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- "Nobody Believes I'm Lord Lucan!"
- "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official
- 'Lights Out' For Norway
- AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi
- African, Asian countries offer aid to victims of UK floods
- Amnesty International unfriends Uganda
- Animals the size of tanks spotted in large cities
- Apple to acquire Swaziland
- Arctic sea located off the shores of the Canaries
- Bangladesh blames loss on economists
- Britain advises citizens to leave Somalia
- Bush travels to Africa in search of country to invade
- Conflict in Darfur continues; nobody cares
- Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment
- Disney and Yum! Join Fight Against Pirate Copyright Bandits
- Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
- Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders
- Egyptian military overthrow elected President to defend Democracy
- Enrollment In Piracy Track Declines
- Eritean Wiki-Vandalism Day Goes Sour
- Exciting genetics discovery, rapid evolution in cattle
- Fat People are Harder to Kidnap
- Fate thrust upon man
- Five African nations agree on regional unity
- Free uncyclopedia handles DMCA takedown notice
- Genocide in Darfur Ends
- Gorillas flee Rwanda protectorate as Paris Hilton threatens goodwill visit
- Greece destabilises Europe
- Hippopotamoose Colony Discovered in Sudan
- I am not making this up! The cheetah is extinct
- Ireland stealing Africa's water, satellite reveals
- KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants
- Lake Chad Shrinks--Citizens Say They're Just Pretty Thirsty
- Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list
- Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people
- McDonalds To Join UN Trademark Skirmish
- Mighty Mighty Morzung Captured by rebel group
- Mogadishu now tops list of "Best Cities to Live in for Warlords"
- Monkeys' stone percussion studied
- Mugabe's thoughts recorded by communication satellite
- Mugabe "lets them eat cake"
- Mugabe "still in race", actively courting superdelegates
- Mugabe Attacks "Gay" Mr Tsvangirai
- Nature Now Rated NC-17
- Navy snipers out $500 over missed target
- New country secedes from The Sedan
- New plan to get US to intervene in Darfur
- Nigerian micro-cap plans IPO
- No ICANN decision on new domain for porn
- No need for witch doctors - I'm staying, says Mugabe
- Nobody cares the world ends in two weeks
- Not the same old African orphan charity
- Nude images of Robert Mugabe surface
- Ouattara leading in Ivory Coast votes, bank accounts
- Out of Shithole Africa film to go ahead
- Pirates take land lubber yank hostage
- President Ebola springs into action
- Pridelands to be re-integrated by court order
- Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland
- Rebels Reject Darfur Peace Deal; Sudanese Empire Threatens With Death Starve
- Relief as Uncyclopedia stays up
- Robert Mugabe bails out world financial system out-of-pocket
- Rwandese woman minister guilty of unlicensed genocide
- S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!"
- San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
- Semenya is grandson of Nazi
- Somalia targets Bushists in Southern US Village
- Somalian pirates capture 33 T-65 X-wing Starfighters
- Some really fucked up shit goes down in the Congo
- Son kills father and uncle
- Southern Sudan may secede, wherever it is
- Strange looking animal found in Chico, California backyard
- Study:Castration 'sharply cuts' HIV infection
- Sudan holds British teacher for "having fun" with her pupils
- Sudanese demand "Muhammed" teddy-bear "be burnt, shot, hung and fed to wild pigs"
- Sudanese man forced to wed goat
- Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East
- Tragic Death reported in Chad
- Tunisian coups d'état back on schedule
- UN supports Darfur 'No-Fly" zone
- Ugandan poofs charged with having sex on church altar
- Western media ignores Kenyan royal baby
- Wikipedia vs. Myspace: Wales lays the gauntlet
- World Cup Fever leads to mass pneumonia
- Zimbabwe Indicts Giraffe
- Zimbabwe declared "world's most successful state"
