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you must be a pink dancing elephant to visit this page! mixture of vomit MHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAH HAIHTREKHTGFD hee , AND cheeriness and ultra-scaryness HAIL OUR GREAT LEADER! --The Hedgehog 23:47, 24 Dec 2005 (UTC)

Who ate at Ben's Chili Bowl? Bill Cosby and African Americans. Bill Cosby gave America hope. Obama gave America diseases. To cure America and save Bill Cosby, all the fake Afros should be sent to Indonesia to be hanged. all over this article Seriously. They beat all the funny out of it with a stupid stick. They are afraid that North Korea will have better ratings than The Pentagon, a plagiarized. --Tikirific 07:20, 27 Nov 2006 (PST)

Pyongyang Isn't[edit]

Pyongyang Isn't. At least in the following alternate timeline. --Chomu 04:25, 5 Jan 2006 (UTC)

Korean phrases[edit]

Are those phrases in Korean real? I think so because the "You politically illiterate philistine, your accusation against the DPRK is no more than barking at the moon!" includes cho-sŏn-min-ju-ju-yi in-min-kong-hwa-puke (조선민주주의인민공화국) which IS DPRK in NorthKorean™, but I wanted to make sure. + hexagon1 (talk) 08:53, 16 March 2006 (UTC)

No North Korean insult is truly complete without the word “revanchist” Also, “lickspittle” is good, as is “toady.” "tilde tilde tilde tilde"

Last North Korean Phrase[edit]

In case anyone was interested, here's the correct Hangul for that last statement

공중에게 걸에 나의 길을 찾기 위하여 나는 방향 정밀한 시민을 요구해야 한것을 예기했다, 그러나 나가 전 걸는 노래를 위해 시간에 거기서 도착했다 것 을 이 행복한 도시의 우량한 거리 배치는 의미했다!

this isn't correct!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sue2307 (talk • contribs)

North Korean Economy[edit]

This one should definitely be in it:

"Sometimes the push for self-sufficiency has amusing results. At the Kum Sung tractor factory near Kangson, production director Hong Ju Sae tells me the story of the nation's first domestically built tractor. The plant made only agricultural tools. But in 1958 Kim Il Sung directed it to manufacture tractors.


´We tried to get construction manuals from other countries," Hong recalls. "They would sell us tractors, but not give us plans. So we struggled 35 days to put our first tractor together. It ran; but only backward.´"

It´s hilarious, and even better, it´s actually true. Putting something in front of it about self/sufficiency should be pretty easy.--217.123.72.153 22:56, June 17, 2011 (UTC)

Pearl Harbor Day Menu Kids[edit]

We should change the motto or grow a new organic garden on the White House lawn. The grass is greener when you spray chemicals on it. (see: foolish leaders around the world)

Foolish Leaders Around the World[edit]

Foolish leaders around the world are making the polar ice melt. But they all try to act cool and fashionable like Obamabushies. So sometimes it is hard to tell the good Vaclavs from the bad Vaclavs.

Europe is a failed state. They tried a 27-state solution but it did not work. Which state messed it up for everyone? - I DO NOT KNOW HOW TO SIGN POSTS

>Implying climate change is caused by humans
>Implying the ice-age was caused by industry, even prior to man's existence
>Implying there are good vaclavs
>Implying america is better than europe
Don't know if troll, or just very stupid. - Hypster 11:20, January 14, 2012 (UTC)

Implying there are good Barry From DCs?

Where the hell's the communist note?[edit]

Could someone please place the communism note to the top of the article? 209.195.99.90 16:09, June 22, 2012 (UTC)

This is a featured article and I don't think it really needs the template. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 16:36, 22 June, 2012 (UTC)


Update[edit]

This is in major need of an update. Although Kim Jong Il is the eternal Chairman of the party his son is also pretty important too. With permission I'll correct the imperialist propaganda with true facts about our dear leader--EternalPresident (talk) 12:35, December 14, 2012 (UTC)

Feel free to do what you do, since we're a wiki. Someone can always instantly erase what you've written and be done with you, or else you can win many awards and enjoy life as an uncyclopedian. You seem to be able to string two words together, so maybe you should also stick around and hang with this communist kitchen-crew for awhile. You may like it! Aleister minutes later
p.s. Although, wait, I just noticed it's a featured article. Those are more tricky to edit, as they are more guarded than the gold at Fort Knox, which has been missing for years.
Updates to reflect such changes as these should be fine. Featuring means honoring the humor writer, not freezing it in time so that the reader gets a comedy show about the North Korea of 2009. The featured version is always available with one extra click. Spıke Ѧ 14:17 14-Dec-12
Yep, that's why I was asking, I wont alter the character of the article dontcha worry--EternalPresident (talk) 14:50, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
EDIT oh wait it's protected. Well nuts to that idea, I'll move on then--EternalPresident (talk) 14:51, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
Your status as a named Uncyclopedian ("autoconfirmed") will kick in after a few days and you'll be able to edit this. Spıke Ѧ 15:04 14-Dec-12

Just a thought[edit]

Wouldn't it be hilarious if we replaced the article with "Article removed by the North Korean government. AlexJabei (talk)|

It would make you laugh at what you had just done. It would not make the reader laugh as much as would a really good article on North Korea. Spıke Ѧ 20:24 8-May-14

Hard to Read[edit]

This article is nearly fucking impossible to read, because of all the fucking "r"s all over the place. What does "infarribre" supposed to be? Infallible? Infarrible? It's frustrating. Also, there is a lot of gibberish towards the later half of the article. Can someone please clean this up? --ConCass2 (talk) 20:34, May 14, 2014 (UTC)

If you're going to swap all the Rs for Ls...[edit]

Then shouldn't "glorious" be "grorious"? The preceding unsigned comment was added by SnakeOfBacon (talk • contribs)

Where? If you are referring to the infobox, than I think the Ls were left there intentionally. Anton (talk) 19:49, May 8, 2014 (UTC)
I suggested to another editor, after an anonymous poster said this same technique made Kim Jong Un unreadable, that it also constituted telling the same joke hundreds of times. It is especially not a good joke to begin with, as Kim doesn't so much pronounce English badly in real life as doesn't pronounce it at all. So my gripe is that it isn't done completely here but that it was done at all. Spıke Ѧ 20:23 8-May-14
Checking this, it really is just an extended version of Team America's version of Kim Jong-Il. Trouble is this was featured back in 2005. It can be cleaned up a little but to do anymore would fundamentally alter the entire article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:41, July 30, 2014 (UTC)

But! But![edit]

Grorious, benevorent, kind, and fair Kim Jong-Un terr us that He is not greatest person in history. He is third best after the honourabre, magnificent Kim Jong-Ir, and the creator of the worrd and best person in history who is compretery unmatched in his magnificence, Kim Ir-Sung. I am not saying grorious reader is not great, for surery, he is the greatest person arive, just that his daddy and grandaddy technicarry outrank him. Of course, he cannot do wrong and has never done wrong since neither of his ancestors has ever overrured a decision he has made. Creary, they approve of arr the great deeds he has done for his nation. Arso, it is offensive to carr grorious true Korea "best Korea" because that impries that their is another Korea. We arr know that the farse "Koreans" to the south are not rear Koreans. There is onry one Korea. True Korea~At Your Service~ 19:24, October 28, 2015 (UTC)

But seriously.~At Your Service~ 19:24, October 28, 2015 (UTC)

New Exquisite Falg[edit]

I think that North Korea changed their flag after having their new leader, Derek Savage, "elected" as supreme leader. He thinks that this new flag is very exquisite! The full sized image is 2000px x 1000px, so it's big. The preceding unsigned comment was added by ChizzleDonkey (talk • contribs)

Needlessly big, for a bad shoop (the actual flag of NK with a photograph patched into the middle), and now deleted. Sorry about that. Spıke 🎙️03:25 15-Nov-15

There should be a 'funny' version regarding the gulags in the country[edit]

There should be a 'funny' version regarding the gulags in the country, but still appropriate for those who suffered in there.-10:45, January 30, 2018 (UTC)