Americans for Prosperity

The torch logo, which secretly symbolizes global warming.

Americans for Prosperity, also known as Americans for a Burning Planet is a institution that is composed of 90% white people that was created in 1784 by Alexander Hamilton, which was originally known as the Federalist Society, a right wing think tank that supports Brett Kavanaugh. When Hamilton created this group Jesus Christ was present magically after teleporting 1785 years into the future. It is notorious for opposing the civil rights movement and supporting the continued usage of fossil fuels.

Founding

In 1786, Alexander Hamilton greeted Satan disguised as Jesus Christ. The devil was here to start Americans for Prosperity to impoverish the general population while masquerading as an institution that supports "prosperity". The use of the term prosperity was because Satan was going to allow the Koch Brothers to take power and pollute the planet and bankroll the institution. In 1789, King George was so proud that he even joined in because it said that it could see the future, which sadly it could.

Founding Fathers

Americans for Prosperity was founded by some of the US's founding fathers, but there were a few unknown (until now) and almost forgotten members who were Redcoats. Here is a list of the people who are founders of AFP that we could find who some of which travelled via time travel:

Alexander Hamilton George McClellan Robert E. Lee David Koch

The only person who surprised me was Alexander Hamilton because he was the person who had a musical sung by liberals. These other 3 do not surprise me very often.

Ties To The Confederacy

Americans For Prosperity was tied to the Confederacy ever since the Confederacy was founded until the Jim Crow laws were passed, which was an alternative to slavery. In 1860, David H. Koch met Robert E. Lee, an aspiring Confederate general, and told them to start seceding because it will give them a tactical advantage against the North. Because Lincoln was a Republican, Lincoln supported slavery because he was bribed $2 million dollars in today's money ($100,000 back then) to not say that he was going to "save or destroy slavery". Then, because this morally plagued him, he decided to say that slavery was bad because he wasn't morally corrupt like the AFP and Confederate leaders. Americans For Prosperity did not worry that Lincoln was a Republican because they had a time traveller that can go up to 2018.

Opposition To The Progressive Movement

More research needs to be done.

Causing Global Warming

We don't need more research, but I will get to it by tomorrow afternoon.