Talk:Baby Seal

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An idea, maybe run with the "baby seal clubbing" thing. Where you describe it as some sort of nightclub with strange sexual preferences. With pics. -Tt22 02:31, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Good idea, but I don't have photoshop. If I did, this page would look very different. -Agoistheman 01:40, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

I'd change the "consulars" to quaestors, which doesn't sound as much like consuls... makes the roman schitck work a little better.

What happens when a baby seal grows up?

They don't. The title "baby" is just a name. -Agoistheman 01:41, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

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My first article, I just wanted to see how this measures up with unstandards. --Agoistheman 04:34, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Relax, kid, you are going well. Roll up your sleeves and keep on working on it. ;) -- herr doktor needsAshuttle Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:38, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Thanks, man. My friend's photoshopping some pics, i should be getting one of a baby seal crushing toronto or something by tomorrow, which should increase the overall quality of the article. --Agoistheman 04:41, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
I like this, so I'll give it a review too. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:19, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
Humour: 6 It's overall giggling but has no big puns.
Concept: 7 As an ironic manifesto against seal killing, it passes okay. But it's somewhat radom when, for instance, it states that "babe seal are reptiles".
Prose and formatting: 6.5 Rather ironic and irony is always good. But maybe you could add a little shock and malice with some practical or detailed examples of the "evilness" of the seals.
Images: 4.5 Creatures from pure evil surely deserve some medieval-like pics. Maybe some fake gore to show a "victim" or something.
Miscellaneous: 5 Add more "historical ocurrences". You have to prove the evilness of the baby seal.
Final Score: 29 In its current state, it's a giggle-not-laugh. Remembers me very much of Monthy Python's killer rabbit.
Reviewer: herr doktor needsAshuttle Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:03, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


Humour: 7 Pretty funny, but more jokes would improve it.
Concept: 8 A good subject to write about, and the basic idea of how it is written is very good.
Prose and formatting: 8 Mostly fine formatting, but longer paragraphs would help.
Images: 5 Ditto on NeedABrain's comment.
Miscellaneous: 7 I choose to ignore this section again.
Final Score: 35 Well above average for a first article.
Reviewer: Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:19, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


dUDWS, THIS ARTICLE IS SICK.

HOMES.