| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Pope trashes creationism |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:John Bolton doesn't get it, again |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Obama officially "12th-best" |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Trump bitches out several world leaders |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Buffett praises Trump picks, do-overs too |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Conway trip to Alberta is off |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Hill Republicans plan busy 2017 |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Obama sanctions Russians |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Sessions cedes Senate seat |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Actress won't leave US after all |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Kerala and San Francisco part ways on human waste |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Trump won't rule out terrorism |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Cleveland set to merge with East Cleveland |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Hillary is all right! She's fine |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:U.S. Presidency becomes a two-"man" race |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Hermine outpolls Clinton and Trump |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Trump and Mexicans agree on border wall |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Hinckley signs as new Subway pitch-man |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Kim Jong Un reveals super-baby pregnancy |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Trump honors victims of 7/11 |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Jihadists strike again, everyone sad |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:GOP warns America the "vote" was merely advisory |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Romney to Trump: "Whip it out!" |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Uncyclopedia sues Ted Cruz |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:MLK "Fun Shoot" cancelled |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Democrats to fix crowded debate |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Jeb Bush to carpet-bomb Agrabah |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Kerry: Boots-on-the-ground is no big deal |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Governors make World Series bet |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Trump wins Democratic debate |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:GOP debate not to be all about Trump |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Hillary sorry, nation set to Move On |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Congress reconvenes, wrestles with national Trump crisis |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Lock broken at Sault Ste. Marie |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:New batch of hate words is ready |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:US parties fight spate of plain-speaking |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Greek crisis enters crisis phase |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Obama privatizes kidnapping industry |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Sanders campaign weathers first scandal |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Big Tech objects to U.S. spying proposal |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Train service resumes after brief ineffective pause |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Commissioner suspends Hillary |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:US Army women cadets wash out |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:ISIS claims responsibility for Texas cartoon attack |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Lynch becomes new U.S. Attorney General |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Hillary unveils campaign disguise |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Hillary may have declared her candidacy |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Obama to speak on green jobs in Utah |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Indiana toddler charged with hate speech |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Iran deal done, except for details |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:All eyes are on the F.E.D. |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Hillary comes really clean |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:US has no room to store new tax forms |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Chihuahuans form record gas line |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Obama explains continuing Muslim violence |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Obama to save the day by attending Abdullah funeral |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:New England steals AFC trophy |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Congress OKs the XL |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Russian currency crisis ends |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Louisiana gets around to announcing vote |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Boston avoids exciting nil-nil draw |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Obama hears everyone |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Officials calm about brain-eating amoeba in tap water |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:FAA resumes flights into Austin |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Biden asks governors to lead nation out of mess |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Ballmer bids $2B for Clippers |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Mexican develops apple-based fuel |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Nigerian micro-cap plans IPO |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:NBA owner disinvites fans |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Windows XP becomes suddenly useless |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Congress writes last-ever dirty tax bill |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Army-base shooting occurs without jihad |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Kudlow: Let's all boycott Russia |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:E*Trade is a baby-killer |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Ukraine's lost paradise Crimea becomes parking lot |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Biden thrusts against "naked" Crimea |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Every American gets a raise |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:NFL to police hurtful language during games |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:Clown shortage threatens the nation |
| 11-Mar-2019: | UnNews:"El Chapo" captured and returned to Ukraine White House |
