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I WANT YOU...to come into my country illegally, en masse. Go ahead, take our jobs instead of us shipping them to you, and NEVER become Americans. Your kind shall overcrowd our land and overwhelm our public social services paid by our taxpaying legal citizens. We need MAS immigrantes. VIVA LA RAZA, ASI. !VIVA MEXICO! ARRIBA!
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Pages in category "United States"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 298 total.
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Media in category "United States"
The following 9 files are in this category, out of 9 total.
Anthony dollar coin.jpg 172 × 172; 32 KB
ArizonaSign.png 1,044 × 746; 777 KB
Captain America.jpg 160 × 100; 5 KB
Carter-Arafat-Begin.jpg 474 × 311; 23 KB
Eisenhower dollar.jpg 250 × 249; 23 KB
Great Seal of the US.png 360 × 360; 29 KB
Map of USA with county outlines.jpg 774 × 504; 104 KB
Ralph Northam.jpg 208 × 253; 35 KB
Shelley Moore Capito.jpg 250 × 317; 16 KB
