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It's said that His Noodly Goodness did not create us in his image.

Then why does DNA look so much like strands of spaghetti? 10:55, September 7, 2009 (UTC)

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a little too accurate fer me. not really satire Axedmt 00:14, 27 April 2008 (UTC)


Wwfsmd 2.jpg

Fark'd.--Asshole McFuckface Anonymous. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Wonderful religion. I believe we should fight to get this accepted into public schools, along side with Intelligent Design! I wish to donate my time to this cause! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Future editing

Just to note, there's a LOT that needs to be revised, but I got VERY tired after making the OA. Please help fix tyops (Last MesSpeeling Intentional, I promise ^.^)--Flammable CUN 03:10, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)

"Farkers have clicked on the above link 11578 times
This page was last modified 00:25, 5 Aug 2005. This page has been accessed 581 times."

Somehow these numbers don't add up... --Rcmurphy CUN 05:15, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)

It's linked to the original site, which links here.--Flammable CUN 05:20, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)
No, it's linked directly to the Uncyclopedia page. I'm too tired to work it out, though. I'm out for the night. Keep the vandals at bay. --Rcmurphy CUN 05:29, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Awww. FUCK! So it is. I'm out too. I just had a heck of a time trying to revert reversions of reverted reversion versions--Flammable CUN 05:36, 5 Aug 2005 (UTC)


It's liek wrestling a crocodile with crocodiles for hands. You can't win--Flammable CUN 23:35, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)


A Psalm of David.

1: The Spaghetti is my Pasta, I shall not want (more than a second helping)

2: He maketh me lie down in noodles(eww), he leadeth me beside steamed mussels in marinara.

3: He restoreth my appetite: he leadeth me in the path of rolling meat balls for his name's sake!

4: Yea, though I walk through the isles of the Chinese Buffet, I will fear no salmonella: for the stir fried noodles are safe. Thy meatballs and noodles comfort me.

5: Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of the Neo Cons, thou anointest my head with olive oil and a little garlic, my glass of Chianti runneth over.

6: Surely cold hard cash and good sex will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in a condo on the beach forever. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

..Yeah, what he said

This article is a parody of a parody of the idea of intelligent design. According to my limited understanding of quantum dialectics, the parodics of an article is measured by the parity of the parodies. This article, being the parody of a parody, has a parodic parity of 0 and hence is factual content which is unsuitable for Uncyclopedia. --KP CUN 18:41, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

-1*-1=EVIL? I think it's fine as an extension of the parody put forth by Mr. Henderson. That was my intention, and so it remains. Mr. Henderson himself approves:

"Oh man, I FULLY support what you guys are doing. Please use anything off my site as you feel necessary. I would feel like too much of a tool to write my own entry, but I will definitely check up on it and add anything that seems necessary, if that would be ok.

By the way, your "Kitten Huffing" article is pure genius. You have no idea how proud I am to be offered a spot besides such amazing work."

--Flammable CUN 18:44, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Rescinded. The typo fix means it makes more sense.--Flammable CUN 03:15, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)


Where would a discussion of the followers of the Flying Spaghetti Monster go? I recently learned the devout are known as Pastafarians... The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

I would assume right here, unless you've got soemthing else in mind. Discuss away.--Flammable CUN 02:10, 21 Aug 2005 (UTC)


I want a chrome FSM icon for my car. --Hessef 11:05, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Ask and ye shall receive. Of course, your car better be digital (ha). Splaka 12:04, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Chrome fsm.gif

Thank you very much. Alas, I lack a digital car. Do you know of any digital car dealers? -Hessef 18:01, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Digital cars are very environmentally unfriendly. I myself let my fingers do the walking (through the Yellow Pages). --KP CUN 18:13, 23 Aug 2005 (UTC)

i recomend printing it off and taking it to a foundary so you can tell them to forge it. while your there can you get them to make me a pendant? Smokey Joe 12:30, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

Metaphysics Question

Could Flying Spaghetti Monster create a plate of pasta so large that Cthulhu couldn't eat it all? --Monthenor 17:30, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

That's a trick question. Cthulhu has a wheat allergy, and is therefore incapable ingesting pasta.--Flammable CUN 17:47, 24 Aug 2005 (UTC)

Holy Scribe of the CotFSM

May He Who Flies and Is Durum Semolina and a Monster bless and keep you, His Creatures. I come as an ambassador from the Venganza Forums which are linked to the Holy Prophet Bobby Henderson's Open Letter to the Kansas Board of Education. The Venganza Forums are considered by Our Prophet to be the current and Official Worldly Manifestion of the gathered knowledge of Our Great Googly-Eyed and Sauced One.

Thusly, I invite all who seek to further their enlightenment of His Noodly Wisdom to visit the Venganza Forums. May you be not merely Touched. May you be Embraced and Caressed Lovingly. I suggest you wear stain-resistant clothing, as tomato sauce can be particularly tricky to remove.

Signed, Solipsy, The Holy Scribe of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (seriously and for real; check the Venganza Forums) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Solipsy (talk • contribs)

FYI for FSM believers

Those of you who believed in the Flying Spaghetti Monster may be interested to know that I just ate your god. Terribly sorry, I thought it was just Italian food. --Nerd42 00:27, 4 Dec 2005 (UTC)

  • Obviously it was HIS will to be eaten then. In this and in all things Noodly may HIS will be done. Ramen --Anon80 08:25, 7 January 2006 (UTC)

Lets make this official!

Next time the census comes around in our countries, everyone put their religion down as Flying Spaghetti Monsterism and we'll make it an official religion of the world! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)


Wait . . . what? How is this a parody, Flammable? It seems to take the idea pretty seriously. I'd think a parody of FSMism would look at the worst traits of the religion and mock them, but instead, it treats it like a real religion. See, I was expecting something altogether much, much lamer than this — you know, the sort of thing where it's like "Look at us! We actually made something up that isn't real! Take that, you American evango-fascists! Ha ha ha!" But this . . . this honesty restored my faith in what Uncyclopedia can do as a whole, at least when it comes to a high-profile article. Getting back on topic . . . how is this a parody? (Please, only serious or semi-serious answers — don't tell me about how I'll by smited by a noodle or something, that's just not funny for it's own sake anymore.) Lenoxus 06:19, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

How can you parody a parody? -- 04:37, 30 July 2006 (UTC)
Yeah, excellent point, number-person. I'll have to munch on that one for another year...--Lenoxus

Pastafari vs. Pastafarianism

this should be changed to Pastafari in all correct terms, the rasta religion is Rastafari not Rastafrianism. It's like calling Islam Islamism. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

The parody is that this article was sporked to Wikipedia-> Wikipedia:Talk:Flying_Spaghetti_Monster/Archive_01#The_One_True_Monster --Splaka 06:28, 8 March 2006 (UTC)

Unicorn protection

I'd like to make an fun addition questionning which kind of meat is part of the monster, and theorizing it's invisible pink unicorn meat; and that the pasta is a result of superstring theory added to water and boiled for 15 minutes. Unfortunately the page is locked *CRINGE* The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

It is only semi protected. Create an account and do some other constructive edits until the system autoconfirms you (few days I think), and then go for it. --Splaka 03:20, 28 April 2006 (UTC)

Why can't I edit this, I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY. If you want to track me down and find my IP adress, ill just login. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs) See I logged in. KjtheDj 21:33, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Ninjaists could maybe use an explantion

The Ninjaist seem kind of thrown out there. I know they probably originate from the Pirates v Ninjas phenomenom, but they don't have an apparent reason for believing the FSM favors Ninjas, so I threw one together. Maybe someone funny can edit it a little and put it on the page.

The ninjaist suggest an error in translation from ancient tomes. Studies by leading etymologists have pointed to a mistranslation of the word "erökni" (loosely Ninja) as "erōkni" (loosely Pirate). The base of erokni means Swashbuckler, and the accents signify the nature of the word. The macron and diaeresis signify Sea and Night, respectively. Piratian scholars argue that connection between Swashbuckler of the Night and Ninja is flimsy at best, and cite several more fitting translations for Ninja. Nevertheless, the Ninjaist have held firm to their belief that Ninjas are the FSM's favored people.

Oh, and I put together this picture when I thought I could make a joke based of a faulty Rosetta stone translation, but I couldn't think of anything plausible involving hieroglyph mistranslations. I dunno, accent marks are usually responsible for mistranslations.

--Spine 01:32, 18 June 2006 (UTC)


Can somebody please add the interwiki link to de:Fliegendes Spaghettimonster? Thanks. -- 08:09, 21 July 2006 (UTC)

This Article Needs A Rewrite!

And I just happen to be an expert on the subject... Zena Dhark…·°º•ø®@» 23:08, 13 September 2006 (UTC)

i hope you all realise that there is a Flying Spaghetti Monster wiki at and that could really do with some improving. Smokey Joe 12:33, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Dear Fellow Pastafarians,

I am Raguilar, or Duke, from I am a veteran Pastafarian from the Flying Spaghetti Monster official forum, ( Firstly, I like your site and what you've got going here. Second, seeing as that I hold a wealth of knowledge on the topic, I might be able to lend a hand, seeing as that the page seems to be in a state of disrepair/dispair. I noticed that the page is locked from editing, and that's understandable. I'm familiar with the way Uncyclopedia works and the editing process, etc. Furthermore, I am willing and able to re-write, check, edit, or add to the article.

So, I'm here if you need me.

Raguilar/Duke The preceding unsigned comment was added by Raguilar (talk • contribs)

WWFSMD what would fsm do? wrong

shouldnt it be "What would a Pirate do?" I think that makes more sense The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

  • I do not think so, for Pirates happen to be drunk most of the time {{unsigned|}
  • what about "what would Mosey do?" Smokey Joe 12:35, October 22, 2010 (UTC)

FSM Sucks

Flying Spaghetti Monster sucks! The NBC Peacock logo kicks ass! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

It's a fake religion! Viacom probably owns the FSM! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

LOL look man pastafarianism is a parody's a religion that's making fun of other's okay, unless you are personally so uncomfortable and easily able to be up-rootted from your own religion... FSM/pastafarianism rocks, its a great idea! ~your forgotten peace The preceding unsigned comment was added by Forgottenpeace (talk • contribs)

Request: add important historical quote

Digging through the pages of the Oxford English Dictionary, I came across this important 16th-century section of poetry criticizing the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Unfortunately, the article is protected, so I'll have to put it here for now:

"Eat we and drink we lustily;
to-morrowe we shall die:
which all the epicures protest openly,
and the pastafarii."
Myles Coverdale, The hope of the faythful, 1568

Thanks! --Unbrian0918 18:22, 16 May 2007 (UTC)

I wonder..

What would be the end result of a battle between Chuck Norris and the FSM? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ghhyrd (talk • contribs)

  • Simple, Chuck Norris is unbeatable, and the FSM eternally indestructable. The only possible outcome is that both would indirectly cause a rip in the fabric of time, thus inhaling the entirety of existance and swallowing reality as we know it in one gulp. All would cease to exist. Luckily those two are distantly related and at the moment considered uneasily indifferent to one another. Does that answer your question? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

Captain Obvious

This FSM article most definitely needs a captain obvious quote. I was thinking something along the lines of "The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a monster made of spaghetti that can fly." The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alexduric (talk • contribs)


This article went through a lot of changes since i stumbled on it less than 2 months ago. Am i the only one that feels it's too close to the real thing? pastafarians, for example, is the actual terminology, how about linguine-farians or anything satirical of the actual thing? maybe add something about how religions branch off and include those that follow the meaty side of FSM, the meatball-worshipers, more commonly known as butt-pirates etc(whatever). could use more substance and less writing, maybe. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Axedmt (talk • contribs)


click this to have a look

Should we copy it to here?--SunnyChow 14:27, 31 August 2007 (UTC)


hw do i convert to FSM The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

last supper

could it be they ate spaghetti at the last supper? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

have you noticed all the signs around you? the FSM is in everything, look around...can you see it yet? look closer?...see! there it is!

Hey, i have a request

If you could please make SOME mention to the Naked Mole Rat in the article I'd be much obliged. I've been writing an article about it and it'd be great if you could put a link to it here. By the way, chech out my article before you link plz, just so ya know why it's relevant =) The preceding unsigned comment was added by Puglin (talk • contribs)

The cake

Where's the cake?

There is no cake, and no spoon to eat it with. The cake is a lie.--Jatopian 02:28, 18 January 2008 (UTC)


Ha! I have proof of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Now, if you'll excuse me, I must report myself to the irony police... « Arotenbe « aka arotenbe, AaronR, etc. « Now what did I do? « 05:35, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

should be added

in the other lang. place: . thanks.

Please add this as well: Ramen.