Uncyclopedia:DYK submissions

This is where you can submit Did You Know entries. Add your submission(s) below, and if the admins decide it's worthwhile, it will be added to the main page template. You can sign your submissions if you want but signatures will not appear on the main page.

Q: Why is DYK locked?
A: Because when it was freely editable, the admins felt it was too funny and dangerous to the website's reputation.

Q: I thought this website hated lists.
A: Yes, but it hates vandalism more, and this page might keep you busy.

Q: When will my submission appear?
A: "Soon come", as they say in Jamaica, unless it's really bad or a repeat of an existing entry. All the DYKs are thrown into a blender and picked by a hamster, supposedly at random. So no, your little gift will not always come up or appear immediately. Here's how to maximize your chances:

1. Write something original, not somebody else's meme or ancient Dad joke.
2. Search the current DYKs and make sure yours isn't a repeat. No, "...that 75.8% of statistics are made up" won't cut it, sorry. You can press Ctrl+F to search some keywords. In other words, DO SOMETHING ORIGINAL.
3. Link to good pages in your DYK.

Submissions

• ...that Hitler lives in the core of the Earth?
• ...that any history book is older than Minecraft?
• ...that a la carte is the islamic version of Mario Kart?
• ...That you weren't supposed to see this?
• ... that lightning strikes the earth forty-four times every second?
  • ... and that you don't notice it only because 98% of it is trapped into glass jars to be used in Indian soap opera?
• ...that you can't teach an old dog new tricks but you can shoot it?
  • ...that whoever said that you can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink hasn't drowned enough horses?
    • ...that there's more than one way to skin a cat but there's only one way that is the most excruciating?
• ...that the "Do Not Disturb" feature on my iPhone is faulty as it only appears to silence people when they try and contact me via phone?
  • ...and I didn't notice any change at all on the effects of reading Apple's privacy policy?
• ...that I don't want diamonds hanging around my woman because even when people tell me that diamonds are gay and that she and diamonds are just friends, I don't buy them?
  • ...that because my man doesn't buy me diamonds, I'm doing to have sex with his best friend Fido?
• ...that if you make a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day, but if you set a man on fire you go to therapy?
• ...that diamonds are only lonely girls’ best friends.
• ... that cats have twelve lives but can only count to nine
• ...that in Japan there is Noh business like show business.
• ... that according to Elton John, “Sorry” only seems to be the hardest word even though “floccinaucinihilipilification” is in the dictionary
• ... that, despite Elton John’s claim, Saturday night’s all right for fighting is not a valid defence in court.
• ... that even your dog thinks you’re an arse.
• ... that the Welsh alphabet has 29 letters but that sixteen of them are Ll.
• ... that the best and quickest way to ruin a beloved franchise, is to let Disney purchase it.
• ... that if you look into the sky, it says gullible?
• ... that you just lost The Game?
• ...that since Neptune's winds are faster than the speed of sound, you can barely hear anything when you are in the planet?
• ...that Donald Trump replied his race was "Orange" during his booking?
• ...that only whippets can write for whippetpedia?