Brett Kavanaugh Doppelganger
Brett Kavanaugh's Doppelganger is (possibly) a liberal who was sent to the wrong parallel universe due to interplanetary conflict. He looks like Brett Kavanaugh. Little to nothing is known about this mysterious person who has received relatively little press attention. Here are the uncyclopedic facts about him.
Media Coverage[edit]
In the Seattle Times, this doppelganger is being reported on as if he is the real Supreme Court justice. There was absolutely no attention to the idea that he might be a doppelganger of Kavanaugh, but did act surprised that he was at a soup kitchen, which is not like Kavanaugh. There were other sources talking about it, but they are conservative and deserve no mention.
What We Think Happened[edit]
He came from a future civilization and may either be living among us or have run away to his other earth. He might have been a criminal on his earth and was seeking refuge. This person in this picture looks like he is in a disguise and is hiding from the authorities on his earth so that they can't be 100% sure it was him. He has not been seen since and it is believed that witches have cast a spell on him and sent him (the *probably* good Brett Kavanaugh) and it worked by connecting to quantum luck particles. Anyway, let's write a fun, short story about him.
The story[edit]
Mary, Brett Kavanaugh's doppelganger's mother, had a boy who, coincidentally (we think it is coincidental) the same name, face, and look of Justice Kavanaugh. The only difference is that this one was a more liberal and better one. As a kid, he went to a private military school, the same school that his doppelganger went to where he sexually assaulted someone. He became very interested in law and improving people's lives by passing progressive laws. In his later middle ages, when Donald Trump took power, he was threatened by a right wing co-worker at his law firm. Because of this, he met God in the form of Jesus Christ. He offered him an opportunity to go to another universe to escape, but there was a catch: there was a person who was exactly like him except for the fact that he had the opposite political views. This, God said, wasn't designed as a lesson, but because this was the safest way out because all the nearby universes that he had jurisdiction over were under the same control of Donald Trump in similar degrees and this one had the least influence. So, he went to this universe and helped poor people in a soup kitchen while under the enormous stress of pretending to be your conservative doppelganger. Then, the sexual assault allegations were too much for him, so he went away to another universe where God said it was safer.