Lincoln, England

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Lincoln, England is a mythical location based on the mountainous terrain of the North Atlantic Ocean. However, Lincoln only exists in the mind of the infirm who believe they live there. All of the people who 'live there' get it confused with Lincolnshire. It has the largest population of Whales in the entirety of the United Kingdom, although some people will falsely attribute it to Wales. It also has a high concentration of moles, so the entire 'town' is a mix of rocks, mole tunnels, the ocean, and ant hills. This place is supposed to be a prime surfing destination, but absolutely no one lives there. Boulders have been placed here and there around the town, which have been unusually sculpted into the shapes of buildings, a theater still showing White Christmas, and a town hall.