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It's Quiz Time! |
4 July 2008
QUIZ TIME I SAY! First ever UnNews weekly(ish) quiz!
1. The new word for "nigger" is...
- Strawberry
- Negridem
- Arnold Swarzchenegger
2. Omaha, Nebraska, where was the bullet of the living suicidal maniac?
- Left cheek
- Right cheek
- Head
- Butt
- Nose
- Eye
3. Whom witnessed the Drowning Duck of Georgia?
- Girl Scouts (and their cookies)
- Bob Barker
- Boy Scouts
4. What can't stop me now?
- Nothing
- Anything
- Everything
5. Whom sued the sun?
- Man
- Earl Chunky
- Jonathan Huang
- Redneck Bob
6. Mugabe win what?!
- EURO 2008
- That race in Zimbabwe
- All of the above
7. Who were on speaking terms again?
- McCain and Hillary
- Hillary and McCain
- McCain and Obama
- My dog and McCain
Answers[edit]
- Some guy "Question One". UnNews, June 27
- Some guy "Question Two". UnNews, June 27
- Some guy "Question Three". UnNews, June 27
- Some guy "Question Four". UnNews, June 28
- Some guy "Question Five". UnNews, June 28
- Some guy "Question Six". UnNews, June 29
- Some guy "Question Seven". UnNews, June 30
- Some guy "Where this madness started". BBC, June 30