Christopher Lloyd

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The notorious mad scientist, Christopher Lloyd, on the verge of eureka and overacting.

Christopher Allen Lloyd (born November 5, 1938) is an American (over)-actor and mad scientist. He is known for starring in such films and TV shows as One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Taxi, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Cyberchase, and perhaps most famously, Back to the Future, where he played Doc Brown. He is best known, however, as a mad scientist in the fields of time travel and bulletproof vests.

Early life[edit]

Born in Connecticut in realms unknown and times uncharted, Lloyd grew up in a laboratory, where all nerds enjoy their youth and indeed lives. It was here that Lloyd first picked up the labcoat and stated "I must devote my life to the scientific arts!"

Career[edit]

An artist's rendering of what Lloyd may look like in the distant future.

Lloyd began a troubled career in New York, full of jocks and Libyan terrorists who hated nerds and all things SCIENCE!. Lloyd aimed at changing this and spreading the power of the science conglomerate affectionally termed "Fusion Industries". Lloyd, who had always been interested in the concept of time, aimed to spread the word of "Fusion" by manufacturing DeLorean car-time machines, powered by Mr. Fusion and flux capacitors, in every major city around the world. Flux capacitors could be used in any timeframe around the world and would not spoil or turn into liquor. Mysteriously and unbeknownst to Lloyd, this was achieved, and today every major hardware store in the world is dominated by cheap imitation plastic flux capacitors. Lloyd was outraged at these plastic goods, as they took focus away from his scientific skills and broke very easily, and sued their makers, winning bigly through a sum of $389.1 million.

Marty McFly is attributed as being the first to question the utilitarian nature of Fusion Industries by posing the question "Can humans go back in time?" This question soon brought about widespread hostility towards Fusion and Lloyd became distressed as their sales dropped dramatically. This distress influenced Lloyd's next invention, the "BPV" (bulletproof vest). Lloyd had previously become angry at never being able to survive the assault of jocks and Libyans; BPVs changed all of this. With the coming of BPVs, households across America and indeed the entire world were able to send their kids back to school without fearing for their lives. Lloyd had finally been successful in spreading the word of "Fusion" and rested to fight another day.

Personal life[edit]

Lloyd is currently married to Lisa Loiacono, a real estate broker, and resides with her in California. They have one daughter, Cher Lloyd.

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