Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/November 29

Master magician Carman, prior to the Marvin Gaye incident.

November 29: Day of NEIN!, Spell All 'C' Words With a 'K' Day (UK high schools)

• 999 - German states say 'NEIN!' all year, incurring the wrath of Poland, Bohemia and 7-Up.
• 1854 - Australians rebel and wave the Eureka Flag. As usual, the American government takes all credit from the Aussies.
• 1939 - Britain asks ze Germans nicely to pull out of ze Poland... but dis ist NEIN day und so ze german public shouts! und zo Hitler said NEIN!!!
• 1983 - In a publicity stunt gone bad, Carman decapitates R&B star Marvin Gaye. (pictured)
• 1983 - Band Aid release the little known Do They Know It's Christmas? (1983 Version).
• 1984 - Chocolate rations are increased from 30 grams to 20 grams.
• 1991 - David Copperfield stuns the world by causing the Statue of Liberty to vanish into thin air.
• 1992 - After a year-long search, the NYPD gives up the search for the missing statue, citing lack of cooperation by local eyewitnesses.
• 1990 - Taking advantage of the 'C with K' day, someone writes 'KUNT' on the blackboard, and is praised for thinking before being expelled.
• 2002 - As a special treat, high school pupils in England are allowed to play Kommanden and Konquer, but not Command and Conquer. When they discover the game only exists with a 'C', there is mass rebellion and konfusion.
• 2003 - Donald Rumsfeld attempts to use magic in order to find WMDs. Results are not as expected.
• 2006 - A young boy is brutally beaten at school after spelling the word 'Comrade' instead of 'Komrad'.
• 2006 - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog gets in an argument with Kanye West over the use of the word "nein" with both melting down into large puddle. Hazmat cleanup crews are kept busy until the early morning.
• 2018 - Kanye's name doesn't begin with a C, so he changes it to a Y instead. He would later invent the "Yite" just so he could go fly it.
• 2025 - "Klap Your Hands" hits the Billboard top 40.

• 2123 - The Magic Circle becomes corrupt after using their 'powers' for brutal mass-murder. The circle collapses... into more of an oval shape, to be honest.