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Summary

The Canadian Football League is an easy target for Americans to ridicule ... primarily because their imperialistic mentality gives them the delusion that anything THEY do is "better" than anything that anybody else could do. It's rather pathetic (and creepy), actually.

You know, it's funny - it isn't my experience that Canadians generally have no sense of satire and are prone to take light-hearted insult humor personally. I mean, Norm MacDonald is Canadian. What happened to you up there? All that free healthcare and you still have that debilitating inferiority complex? Did you cry when Robin Williams sang "Blame Canada"? You know what, though? Terrific National Anthem. Rousing, eminently singable, and wide-ranging in scope (unlike our pitiful excuse for a song). --Globaltourniquet - (was TPLN) 22:17, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

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