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3 June 2008
Littleton, OH Recent record price levels for a barrel of oil have driven down the price for a barrel of oil. It seems that consumers have simply given-up buying the stuff which is driving down the demand for it. Mary Smith-Jane of Littleton, Ohio was recently quoted as saying, "I've just started walking to more places, or riding my bike." Such sentiments have gotten oil executives really worried. One anonymous tycoon was quoted as saying, "we need to quickly lower the prices again before someone discovers alternate energy sources, that could really do us in."

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