given any power whatsoever. I haven't earned it. I was just bitching because it seems to me that UnNews articles featured on the main page should be the best Uncyclopedia has to offer and quite often they are the worst. I just don't understand it, that's all.--Super90 21:33, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
If I have been insulting or an asshole at all, I sincerely apologize. I think you're awesome and meant no disrespect. I was speaking exclusively of the Main Page, not the UnNews page, which does a much better job of selecting quality articles. Well, except today. That IAEA article still sux.;-)--Super90 22:04, 19 December 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, I got here just as the whole drama thing was ending and thankfully missed it all. Obviously it was quite a hurricane. But as that Kissinger quote goes: "The politics were so vicious precisely because the stakes were so small."

Huff it

if it sucks or goes too far, I give you complete permission to huff it. As it happens, it's kind of a true story. I was hanging out with this chick at her house and my nose started bleeding because in her bathroom the cat box was so full of ammonia that it literally dried out my sinuses. Then her cat started farting the most unbelievable farts, I mean, seriously god awful. There is no way to convey the level of the stink, you really had to be there. I had to leave. So I guess I'm too close to it to change it and I get that it's gross. You really do have my permission. --Super90 02:00, 22 December 2006 (UTC) ps Anyway, I's putting up a good one in a minute.

Thanks and CHRISTMAS!!!!

Thanks for your card, I shall treasure it all week always. In return, I give you the pinnacle of Internetial Achievement, the crown of the Interweb, what the Internet was invented for.... a tacky animated gif. Cutesy.gif

Best wishes -- sannse<staff/> (talk) 12:29, 22 December 2006 (UTC)


Wait. Did my UnNews article suck? (It was actually my second; I wrote my first on the hulabaloo leading up to Michigan-Ohio State). I know it doesn't have any pics, but that's because a. I can't photoshop and b. I couldn't find any pics that would fit the situation.

I actually plan to start my own series of UnNews sports related articles. I may want to put them under UnSports or ESPUN or something like that. Is that okay with you? Crazyswordsman...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 21:51, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas!

BlueSophia.png SonicChao was throwing away last year's Christmas cards,
and realised they had purposefully forgotten about you.

SonicChao era poner en bote de basura de las tarjetas de Navidad del año pasado,
y realizado se habían olvidado sobre tú.

:D --Icons-flag-us.png SonicChao Babbel!Contribs 14:35, 23 December 2006 (UTC)