UnNews:Hanson: UnNews is all that's left

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17 September 2020

Hanson tells an empty banquet hall exactly what is wrong with the "fake news."

PALO ALTO, California -- Noted American commentator Victor Davis Hanson has given his complete endorsement of UnNews.

In a column condemning American media for their negative coverage of Donald Trump, Hanson wrote, "The news as we once understood it is dead. It has been replaced by the un-news".

Writing from the Hoover Institution, Stanford University's conservative think tank safely above San Francisco's carpet of syringes and feces, Hanson tediously listed the President's accomplishments — including a steady hand from Coronavirus to Covfefe — and lambasted American networks' focus on "concocted melodramas".

While his column did not include the web address of UnNews, it is surely only a matter of time before Americans flock to the website, either to get the real truth or at least to get a vacation from it.

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