UnBooks:My sojourn/Chapter 7
“In Soviet Russia yak nearly gets raped by YOU!!! ”
So there I was
and this fucking yak
so it takes out its jaws
and bites the shit out of me, so I try to mount it! He's probably like, WTF?
It barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.
No, seriously. I nearly raped it.
- That time I was nearly raped by a yak during my sojourn in Canada
- the debilitating skin disease I got from battling the undead
- Bob Dole