Forum:Death to Chuck?
OK, so I was just having a little chat with a friend of mine. He has been reading this here Uncyclopedia thing, and like many of us has noticed that we have rather a lot of references to certain individuals which perhaps appear a little too frequently.
OK, he's talking about Chuck Norris here.
Using a bot it would be possible to relatively quickly swap a load of references to Chuck for some different names. I would be watching each edit to check for obvious places where it should actually be Chuck's name, and will leave those. But many are random as hell and could be anyone's name. It's those I intend to change. Also, obviously if anyone cares about a particular page they can always revert the bots edit if they want to.
So why am I telling everyone this? Just to see if anyone has objections to me doing this. If you don't I'm asking for suggestions for names to replace. I just swapped 20 or so to Noel Coward, but maybe it might be best to spread the love around a bit... It's easy to change the name I am swapping as I go, so I need suggestions. The names below were suggestions made on IRC... OK, I made the Leonard Cohen one. MrN Fork you!
Who to replace Chuck with suggestions
- Noel Coward
- Leonard Cohen
- Billy Mays
- Bob Saget
- Bruce Lee
- Jason Statham
- Jean Claude Van Damme
- Steven Segal
- Friedrich Nietzsche
- Karl Marx
- Cowboy Curtis
- Dan Aykroyd
- Winston Churchill
- Ulysses S. Grant
- Clint Eastwood
- Muhammad Ali
- Miley Cyrus
- Charles Bukowski
- Solid Snake
- R. Lee Ermey
- Franz Kafka
- Lord Sauron
- Sergei Rachmaninoff
- Tiny Penis
- William Howard Taft
- Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter
- Frank Zappa
- Ian Anderson
- User:Dexter111344
- any biographies you can find on UN:BEST which I will not look for because I am extraordinarily lazy
from 2009
- Akira Kurosawa
- Al Gore
- Alfred Hitchcock
- Billy Graham
- Billy Mays
- Claude Debussy
- Colin Powell
- David Lynch
- Dwight D. Eisenhower
- Humphrey Bogart
- Ingmar Bergman
- Jim Jarmusch
- Joe Namath
- Joseph Conrad
- Karl Lagerfeld
- Pat Garrett
- Robert Shaw
- Sergio Leone
- Sherlock Holmes --Mn-z 03:48, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
- Nice. Humphrey Bogart is getting all the love at the moment, but I'm spreading it around. Maybe Sherlock Holmes next... MrN Fork you! 03:56, Aug 17
from 2008
- Al Capone
- Andy Rooney
- Charles Lindbergh
- Edward the Gibbon
- Ferdinand von Zeppelin
- Harry S. Truman
- Horatio Hornblower
- Isaac Newton
- Jerry Falwell
- Michael Bay
- Rafael Nadal
- Robert Mugabe
- Robin Hood
- Thomas Aquinas
- Thomas Hardy
- Tony Visconti
- William Gladstone --Mn-z 04:03, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
from 2007
The following were also featured in '07, however, I believe they using them would defeat your purpose.
- Adolf Hitler
- Chuck Norris
- Francis Winkler
- George W. Bush
- Oscar Wilde --Mn-z 04:11, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
and Finally, 2006 (the 2005 features tend to be weak at best, and VFD by current standards in some instances)
- Napoleon Bonaparte
- Patrick Henry
- Richard M. Stallman
- Vladimir Nabokov --Mn-z 04:20, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
Please add insults here
Eat my ass. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:31, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
Fuck you all!
21:33, 16 August 2009 (UTC)Instead of replacing Chuck with something else that will age poorly, why not just remove him from pages where dropping his name doesn't follow the narrative thread...and replace him with nothing? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:01, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
- Agreed. Removing a whole chunk of Chuck? I was going for something like that. With one of these bottymebob things you can edit or just leave the auto-replaced bit as is. It's a lot quicker to do find and replace, but if there are easy places to remove a whole chunk of Chuck without chucking up over the article it can be easily chucked. MrN Fork you! 22:26, Aug 16
- Didn't we already do this like 2 years ago? Somebody google the village dump and find out. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 23:19, 16 Aug 2009
- I googled it. I googled it, hard. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 23:27, 16 August 2009 (UTC)
- Here's what I see as the problem: pages where there are a few references and he is referred to as either "chuck" or "norris," which will cause continuity problems. Plus, having Noel Coward roundhouse kicking people makes even less sense (though is definitely less cliched) than having chuck do it. What I would do is type "chuck norris" into the search box, and start de-chucking. Not as easy, but not as much risk of something getting messed up. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:59, Aug 17
- So, let me get this straight. You want to do something the hard way, in a manner that won't mess things up? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:05, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
- Solution: replace "roundhouse kick" with "begin a civil rights revolution." To cover all the bases, replace the past-tense "roundhouse kicked" with "flummoxed by a vast amount of literary criticism" and "roundhouse kicks" with "bombs Baghdad Outkast-style." -- 04:17, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
On a more serious note, it appears that Sergei Rachmaninoff, with 6,427 links is actually linked more than Mr. Norris, with a mere 4,037 links. Rachmaninoff is the 2nd most linked to biography in mainspace, behind only Oscar Wilde. (If your wondering, its caused the sig of a certain murderous amphibian). --Mn-z 02:40, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
umm
why are you guys talking about some homophobic republican. doesnt sound very important to me. —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 04:16, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
- We are all part of the homosexual agenda -- 04:20, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
- He's not homophobic. On his off hours, he's really, really gay. Look at that moustache. In other words, when he's off the clock, he loves the cock. That's also the bumpersticker on his truck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:22, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
- On a related note, we are removing the Wildecruft at VFD. Since Wilde was a flaming homosexual, it balances out politically. --Mn-z 04:29, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
- it all makes snse now thnks --rbd 04:31, 17 August 2009 (UTC)