Talk:Queen Jane Approximately

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How is it that a Bob Dylan song about, um, whazzerface, come to sit next to a song by her about him on recent articles? If that's a coincidence, I'm going to be freaked out for the next five minutes or so. If you did it on purpose, it'll be double that. --monika 07:19, June 13, 2010 (UTC)

Totally co-incidental! Anyway, wiki says that Jane is a man. But I don't know how high old Zim was when he said that. IronLung 10:28, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
I've linked our articles together, sort of. IronLung 10:39, June 13, 2010 (UTC)
Of course Jane's a man - It's clearly Rob Halford. "When your mother sends back all your invitations / And your father to your sister he explains / That you're tired of yourself and all of your creations" refers to 1991-1993 when he left Priest for Fight, "Now when all of the flower ladies want back what they have lent you / And the smell of their roses does not remain / And all of your children start to resent you" is about when in 1998, Halford came out as gay and all the more oblivious metal-heads realized for the first time that leather and spikes and whips belonged to the S&M scene before it belonged to them, and "Now when all the clowns that you have commissioned / Have died in battle or in vain / And you're sick of all this repetition" again goes to the whole bit where most metal is derivative and cheesy. --monika 20:58, June 13, 2010 (UTC)