Forum:I have a confession.

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Hi, guys. I figure it's time I finally told you something. I am a parodist. Congratulations to those of you who guessed it; it sure took you long enough. My whole time at Uncyclopedia, I've actually been parodying all of you and your mission. But alas, all good things must come to an end. I expect my ban to be forthcoming, but I have no regrets. It's been fun. I almost came to like some of you here. Almost enough to stop me from coming out and shocking you like this. But then I realized, if I let you keep going on like this without trying to open your eyes, I'd be an enabler. So I hope you think about what this means, that a parodist could come here and accomplish so much without anyone noticing. I hope you're able to realize how silly all this really is. Especially the younger editors. You have such a bright future. Don't waste it here.

Sincerely,

--Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:10, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

PS. Before I'm banned, I would like one last moment of solidarity with you. Does anyone have any other confessions they'd like to share? Anything sexy? --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 18:10, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Well I'm gay. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 18:19 7 May 2009

WHAT?--CrabPope 18:30, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I really hate this situation and can't really look at the world the same way again. ---kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 18:47, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I must confess I have no idea what you're going on about. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:16, 7 May

I wish I got that kind of reaction from my parents! No instead they cried. absolutly no drama at all. ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 19:31 7 May 2009

a parodist of a parody site? are you trying to rip a hole in the universe or something, mister? also: we have a mission? SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 20:15, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

I knew it all along! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:17, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

What???--- player2- 09:30, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

You're a pair o' wat?

I still don't understand. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:28, 7 May

Something about him really being a pirate. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:33, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Oh, a piratist! Got it. The typo made it confusing. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:47, 7 May

A pie rapist? Well, if that's a crime, I suppose I have my own confession to make. --T. (talk) 21:59, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

That ain't rape, that tart wanted it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:12, 8 May

/me throws pie in garbage Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:23, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

MmMmMmMm Pie --- player2- 09:12, 14 May 2009 (UTC)

And this means?

what exactly? --Mnb'z 14:25, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

It means...

...that I, for one, am sorely disappointed with Syndrome. I thought he was an upright Uncyclopedian, with an uncyclopedic mission like the rest of us, and now he has to make this confession. It all becomes clear all of a sudden. He has been making fun of us. Right? That's what it means, doesn't it? And we all have bought it, haven't we? Right. I feel so raped. Like I always feel. But on top of that, I feel more raped - and the rapist just laughs at us. Great. I just hope he doesn't have time to laugh at all of us separately - the pain would be easier to bear if we were a bunch of suckers instead of individual suckers. Tits! I hate being duped. My wife just farted in the telephone, on top of all this. -- Style  Guide 15:21, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Sounds like a classy broad. Does she have a sister? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:56, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Carry on, my wayward Syndrome, carry on...

I always knew that illegal fur trapping was your true calling and I don't think anyone will blame you for your career decision when they see those destitute Nigerian children dressed snug warm in their fuzzy mink coats. The Lord is with you. Btw is anyone gonna unban me from IRC already? Nigga wut? --S0.S0S.0S.0S0 15:40, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Waitasec

This is a parody encyclopedia? Oh, man. I thought this was an encyclopedia about unicycles. Boy did I call that one wrong. Now I just don't know what to think. I need a hug. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 16:57, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

I'll hug you just for not being a sucker any more. But it's not a gay hug! I'm perfectly straight! I really am! -- Style  Guide 17:06, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

Let me give you a big non-gay hug also. From behind, but not gay. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:14, 8 May The reach around might be a little gay...

Can I have one of those, Opty? ~Orian57~ ~Talk~ 17:21 8 May 2009

Sure, but first you'll have to prove you're a parrotist as well. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:41, 8 May

LET'S STONE HIM!

Syndrome, congratulations! You will be sentenced to death by being stoned and commiting seppuku as a result of the drugs in Mindanao by the Moros, under supervision of The Department of Justice of The Kingdom of The Philippines. Are you prepared to take drugs? |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 01:24, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Come on - then he will fail the blood sample test where he has to urinate in the test tube. He might lose his job. -- Style  Guide 17:53, 10 May 2009 (UTC)

Perhaps seppuku is a better idea. Then you will have to commit suicide. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill | 00:33, 11 May 2009 (UTC)