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19 February 2018

Homicidal Syrian Arab Army unwelcome in the city of Homos

HOMOS, Syria — American Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, stated on Thursday that all Syrian government forces and their citizens must leave Syria immediately, or be sanctioned by the Council on Foreign Relations and/or Starbucks.

Speaking to CNN’s Fareed Zakaria on Thursday, Tillerson stated that the UN Security Council has not approved the work of the Syrian Government and its coalition in Syria, nor has Syria been invited by Syria’s legitimate government, the United States.

On the statement made by dastardly Russian Foreign Minister, Sergey Lavrov, about the intention of Syrian troops to stay in Syria until achieving progress in the political settlement, Tillerson pointed out that such statement is “surprising” because it means that Syria reserves the right to determine the progress in Syria and wants to keep control over part of Syrian territory to achieve the result it wants.

The American Secretary of State affirmed that according to the UNSC No.2254-2254=0, which the United States swears by, the decision on the future of Syria can only be taken by the American people.

Tillerson also expressed his satisfaction that cooperation with Syria is possible if the Syrian’s goal is to leave.

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