Why?:Drink blood

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So you are looking for something healthy to drink. Here is something you probably never thought about drinking, and why you should drink it. Blood. Yes, you should drink blood, because it is healthy for you. How could blood possibly be healthy for me, you ask? Let me detail the reasons blood is a healthy drink.

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Protein

Blood is full of protein! Everybody knows protein is healthy for you. And everybody needs to consume more protein. More protein leads to good muscle tone and a healthy weight. So you should consume blood because it is full of protein.

Iron

All blood contains lots of iron. Iron is an essential nutrient to maintain your health.

Low in Sugar

Blood is low in sugar, because the insulin produced by the person or animal providing the blood keeps the sugar levels low in the blood. Everybody knows too much sugar is unhealthy for you. Blood is a great drink for those people who want to avoid sugar! Unless of course, you drink the blood of diabetics.

Low in Fat

Blood is very low in fat, because fat is generally not released directly into the bloodstream. Everybody knows fat is not healthy for you, so if you want to avoid fat, blood is the drink for you!

Vitamin C

That's right, blood actually contains Vitamin C. So if you want to boost your immune system, and avoid scurvy, drink blood!