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22 November 2009

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IRAN - After the long crisis over Iran's nuclear programme, the UN Security Council asked Iran to join their Lan Party which will be starting today and will last five days.

The head of Iran's air defence told us that is looking forward to play Falcon 4.0 and IL-2 Sturmovik in this event since he is aiming to do some aerial reconnaissance of the sites as well as air attacks. He is also hoping that his fellow israeli friends might join him in this event in order to play a few CounterStrike matches.

The Brigadier General Ahmad Mighani says:
"It's pretty thoughtful from UN to hold this lan party so now we will be able to improve the cooperation among different units. Nowadays is pretty hard when we're spending so much money building long range missiles..."
After hearing this the US contacted Brigadier General Ahmad Mighani asking if he would want start a Nuke-for-petroleum programme since the Oil-for-food sucked a lot, but it is all still all still unconfirmed whether it will be nukes or biological weapons.




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