MapleStory

MapleStory
Developer(s)	Wizzet B0ss
Publisher(s)	Neckson. Inc
Designer(s)	Wizzet B0ss
Engine	Neckson Launcher 2.0
Latest version	v.171.2.0
Release date(s)	1874
Genre	Unrepetitive role playing
Mode(s)	Multiplayer
Rating(s)	9/11 - IGN
Platform(s)	Windows - PC masterrace
Media	Twitter, Facebook
System requirements	PC running 8-bit Windows 97 , at least 1kb of ram
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“I used to play Maplestory, but then my gf dumped me”
~ My english teacher

MapleStory or more commonly referred to as "cancer" is a free to play MMOWEG (Massively Multiplayer Online Wallet Emptying Game) , produced by a group "wizet boss" then published by a company called 'Neckson'

It is primarily based around repeatably slaying pixelated snails, advancing to the next stage and unlocking more abilities to once again, slay more snails. It is well known for its in game micro-transactions, distributing virtual currency referred to as "Neckson Cash" or "Ncks".

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to MapleStory.

History[edit]

Maplestory is a 1 Dimensional 2D side-scrolling Massively Multiplayer Online Wallet Emptying Game made in 1874 in the Industrial Revolution where children, mainly young prepubescent boys whom got bored, like most children around 12 years of age, so they developed an 8 bit animated cartoonish game to become unbored. They referred to themselves as 'wizet b0ss'.

Development[edit]

The game stayed quite mediocre for a while, well until the era ultimate boration, where young adolscents became very bored to the extent that they all decided to play MapleStory. It probably wasn't their best choice.
The era created the new generation of prepubescent boys whom established the company 'Neckson' to licence maplestory, for good.
Up to now, Maplestory has received frequent updates which changed the original game state overall. One would suggest that based on the previous evidence, players of the game would like the game. However, this isn't really the case.

Starting the game[edit]

Neckson employs numerous Asian computer experts to update their software and maintain the game. That is why the game starts up so well. Well... Not always

Game[edit]

MapleStory is a MMOWEG, in which the player of the game spends most of his/her time repeatably holding down a binded hotkey while pressing the arrow keys for up to 6 hours a day, depending on the situation at hand.
A newly created character in game starts off at level 1 to advance all the way to the maximum level of 250. Along the way, characters reach milestones called "job advancements" in which they get newer and better abilities to kill snails. However, in some special cases, characters may remain a beginner, forever .

Updates[edit]

Maplestory provides excellent updates to its -8bit servers frequently.
Major updates are scheduled at least twice a year, with added content and new classes. Bugs and glitches are fixed, hacks patched, basically everything is done, - well except for server lag and botters which still thrive on every single map which sort of renders the game unplayable - But again, that doesn't really matter.

Major Update Controversy[edit]

Despite Neckson's 'hardest' efforts to provide each and every one of the maplians with outstanding updates, fixed bugs and new content, many maplians still find an excuse to hate on their game owners for making the patch.