User:The Shinnian/Cracka

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
(Redirected from Cracka)
Jump to navigation Jump to search

The term cracka came from the Black Slave Conspiracy (BSC for short) for their masters from the cracking of the whip.

Origination of the BSC

The BSC was started by 3 slaves, a leprechaun, and Pikachu from a very long kitten huffing session. During the 1960's they created a subdivision called the N double A C P (not just the letters that was a later shortening) The BSC is currently in a conspiracy war with the Zionist Conspiracy, Cherokee Nation, the Man on the moon, and Mr. Smith. Some (all) sources say that the extreme amount of current conspiracy wars the BSC is in is because of racism. From them not too them.

How a Whip Cracks

In reality a whip doesn't crack its only the true deity the Flying Spaghetti Monster (RAmen) allowing the spaghetti-like whip to make a god-like sound.