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Sex is a common misconception shared by the worldwide media that babies come from making love. It is an atheist conspiracy to hide the fact that God creates babies, and storks send them home. For further reading, google "sex" and research support for this theory.
Because SEX was created by God, it is good. In fact, there are times when it can be absolutely wonderful. Your toes curl up and....never mind.
Do not confuse 'sex' with 'gender.' Sex is something that two people who do not share a gender can share; or maybe they can even if they share a gender. Thus you can see how easy it is to confuse the two.
No ... hang on. It's the other way around. Sex is something that people not of the same Sex can share. Gender is a social construct, and sort of comes on a sliding scale. Republican is a gender, as is Liberal and Femdom. There are numerous gender combinations in which sex can happen.
Married people are the only ones who are legally allowed to have sex. Now you see how nefarious and subtle the Uptight Christian Movement is. If you are not married, you cannot have sex. If you are the same sex, you cannot marry and therefore cannot have sex. QED.
But God established marriage. It is a contract between two people, who USUALLY but NOT Necessarily are different sexes, each with a hetrosexual and plain vanilla gender. The state of New York and the state of intoxication have no role to play in a marriage.
Sex was invented by ants. We (humans) are descended from ants, according to the aborigines. Ants have nothing to do with antlers, even though antlers may be used for kinky sex.
If you are male, you will only have sex if you are rich or if you get a female shitty drunk. If you are female, every male you meet between ages 12 and 47 will want to fuck you.
Oh, and by the way, it's something you'll never get, or at least once by another person who'll never get any. Period.
Most of the time, sex can only occur with one's dominant hand, though this is often misconstrued as making an excuse for not having sex with someone else... in which case the hand's sex partner is immediately considered a "virgin".
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Pages in category "Sex"
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- UnNews:California enacts a Foreplay Law
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- UnNews:Carrie Underwood gets married; Bo Bice gets laid
- Carry On Film
- HowTo:Catch A Predator
- Chauvinist Wednesday
- UnNews:Chess piece makers oppose the creation of female bishops
- Chicken Fucking
- Child porn
- Cock block
- Coin flipping
- Coptic language
- Cum Dumpster
- Cyber Sodomy
- Dance and Sex: Partners in time.
- Debbie Does Dallas
- UnNews:Details emerge of jailhouse call in Strauss-Kahn case
- Dildo of Doom
- UnNews:Doctor tells Chavez to stop animal sex
- Doggy style
- UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
- UnNews:Drunk guy experiments with booty tweets
- UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue
- Female friend
- First Lady of France
- UnNews:Fisting controller for Wii out for Christmas
- UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
- UnNews:France's first couple deny rumours of a mutual infidelity pact
- Freudian slip
- Mother Fucker
- Funky Cold Medina
- UnNews:I Am Built Like a 'Horse' Claims Italian Prime Minister
- UnBooks:I'm born, now what?
- UnNews:India makes strides in sex parity
- Insurance Policy Fetish
- UnNews:International Olympic Committee strips former female American Olympic athlete of medals, dignity, .... and clothing?!
- Internet comedy: interview with Graham Chapman
- Involuntary celibacy
- It Was A Great Blumpkin, Charlie Brown
- UnScripts:It's Definitely NOT A Prostitution Sting Operation
- It's hard out here for a pimp
- UnNews:Italy fucks Google, Internet voyeurs find new kink
- Mail-order bride
- HowTo:Make a That's What She Said joke
- UnNews:Malawi poofs jailed for being poofs
- Male Reproductive System: Attorney At Law
- UnNews:Man actually has a gun in his pocket, three dead
- UnNews:Man forced to watch Big Brother by wife says "well thats an hour of my life I won't be getting back" before turning over to watch Newsnight
- UnNews:Man fucks art exhibit, blames drug interaction
- UnNews:Manassas PD hungers for young cocks
- UnBooks:Master Baiter's Sportfishing and Tackle's Official Policy Regarding Workplace Harassment and Discriminatory Practices by the Employee Base for New Employees
- UnNews:Mayor García apologizes for gay sex at festival
- Mile High Club
- Mile-High Club
- UnNews:Miley Cyrus: "I wanna be a role model for youth"
- Dylan Moran
- Museum of Bad Sex
- UnNews:Paris Hilton is French Connection?
- Pegging (perfectly heterosexual practice)
- Penis Size Mathematics
- People Who Like to Fuck Naked
- UnNews:Philadelphia school being sued by students and parents after being caught spying with webcams
- UnNews:Playboy to publish inflatable centerfold
- Pocket pussy
- Post-masturbatory depression
- Premeditated sex
- UnNews:Priest charged in Craigslist sex sting
- Punji Stick
- UnNews:Purdue co-ed insists: Sluts don't cause earthquakes
- UnNews:Putin stops Straight Pride parade In Moscow
- Safe sex
- Secret STDs
- Sex appeal
- Sex change
- UnNews:Sex is dangerous for brain cell development
- UnNews:Sex pervert Maurice Sendak dies
- Sex scene
- Sexual harassment
- Sexual innuendo
- Sexual intercourse
- Sexual physics
- Sexual repression
- UnBooks:Sexually suggestive songs by Roberto Carlos
- Sexy guy
- User:Snarglefoop/Adam and Eve
- So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games?
- UnNews:Soccer fans shun art for hookers
- Spartacus:Gore and Nudity
- HowTo:Spot a Virgin