Madagascar

From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to: navigation, search
Repoblikan'i Madagasikara
République de Madagascar
Flag of Madagascar
Seal of Madagascar
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: Something...
National Anthem: The Internationale
Madagascar-penguins.jpg
Official language Zhonga (Chinese Malagasy)
Government Dystopia Utopia
Enemies Europe and South Africa
Established When the French Surrendered

Madagascar is a Massive Island right on the coast of Africa. However, despite being near it, it is not at all considered part of that continent but is instead part of the Pacific. To Africans, Madagascar is east of South Africa and technically also on the border of Mozambique only because it fits perfectly. In fact, it's so big, it can fit the Entire Pacific Ocean.

History[edit]

Madagascan people descended from neanderthals unlike other humans and replaced the species in the year 4080 BC.

In the year 1 AD, after the birth of Christ, the Israelis went on a boat and found a new island. They named it Madagascar ("We don't want this land so we'll get the frick out" in Israeli) and found other humans there. Unlike other countries, the Israeli decided not to make these species slaves and went back to celebrate Christ's birth.

In the 1800s, the French found the land and enslaved the people. Luckily, the Madagascans were smart and 69% of them built a time machine and traveled to 1960 to push France out and become independent.

The first president of Madagascar was "Numa Buma", a president well-known for becoming a viral meme in 1906. Numa later had a child known as Oscar Wilde who liked poems and had a friend known as Michael Rosen.

Geography[edit]

Madagascar is just 700000000 miles off the coast of Mozambique. Every map shows at least one form of evidence backing this claim and one scientist swam all the way to Madagascar in just 700 months. Many people think Madagascar is close to Africa, but it isn't, and if you do still think that, you're autistic.

Madagascar's climate is very warm. In the west, it's Level 1 type of warm, in the east, it steps up to Level 2, and in the middle, major code red, Level 3! You'd die in the middle, so stay away!

Foreign Relations[edit]

Madagascar gets along well with most countries. They hate Europeans though, and they hate South Africa.

A typical French person in Madagascar

Colonisation[edit]

The French loved colonising. It may seem hard to like having a different type of human race as your slave and to have them do what you want them to do, but try it if you don't believe me. See?

Military[edit]

The Madagascan Military conflicts with the government usually on which countries to like or not. Originally, the Military was Communist, which caused the country to be Communist. It is as big as Apple Pie and does not like to attack. Instead, Madagascar uses "Soft Power" to win a war.

Language and Culture[edit]

Madagascar's official language is Malagasy which is spoken by 99.99999999999% of the population in contrast to French who is only spoken by One Person in the country (That person, of course, Surrendered and now Madagascar fully speaks Malagasy). Despite full Malagasy Language control, The French still want the land back so they can make sure that they have oil they have some land. This country is the biggest country as it is also bigger than Russia.

In a Typical Madagascan School, It is taught that Madagascar fought with trillions of soldiers against the Baguette, but this is simply a legend that was invented in the olden days when the French were settling the island. Society in Madagascar is also different from many other Western Countries. Here are some things that are banned in Madagascar:

Computers

Europeans

You

Madagascar also has a few interesting facts. Here are Two of them:

1: Mobutu Sese Seko is recorded to have had a trip to Madagascar and stayed there for the rest of 1984 (Possibly, It might have been Morocco though)

2: In 2009, the West did something to Madagascar (They brought YouTube to Madagascans)

3: In 2017, Ajit Pai took over Madagascar after deleting Net Neutrality, a sad event indeed.

Politics[edit]

List of Presidents[edit]

Evolution of Bones in Madagascar
  • Chairman Mao (Founder of Madagascar)
  • Al Gore
  • John Curtin
  • John Carmack (Replaced within 30 days since he was developing Wolfenstein 3D and Doom)
  • Bill Gates (Last)

National Anthem[edit]

The Internationale (Madagascaran):

Rise u- oh wait, why are we singing this song?

You Already know what it sounds like

So don't come complaining to me right now

Just look it up on Google now!

Oh wait, you haven't, you're waiting for more!

Why can't you write an article yourself?

But everyone has filled up the list so it's slightly excusable

Famous Quotes

'"Are you sure this is Madagascar?"-Ajit Pai

'"Oh yeah, This country is still communist!"-The Madagascan People

'"We made Madagascar!"-Dreamworks on Madagascar(Probably confused with the Film)

'"Did I really go to this place?"-Mobutu Sese Seko

'"Oh, Can I watch that film!"-A bunch of kids also confused

'"Is this Lesotho?"-Nelson Mandela

'"I hope this place is fine..."-Kenyans

'"You did go to this place, Mobutu"-Laurent Desire Kabila

'"Don't speak, Moron!"-Mobutu talking to Kabila

Government

Technically, Madagascar is communist, but no-one seems to care.

See Also[edit]