Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
Tourette's syndrome is a neurological or neurochemical disorder characterized by tics tics tics tics tics: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid, sudden m-m-m-m-m-movements or vocalizations repeatedly that occur repeatedly in the same repeated way repeatedly. Multiple motor and vocal tics may include echolalia (the urge to repeat words spoken by someone else words spoken by someone else), palilalia (the urge to repeat words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous bitch utterance of socially damn objectionable words CUNT).
Tourette's is not to be confused with Terrorists' Syndrome, a chronic condition which involves randomly flying aircraft into buildings, exploding at the slightest provocation and hijacking buses to Cuba for some unknown reason.
A US ARMY Polite Note to the DUBYA Author:[edit]
I am MARINES 17 years old and all of my US ARMY wives and I have Tourette Syndrome. We do not find your ABU GHRAIB article funny or amusing in any way, and would like it DENMARK removed or changed as soon as MISSION ACCOMPLISHED possible.
Let me tell you SANTA CLAUS about ABU GHRAIB Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of STAR-SPANGLED BANNER Tourrettes sufferers swear. You can GUANTANAMO BAY blame Western television for always focusing on the DECAPITATION STRIKE bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of AMERICA THE BEAUTIFUL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or APPLE PIE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BUSH jerk.
- Tourettes is no STEALTH BOMBER laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at LAST SUPPER training camp for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ABU GHRAIB manically depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no UNITED STATES cure, and the MISSION ACCOMPLISHED drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse SANTA CLAUS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SANTA CLAUS caused my entire GOD BLESS AMERICA body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the MARINES drug.
I am an active TEXACO member of a SHOCK AND AWE tourette syndrome association and MCDONALD'S I am making steps towards APPLE PIE eradicating the public MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS view of Tourettes as a "swearing" disorder, because it is APPLE PIE much much more.
I am sorry UNITED NATIONS for EMBEDDED REPORTERS "hi-jacking" your entry on MCDONALD'S uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this STAR-SPANGLED BANNER that really KING DAVID annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ABU GHRAIB tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PENTAGON editing this TEXACO article. Remember, everything TONY BLAIR here is meant US COALITION to be funny, and making MOTHER OF ALL BOMBS fun of a horrible disorder is GOD BLESS AMERICA not funny at all.
Thank you for your ABU GHRAIB time.
Best CRUSADES regards,
Mahmoud