User:Zana Dark/Templating

Sophia Loren's Templating Academy

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So, you want to know how to make templates like the hardcore editors on wiki sites, huh? Well, start enrolling, kids.

Enroll in the Academy

Sign up here. If you do not know how to add yourself to the chart below properly and wish to learn, please ask to be adopted first.

Name	Notes or Questtions
Zana Dark	For Example Only

Frequently Asked Questions

Why Should I Care About Templating?

Templating can make the standardization of tabular treatments and visually formatted information both functional and easy for wiki-based websites. Templates can also be used to make neat, boxy things that can be exchanged with other users as awards or annoy stuck-up users with obnoxious borders, colors, images and ideas.

Do I Need to Know Anything Special in Order to Eroll?

Hopefully you have already been adopted by Zana Dark or one of her post-grads. If not, you should probably do that soon.

How Much is Tuition?

Typically, the tuition can be payed for using your immortal soul. In the event that you have already sold your soul, you can either pay by cash, money order, or exchange of services. Please see your local financial counselor for details.

Will I Ever Get Payed to Make Templates?

Good Sophia, no. What? Are you retarded? No.

I Was Just Wondering, So When Do Classes Start?

Now. Whenever you are ready. Read on, nooblet.

Begin Templating Training Below This Header

Here is some preliminary reading material:

• The Life and Death of a Template
• USERNAME template abuse
• Templates Ahoy!

The Sopia Awards

The Sophia Awards

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~o~

Oh Sophia is

Such a Beauty to Be Held

In Both of Your Hands

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: : The Formatting Genie Says : : Don't hate me because I am beautiful, envy me for my talent. So, you want to collect all the Sophia Award templates? Good luck with that.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

~ The Formatting Genie Was Here ~ Oh, praise Sophia! That looks much better now... Thank you for helping Uncyclopedia out with your advanced editing and stuff.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

The Formatting Genie Loves Templates Congratulations! You've officially graduated from Sophia Loren's Templating Academy. Wow, now go outside and get a tan or something.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

The Formatting Genie Read Something... It might have been an article you wrote, or maybe she's just laughing at you. At any rate, you almost made her wet herself (*dont' get too excited).  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

No, seriously go on, I'm intrigued... Apparently, you wrote an article so vaguely vanity that the Formatting Genie actually cares to read more. Congratulations, I suggest you write some more stuff that's not about you.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

" Not Now, I'm Naked... " Oops, perhaps you should check back some other time. Sorry, the Formatting Genie is too busy to respond to your request at the moment.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Nice pen you got there... Sophia especially likes the way you rewrote that. Thanks for polishing the turds and cleaning up the crap!  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

" Whew! That was a close one..." It's a good thing you were here to revert that vandalism. Those wheely willies can be quick, thanks for saving me the trouble.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

Sophia Loren has a thing for awesome journalism Especially if it's a cover story with compelling diction. You have some pretty good UnNews stuff, keep up the good work, soldier.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

The Awards within an Award Template!
I'm so proud of you, my little nooblet. Run. Be free. And for Sophia's sake, take these ugly standardized templates with you.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

The Graduated Noob Cage Fighter Award Templates!
This user has finished training and is now a CAGE FIGHTER. Oh, Thank Aunt Jemima!!! Hello, former noob. You're quite the editor around here. I think it's time for you to enter the ring.... ~ Zana Dark

The FINAL FANTASY SOPIA LOREN Award! I now pronounce you capable of training your own noobs to be cage fighters. Congratulations, this is the highest achievement any Uncyclopedian can get other than bureaucratship.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN
	This user adopts noobs and trains them for cage fighting. This user used to be a nooblet like you. Unlike you, they graduated with honors. Now, You Pay Rent to Them.

Graduating With Honors

[[{| purple nurples |}]]   for outstanding acts of uselessness

[[ Princess Peach's Floating Square Braces
Whoah, this template has no borders. Don't worry, Zelda's on it. In the meantime, Emerald the Emperor wanted to give you this award for fixing up all those links. Red, blue, purple, oh my!
 –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN ]]

~ Ode to Drunken Wiki Editing ~ Oh man, that was a rough one last night. Can you believe we finished that entire bottle? I think I got banned on that website we were laughing at. Meh, losers. Thanks for proofreading all that crap I wrote that one time.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN

~ The Coveted Two-Cent Piece Award ~ This is a promotion paid for by the Uncyclopedia Legal Department. You are hereby awarded the two-cent piece:   ( 2 | ¢ ) For your invaluable contributions to Uncyclopedia. This coin is very precious to me... Congratulations! ~ Zana Dark

Now That's Brawny! Mr. Clean appreciates your elegant use of standard HTML. (As ugly as it may be sometimes.)
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