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I'm planning to write an UnBook, but I need a really catchy title. It doesn't matter what the book's going to be about, but I want the title to be something that's going to make people sit up and think: "Wow, this is going to be the next... famous and universally popular book which everybody who reads the title of must read! What's for dinner? Damn that clock ticks loudly."

The winner will get a prize, which could be anything up to the value of £10000. Kelpan

• Khrushchev visits the farm
• Really Catchy Title: The Story of the Story of Getting This Rediculously Long Title
• Kennedy Versus the Martians
• The Canterbury District Tales ~

  Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

  20:29, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Some more options:

I am an apron.

Wait, that's not my belly button.

Sweety, not on mommy's new couch.

Star Wars Episode VII: The One Where You Find Out Jar-Jar is Anakin's Father.

Happy Rotter and the Brains of Insanity.

MY NIPPLES ARE MELTING!!!!!

Chapter II

Sorry, I can't think of any more good ones, just crap from here on out.--<<>> 22:54, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

"UnBooks: I'm Gay."   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 00:51, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Wow tompkins... did you tell your mum this? -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:37, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Waiting for the book to be published...   t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 05:29, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Options I created:

• Diary of an Honest Man... with a Syphilitic Infection of the Brain
• The Incoherent Chronicles
• There's A Cactus in my Bum
• Just Another Book That Takes Up Space On Your Shelf

I could think of more, but right now, there's a cactus in my bum and I have a syphilitic infection of the brain. --General Insineratehymn 01:12, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Pulled out of my hat:

• The Tunafish Manifesto
• Stonehenge's Lament
• A Study, Concerning the Life of Pastry
• The Bible: Teacher's Edition

Try making anagrams if you don't like 'em. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 01:31, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

• The Erotic Adventures of George Burns Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 01:33, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Ten thousand years -- di Mario 18:59, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...

• Viagara Falls
• UnBooks: The Laconic Diary of a Spartan
• UnBooks: Tricycle Diaries: Early Thoughts of Che Guevara (genius --Asahatter (annoy) 09:32, 13 May 2007 (UTC))

-- herr doktor needsAcharge  [scream!] 19:15, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Zork Implementor L

• UnBooks:Zork Instruction Manual
• UnBooks:Wheel Instruction Manual (after the invention of the wheel, at least 100 million years ago.)
• UnBooks:Pull Here (to make the bookcase swing open revealing a secret passage)

--L 03:44, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

• A Jovian Conversation
• I Get to Be Jesus Next
• Paris in Paris: A Trojan in the City of Love
• Discourse on Philosophy
• Famous Thomases
• Memoirs of a Caveman
• Paradise Misplaced

—rc (t) 15:26, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

• Melancholy Malady Melody
• Title Irritating Is?
• Confessions of Denial
• Attack of a Tack
• HowTo:Talk
• Incandescent Liver
• Umbilical Cords Uncut
• Unfunny Autopsies - No Pun in Ten Dead
• Clock Edge - The Rise and Fall of the Digital Signal

-- Mitch 16:14, 14 May 2007 (UTC)