Talk:The Consumerist

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"Anyway, I call the place, and some fuckin' bimbo answers - obviously doesn't know a fuckin' thing about cats - and asks me, you know, 'How may I help you?' So I say, 'Listen here, bitch, I got a cat that needs replacing, now can you help me or not?'" —Braydie 12:59, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

What.[edit]

The. Heck. goshzillacorrespondence 17:27, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

It isn't completely nonsensical HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 18:11, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

The Real Consumerist[edit]

Has noticed, and wants to contribute.--SN W | T 05:34, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

:D —Braydie 19:43, 4 April 2007 (UTC)

Hilarious.[edit]

Emmzee 22:55, 3 April 2007 (UTC)