Game talk:Zork3

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Attention: I've changed the subtitle so that it matches the actual Zork 3's subtitle, "The Dungeon Master". "Zorktrix" just isn't that hot a word. 220.237.67.125 12:29, 26 March 2006 (UTC)

Dude, um, I'm kind of against having moved the page to "Zorktrix Reloaded" ... I think it makes a whole lot more sense and would be so much simpler to have pages named "Zork1" "Zork2" and "Zork3" --Nerd42 21:48, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

And I forgot to mention that the name "Zorktrix Reloaded" was my idea. :) --Nerd42 21:49, 5 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Pages that Need Extreme Funnying Up[edit]

Game:Zork3/blfls
Game:Zork3/beatup
Game:Zork3/town
Game:Zork3/askname
Game:Zork3/activus/eurg
Game:Zork3/gruenest/pright
Game:Zork3/grue2.0/grue2.0
Game:Zork3/3mno
Game:Zork3/3myes
Game:Zork3/youdead

What the fuck?[edit]

Who decided to censor all instances of the word grue and eurg? --User:Nintendorulez 22:34, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, I see. Someone decided to replace my Grue 2.0 jokes with some dumb corporate buyout thingy. I say the original stuff was funnier. --User:Nintendorulez 22:37, 16 December 2006 (UTC)
I agree. That "corporate buyout" thing has run its course. DUMP IT. Jamehec 00:07, 20 December 2006 (UTC)
I've got an idea: keep the corporate buyout idea, but instead of censoring Grues, replace them with Bonzi Buddy. In fact, I'm gonna do that right now. - NES Boy 08:32, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
It's still dumb. Go with Grue 2.0 --User:Nintendorulez 20:55, 21 December 2006 (UTC)
I've just started work on replacing every instance of Bonzi Buddy back to the good old grue. --Guardian 21:24, 19 January 2007 (EST)

This needs work...=[edit]

We really need to finish the main storyline, that is, the one involving Oprah and the eurgs and all. Sparkiplasma 22:59, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

I made this kinda quest-thing.[edit]

This battle really needs improving. From this link to the end of the battle. It's pretty crappy.

Game:Zork3/to127byyou

Thanks. --Anotherpongo 17:37, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Hellooooo?[edit]

Does anybody edit this any more?

Character Selection And Character Customization[edit]

I'm Planning To Make a Char. Selection, Which Is Unlocked By Beating The Game Once. The Character Editing, Beat The Game With The Character You Used To Complete The Game.

Character Roster:

  • Zorko (Defualt)
  • Zorka
  • Grue [1]
  • Anti-Grue
  • Itna-Eurg [1]
  • Eurg [1]
  • Rug
  • Gill Bates [1]
  • Kid Zorko [4]
  • Agent U [1]
  • Mario [2]
  • Grueslayer [2]
  • Charlie [2]
  • Super Mario [3]
  • Ultimate Zorko [5]
  • King Grueslayer [3]

[1]: Complete Game Twice. You Unlock This Character The Same Time You Unlock The Character Customization Menu.

[2]: Complete Game Thrice.

[3]: Complete Game Four Times, This Character Has Minor Changes In The Storyline And Secret Endings. However, The Secret Endings, Instant Win, And Character Selection Are In The Rezorkful Book of Cheats.

[4]: Complete The Game Twice Using Zorko.

[5]: Complete The Game Twice Using Kid Zorko And Thrice Using Zorko. This Character Cannot Be Customized, It Is Already In The Highest Power Ever Reached.

NOTE: If No one Responded By Feb 1 At 2 AM, , I Will Make These Changes. --Sasuke Kid 10:56, 1 February 2008 (UTC)