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It's been QUITE a while since the last slut list, and as such it is only fair that we once again compile a list rewarding the trailer trash of Uncyclopedia, those people who just can't help but plaster their name (and a handy link to their userpage, mind you) on anything and everything that they see. This....is a slut list.

Don't forget to use protection.

Caveats and Miscellanea

The list was constructed from the first 1000 most linked pages. Of these, the top 51 were listed (note that the last person on the list is Chronarion, which is the reason for the odd number). All user pages and the directly related talk pages were taken into consideration for this list. Occasionally, the anomaly occurred where one's user talk page had more links than the actual userpage. In these situations, the higher number was recorded, and the entrant marked with: (t)

This STD has been canonized by the Pope for its      blessed fight against the use of evil condoms.

Bold entries denote admins.

Being listed as Benson invalidates your legitimacy.

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1. Mhaille‎ (9785 links)
2. Benson‎ (9383 links)
3. Insineratehymn‎ (3968 links)
4. Tom mayfair‎ (3917 links)
5. Zombiebaron‎ (3590 links)
6. Thekillerfroggy‎ (3586 links)
7. Mordillo‎ (2463 links)
8. Modusoperandi‎ (2369 links)
9. Todd Lyons‎ (2333 links)
10. Codeine‎ (2262 links)
11. Starnestommy‎ (2151 links)
12. Braydie‎ (2151 links)
13. Tompkins‎ (1648 links)
14. TheLedBalloon‎ (1587 links)
15. Famine‎ (1515 links)
16. Olipro‎ (1475 links)
17. Hinoa‎ (1470 links)
18. Cs1987‎ (1401 links)
19. Dr. Skullthumper‎ (1400 links)
20. Rcmurphy‎ (1264 links)
21. Electrified mocha chinchilla‎ (1224 links)
22. Ljlego‎ (1143 links)
23. Savethemooses‎ (1065 links)
24. Strange but untrue‎ (1052 links)
25. Hindleyite‎ (1036 links)
26. Bradaphraser‎ (1027 links)(t)
27. Nintendorulez‎ (883 links)
28. Splaka‎ (863 links)
29. Zim ulator‎ (856 links)
30. Under user‎ (825 links)
31. One-eyed Jack‎ (790 links)
32. The Thinker‎ (756 links)
33. MoneySign‎ (736 links)
34. Cajek‎ (735 links)
35. Crazyswordsman‎ (704 links)
36. Cainad‎ (701 links)
37. Bonner‎ (699 links)
38. Rataube‎ (695 links)
39. THEDUDEMAN‎ (666 links)
40. Kip the Dip‎ (659 links)
41. Ghelae‎ (653 links)
42. Sannse‎ (643 links)
43. Jocke Pirat‎ (642 links)
44. HerrDoktor‎ (635 links)
45. Tooltroll‎ (624 links)
46. Manforman‎ (607 links)
47. Hrodulf‎ (607 links)
48. THE‎ (597 links)
49. Uncyclopedian‎ (588 links)
50. RAHB‎ (587 links)
51. Chronarion‎ (583 links)

Five dolla, please...

I've gotten this more or less down to a science, so expect more frequent lists of this sort now.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:49, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Famine's linked in Kip the Dip's sig, for starters... Also, 1400 links? That's sad. Very sad. I need a life. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:53 Jan 13, 2008

Frickin' loser....oh, wait...Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:58, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

I KNEW IT! I knew THEDUDEMAN was the spawn of SATAN!! -RAHB 22:03, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

meh. I am not satan--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:28, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Also, I do belive this dictates a new sig of the moment. --SATAN THEDUDEMAN SELL YOUR SOUL RECENT SOULS CUN 03:19, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Y'know, that looks strangely familiar... – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 03:21 Jan 14, 2008

You look strangly familiar, and by that i mean i'm too lazy to try and recogniize who you are.--SATAN THEDUDEMAN SELL YOUR SOUL RECENT SOULS CUN 03:44, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Also, IM ON THE LIST! :) --General And Min. THEDUDEMAN14:27, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

I am winnerz. Also, I think Benson is on his way to usurping Mhaille. It's gonna be close. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:14, Jan 13

Son of a bitch! Four short of a Zombie usurping >:| -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:16, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Make that three short! Ha ha! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:16, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Is it always going to be roughly the top 50? Because I was really close last time (or maybe the time before that) but now I'm not even close, because we have less users in the list, even though I have way more links. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M STILL NOT ON HERE! I'M THE OLDEST PERSON COMMENTING IN THIS SECTION!!! NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 03:08, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

wTF? I bet I could put my name on EVERYTHING!!!!!

not really --DJ Irreverent 07:38, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

What if?

I were to separately link every letter in my username to my userpage? Would that generate extra links so I could grace this prestigious list? -- lavish Ape (stink) (Riot Porn) 22:39, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

No.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:40, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Damn. I'll just have to fill this place with inane nonsense instead. -- lavish Ape (stink) (Riot Porn) 22:46, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

I resent that. Also, Garble gleeble *click* tick-tock. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 23:04, Jan 13

Oh no, I'm going down on the list

• Gosh I'm clever. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:21, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Oh my, and I am completely gone from the list, I have to get back in the game. -- Kaizer the Bjorn takkun (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 05:38, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
  • Oh no, I've reason seven (7!!!) places since last time, I'm a mega whore! ~ Mordillo where is my SUCK MY COCK? 08:19, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Any fool can spam their signature

The stats that matter are here. Good work welcoming all those vandals, kids. :/ -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 11:44, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Uh, not just spamming welcoming - for instance, I leapfrogged to my heady height by: reviewing, voting, welcoming and spamming! I'd like to think at least some of that was useful, even though next to none of it was in article space. Mind you, I am any fool! ;-) --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:46, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Wrong! The stats that matter are here! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:14, Jan 14

Damn you Led! I got fooled! ~ Mordillo where is my SUCK MY COCK? 13:15, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

So I get on my knees and pray...*bah bah* We don't get fooled again! - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 13:28, Jan 14

Who? *gets lynched by angry mob* -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 13:33, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Yes, but those stats are listed by Main Space edits. There are some users on the list who have, say, only 2558 Main Space edits, but who have 8501 Other Space edits. Basically, the only real way to rank people is knife fights. And the Ph scale. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:53, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Question. Are the links counted by one link per page, or could more than one link per page equal more links? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 13:59, Jan. 14, 2008

Like this would be two links for me. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 13:59, Jan. 14, 2008

Now three. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 13:59, Jan. 14, 2008

Now four. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 13:59, Jan. 14, 2008

Only one per page. Bans, however, increase exponentially with page spamming. So that's $10^{4}$ years already. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 14:15, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

HAHA what the fuck?

How did I manage to get on there? :P (Bonner) (Talk) Jan 14, 17:57

I'm proud to say that I still remain safe from the pit of sluttiness. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:33, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

WHAT THE FUCKSICLES?!

I'M STILL NOT ON THE SLUT LIST?! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 03:20, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

lol noob ^_^--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 03:24, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I could add you in my sig. It got Manforman on there. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 03:25, Jan. 15, 2008

Sure. ^_^ *Gives Kip $10,000* Also, TheDudeMan, your sig is messed up. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 03:27, 15 January 2008 (UTC)

I noticed, Theres an error in one of the 5 codes it's loading, some of the sigs work, and one or two don't. I'm working on it. Anyone who wants to can take a look Here--General And Min. THEDUDEMAN 23:41, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

FUCKSICLES