Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/December 20

December 20: Oh yeah?! You Goin' Down! Day (New Jersey), Blueberry Harvest Season officially ends (pictured, you missed it)

• 4,000,000 BCE - Trash talking is invented by caveman. First insult is "samallhuuuuell1!!" (I'm a kick the shit out of yo potatoes!!)
• 1727 - Isaac Newton, his mind addled by the chemicals he works with, invents splunge and splunge theory. Rediscovered centuries later, scientists determine that the theory is indeed valid, but only if we lived on a bizarro world.
• 1800 - Evidence comes to light that The Battle of Gillygillyossenfefferkatzenellenbogen-by-the-sea actually took place just outside Gillygillyossenfefferkatzenellenbogen-by-the-sea.
• 1803 - Napoleon annexes St. Louisiana, taking it over from the America. He defends it by making a pact with the unpredictable Llama Jesus, now proven to be very much alive and roaming the swamps around Florida.
• 1860 - South Carolina secedes from the United States, marking the official end of the Blueberry Harvest Festival. It also coincidentally leads to the American Civil War.
• 1931 - Terrell Owens, Godzilla, Crazy Frog, Vanilla Ice, Millard Fillmore, and Vin Diesel form The Legion of Doom, and celebrate by stealing a bike.
• 1973 - Frazier goes down!; he goes down to the corner to order a pizza and a couple of beers.
• 1977 - Kitten huffing is deemed a breach of human rights. Coatimundi huffing becomes the new thing.
• 1982 - American-Welsh War of 1982 begins in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch.