Eric Frederick "Brains" Trump (born January 6, 1984) is an American businessman, philanthropist, and former reality television personality. He is the third manchild and second son of 45th U.S. President Donald Trump and his
First Lady first wife Ivana Trump. Eric's siblings include Don Jr., Ivanka, Tiffany and Barron.
Early life and career
Eric's parents split when his father ran after model Marla Maples. Nicknamed the ironic moniker "Brains", Eric Trump left school to work in the Trump Organized Graft Corporation. His duties were to raise money from Russians and Germans to finance his father's business. Remarkably, he was very successful at doing this. Those Russkies and Sausage-Eaters were so obliging.
Where to start... lies, cheats, shoots. Tries to act as the family idiot when in truth...he is. Doesn't know Stormy Daniels (so he says).
Starting a riot
Yes, you were there Eric on January 6, 2021. You were handing out compasses to Donald's supporters so that they could find the Capitol.